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etbI just realized that "avocado" and "lawyer" are exactly the same word in French. I don't mean they're pronounced the same, since after all everything in French is pronounced the same. I mean they're the same fucen word.
The advertisement at Lola Rosa of "AVOCAT 1 $" therefore might be trying to sell lawyers for a loonie each, or perhaps legal advice; either way, a good deal.
Upon investigation, female lawyers ("are you a little boy alien?") are, unlike male lawyers, distinguishable from avocados.
Pursuing toy truck linguistics, I propose we strike a committee with avocados^W^Wto trace the inevitable convergence of lawyers and avocados in language. The roles of abogados and aguacates in Spanish will be investigated, though only in the passive voice.
The advertisement at Lola Rosa of "AVOCAT 1 $" therefore might be trying to sell lawyers for a loonie each, or perhaps legal advice; either way, a good deal.
Upon investigation, female lawyers ("are you a little boy alien?") are, unlike male lawyers, distinguishable from avocados.
Pursuing toy truck linguistics, I propose we strike a committee with avocados^W^Wto trace the inevitable convergence of lawyers and avocados in language. The roles of abogados and aguacates in Spanish will be investigated, though only in the passive voice.
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Date: 2009-01-16 05:50 am (UTC)yes
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