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um what
>Riding bike home from errands, almost back to my house
>Neighbor: Hey, be careful, there are two dogs loose around the corner
>Round corner
>It's my dogs
>My front door is wide open
>Cat on roof
>All of my animals are loose, what the fuck
So yeah, that was my day yesterday.
The house is super full lately. We recently got a new roommate to bring rent down, a dude from Texas who seems super chill. Along with him, there's a second dog - my roommate picked him up as a stray and we haven't been able to find his owners, so I guess he's ours. He's one of the dogs in the aforementioned story, of course, and my heart just about leapt out of my throat when I saw the both of them outside. I've had to chase this dog before, and spoiler alert: It usually involves a >20-minute chase and lots of fence-jumping. Luckily, this time they both just trotted up to me and I was able to lead them home.
Other news: Boy is now ultra-employed, we're going to California for a concert in a couple of weeks, and I just joined a gym. I started losing weight in August and that's been going well, but now I'd like to not be weak as shit.
I almost forgot! Vagina Monologues auditions were yesterday, and mine seemed to go really well. We should hear who got cast by the end of the week.
So basically:
Shitty roommates have moved out. There was a spectacle the day the landlady came by to inspect the house, and I REALLY REALLY wish I had not been at work at the time. The worst roommate got called out on the nasty state of his room (he grew mold in his carpet, just straight up mold), and when the landlady gave him a list of basic tasks to complete before she could sign off on the lease, he snapped at her and drove off, tires a-peeling. At this point I think he may really have convinced himself that he is never, ever wrong.
BUT NOW HE'S GONE
For the three of us remaining, things have been really chill. We've been having a hard time finding another roommate because people keep flaking out on us, but I remain hopeful. That, and we're fostering a dog for a friend of mine. She's a sweet girl, but unfortunately has seizures, so my friend has offered to pay us... basically what another roommate would be paying in rent. So absolutely worth it. We've had her a couple of weeks now and she's already had one seizure; it was scary, but she came out of it okay. Evidently her condition isn't one that can be fixed or medicated, but her seizures are also the kind that don't escalate into, say, death. So we're happy to have her, even if it means dealing with that sometimes.
BLAH BLAH BLAH I AM BORING