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Dear world at large,

Please. Please. Please. If you must lose personal items in public spaces, try not to have them be cylindrical.

Unlike rectangular objects, generally soft squishy things, or any other geometric shape, cylinders provoke fear, chaos, and (most importantly to me) helicopter fly-overs for hours on end.

I don't understand why this is so, just as I don't understand why helicopters are required for coverage of an underground BART station...

...but yet again, a benign object causes evacuations, police investigations, and greatly inconvenienced the general public just because it was a cylinder.

No love,

Jen who is still cranky from being woken up before 7AM by 3 fucking helicopters.