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@ewipandora

'92 she/her. You can call me Ewi. Kidnapped by Bilbo and Thorin flirting and holding hands. Spa/Eng/Fr
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🍃​✨​✨​Welcome to this madness that is my blog🍃​✨​✨​

  • You can call me Ewi (she/her)
  • I was born in 1992, so you do the math. I'm also a Pisces <3
  • I'm Spanish, but I speak French and English too (and a bit of German, but for the love of what is holy don't make me speak it)
  • I'm currently obsessed with Bilbo and Thorin being gay for each other, but from time to time I go back to my gay war criminals <3
  • My ao3 is Ewipandora aaaaaand so far it's all in Spanish and from other, older fandoms.

Things I've done

A list of BoB fanfics I recommend My kinky BoB headcannons

A bit about me <3

  • I like almost all kinds of music, but Spotify says I'm mainly a heavy metal and indie lover (Blackbriar, Dark Sarah, Bloodywood, Tanxugueiras, Within Temptation, Steam Powered Giraffe...)
  • I'm an avid reader. Nowadays I'm reading a big-ass collection of classic fantasy books (I've read Wheel of Time and am now tackling Forgotten Realms and, I hope soon enough, Dragonlance)
  • I'm not as much into TV shows as into books. I don't have a particular fave genre, I just know that I don't like watching terror movies at night (and I dislike gore movies) and drama movies that make me cry (in other words, every single one, I'm a cry baby)
  • My asks are always open to everyone. I'll block you if you're rude or nasty, though <3
#get to know a lil more about me#ewi speaks
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So incredibly happy to share this piece! I had the absolute pleasure of drawing theoraekensnotsosecretlover absolute favorite cat. From the initial sketch to the final rendered artwork, bringing this precious character to life was such a joy

@theoraekensnotsosecretlover

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A teenager cannot get reconstructive surgery. But a parent can circumcise a baby.

A teenager cannot get body modifications. But a parent can pierce a baby's ears.

A teenager (or even a 20 year old) cannot buy cigarettes. But a parent can smoke in places where their toddler is forced to be.

What a teenager chooses is met with stricter scrutiny than what's forced on a very young child.

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Anonymous asked:

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

batmanisagatewaydrug answered:

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

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hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

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(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

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inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

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can we focus on the gnome for a second

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wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

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these are the people i have to share a highway with

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