need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

Okay I tried. Here’s trans girl Marco. 

This years presidential election.

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

someting for a friend

i just want to say, for people reblogging this, that this is called the “rule of thirds” and the tips i wrote here by no means are things that you HAVE to do! these are just tips i use for myself, i kind of made up the bubble rule and i dont even know if im using the rule right haha so there theres that! i just like to use it so i know my bubbles have a place to go

i got the information a long time ago from a thread on penciljack called Storytelling 101, specifically this image

there is tons of information on rule of thirds available, i know eyecager has a post that dips into it ….

This is also hella useful for photography composition, especially for landscape and architecture shots

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

McCree looks like he believes everyone’s code names are their actual names.

@transvivienne

the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach

hrt should be readily available to all trans people who want it, with no hoops to jump through. a therapist letter should not be mandatory, either.

That’s how you get 14 year old tomboys with crippling dysphoria that want to go back to their feminine bodies. A therapist letter is MANDATORY FOR A REASON.

Yeah, they’re mandatory because of transphobia. Not even kidding. Go off and research the current system ya ignorant shit. Self medication is a really large thing in our community for a reason.

A therapist letter shouldn’t be required.

Are you fucking stupid?

Sure. I mean, nevermind that there are systems that are set up without therapist letters in the world that are more successful. Nevermind that the informed consent model tends to be more successful. Nevermind I literally started hrt via self medication because therapists are fucked up to trans women.

But I mean, if you want me to be “stupid” for having a greater knowledge than you, that’s cool. I get that you’re just a troll intent on sparking drama, but you could use opportunities to educate yourself. Damn shame.

Peace out, kiddo.

Let small children that have no idea who they are or what the world is get bottom surgery and HRT and fuck themselves over forever if they change their minds. Do you know how fucking trendy it is to be trans lately? People are saying they are “trans” just because it’s “cool” to be mentally ill Look at all the “galaxygender” and “autistigender” cunts. If they like more stereo typically masculine things people will tell them they’re trans and feel the need to conform to fit in. You want twelve year olds to be able to go to the corner store and shoot up with hormobes just because they’re pressured to?

Small children and 12 year olds don’t get hrt. They get puberty blockers until hrt. Puberty blockers are completely harmless. You just illustrated your ignorance on a grand scale.

gosh it must really be a slap to the face when you’re protesting something you have absolutely no clue about. “do you know how fucking trendy it is to be trans lately” is honestly the stupidest thing i have ever read. please, let me provide you some statistics on this “trend.”

i wonder, are you risking your life when you wake up in the morning? by keeping up with the latest “trends”, are you putting yourself at risk for being murdered, raped, harassed, discriminated against, and beaten? let me answer that for you. no. you are not. by calling someones identity - one that gets people murdered - a “trend” you are not only invalidating them but you are also completely ignorant of what transgender people face daily. you are privileged in your ignorance, because it means you have not experienced this. do not think people would risk their lives daily to keep up with a trend. 

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

honestly ive been seeing this post on my dash for like 3 years and people are still adding to it it just gets longer and longer its never gonna die

Can the rumors be true?

Only one way to find out…

It couldn’t possibly be–

PIXIE-STIX IS IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!

…

DID YOU SEE THIS SHIT?!

Ya know what…

I’m burning this nightmare.

Thank you world for this gift.

,

I have seen heaven, and it’s beautiful.

This is the first time I’ve seen this…my life wasn’t complete until now.

I love this post.

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.

In the doge’s eye

Could it be?

I THINK IT IS

Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH