random but fun detail manu posted the same hotel on his instagram in october of 2025 as jonas did in may of 2026 … so manu either gave jonas some tips for hotels in the mountains or i‘m putting my shipping goggles on and they went on a lil holiday together in the spring (i‘m mostly joking or am i💀)
Anon, you have the instincts of a private investigator; I love it 😂❤️
For reference, here’s the photos they posted of the hotel side-by-side, with Jonas’ pic on the left and Manu’s on the right:
I love that this is where we’re at now; the worst-case scenario is Manu and Jonas swapping hotel recs because their interests are so similar, and the best-case scenario is they went on holiday together. Our lives are so good 😌
And the thing is, them holidaying together isn’t even out of the realm of possibility either. Manu has gone on holiday with current and former teammates before. Who’s to stop him from bringing Jonas along—his understudy that literally worships the ground he walks on? That would explain why they were so inseparable at the World Cup. I mean, for all we know (my shipping goggles are fully on now too), their coffee dates could’ve started there. Mornings starting with mugfuls and cuddles, afternoons hiking, evenings spent by the pool or hot tub. At least until they find their way back to their hotel room, Jonas nestling himself in Manu’s arms as he falls asleep, Manu’s hands combing through his curls. Completely content after a week well spent with his idol.
all the excitement of the group stage and we’ve ended up with this nothingburger ass final
liberté, égalité, éliminé
Bro if you are interested in crossword or codeword or whatever indoor games my place at 9pm every Thursday

