stupid chud galeomorph

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

girl on girl but ones a squirrel

e i e i o

nirvanna the band the show the fanart

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

pop songs would be more bearable if they were about a cruel and deceitful wizard enslaving the minds and bodies of men to build a great tower to carry him to the stars instead of like. Your Boyfriend

-Queer mario

etc

when you get more kills than the pro #darknoob

When you turn to unlatch a door #doorknob

the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US

Here's me (6'2) in front of the Women Monolith for scale

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

oh, you think you’re a person? that’s cute. now put on the robe. that’s right, pick up your staff. hunch your back, like you know you’re meant to. now get in your 2003 honda prius and run a bitch over. you’re a gemini. you know you can’t help it #forceyoda #yodafication #yodahypno

youtube= youre on underground theater unless big entertainment

twitter= terrible website in turmoil that exists regardless

snapchat= save nothing and prosper. cant have any trace

linkedin= lets ideate nothing kind. even death is nicer

instagram= idealized natural self thats a good raise above mediocre

tiktok= teens idolizing killing their own knowledge

reddit= rallying every dork doing insipid things

quora= quite useless or redundant answers

google= get online! only getting less effective

letterboxd= letting every tryhard thrust every review before others XD

tumblr= the underdog must be last, right?

literally my favourite tweet ever

Look at this fucked up picture of smudge

Happy Fat Chimera Friday