Waxing Moronic

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Introduction

Welcome to my main account! This is where I reblog stuff that makes me laugh, art that I like, and anything else that catches my fancy. I also reblog work from my art account, and indulge in the occasional shitpost now and then.

If you just want to see my art and don’t want to deal with a deluge of reblogs, then feel free to follow my art blog instead. Once there you will be subjected to Pokemon brats, overworked office creatures, and dumb blonde cervids.

Okay I love you byebye! 💕

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dumdevil
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A 3-panel comic made by mashing PNG's together in the style of Instagram user absolutenutcase162. Panel 1: A group of evil ice wizards from various media, with a realistic picture of Ice King from Adventure Time at the front. The background is a frozen cave with a big ornate door made of ice in the middle. Ice King says, "Okay, okay, final offer. If you give up your soul and learn the forbidden ice magics, you get unlimited power, eternal life, an army at your command, AND we'll throw in THIS." Panel 2: A close-up of the big door from the first panel, now open. Squidward from SpongeBob is in the foreground looking shocked, and says in an all-caps impact font caption, "A luxurious modern studio space with included amenities at an affordable rate?" Behind the giant ice door, somehow, is an apartment like the one described. It was pulled straight from Google Images and looks completely out of place with the surrounding ice cave. Panel 3: A city buried in snow. Squidward is now wearing a robe and surrounded by an army of evil snowmen. They're all the same PNG. Spongebob, frozen and half-buried in the snow behind him, says "Squidward, please. This isn't your heart." Squidward yells back "Yes the fuck it is."ALT

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

dragonsmirk
papinianista

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

timefortigers

sheds a single tear

catchaspark

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

puddeneen

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

caffeinerabbit
caffeinerabbit

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Formal governance in Benji's PMD setting is mostly municipality based, with each village, town or city being its own discreet political unit independent of any higher form of authority. The way power is structured (elected board vs council of elders, mayor vs chief, etc) is different for each community.

The closest thing to inter-community governance would be the Guild System, but they act primarily in support of civilization as a whole and have no authority over non-guild members*, deferring to local laws and leadership most of the time.

*(Wanted outlaws being the exception)

Once you step outside into the wilds, things become a mixed bag.

At one end, you have the semi-civilized pokemon. These are usually somewhat-wild family groups or loose communities with no formal laws or structure, but who otherwise interact cordially with urban mons, usually via trade.

At the other end, you have the full-on wild pokemon who basically live a feral lifestyle. Unlike dungeon mons, they are fully cognizant and live this way willingly, either due to pragmatic reasons, "because that's the way Arceus intended", or what have you.

Predatory members of this group will actively prey on other pokemon without hesitation, wild or civilized regardless. The Guild regularly patrols roads between towns to ensure traveler safety, and escort missions are a commonly rendered service.

Recent decades have seen the rise of a small handful of full-blown city-states, which tend to be much larger than typical communities with more centralized power structures and outsized economic clout.

They also have a worrisome habit of expansionism - albeit mostly peacefully so far - and of throwing their weight around against other communities that border them.

The Guild keeps a wary eye on these rising powers, and not without a growing sense of apprehension.

(Also answered this prompt over on Bluesky, but felt like reposting the actual text in full.)