Well to be epic lets just say this. I'm sitting in an art room. It's empty except for my jolly good friend Madd_hattr Well we are on the same site at the same time doing practily the same thing yet totally zoned out form each other.... yes I know it is indeed......epic
ok enough yammering, let us speak of this thing called Walmart. yes madd's I got this from you but you make a valid point Walmart is a grand place in a boring town.....village.....thing lol we go there in large groups and basically scare the living bajeepies out of the workers cuz they think every large group of teen's are monsters or something......yeah right well there is this ball. it is called a sky ball I want it now it is freaking awsome, I mean any ball that can go higher then the rafters in WALMART is awsome!!!! then there is hide and seek and other crazy things
now I have a request..... please ......PLEASE! give me lists of ideas of random things to do in walmart like challenges! WE LIVE IN FREAKING SEDALIA WE NEED SOMETHING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!SAVE US!
"It's a train!" I turned towards the direction of the train's horn and saw the bright beaming lights turn the bend as my friends shouted out excitedly. A grin found its way to my face, the excitement building within my body, as an idea popped into my head. "Check this out!" I rushed to the side of the bridge in a spot right over the tracks and jumped up on the railing, putting my hands up to hold on to a pair of crossbeams. "What the hell are you doing Felicia?!" I tore my eyes away from the approaching lights down the tracks to look at my friends. They had started forward towards me but stood a few feet away, intimidated by the looming lights ahead. I laughed, giddy from the warm night, "I’m gonna watch the train go by! Don't worry, I’m not gonna jump I’m not stupid!" Charlene and Lauren edged closer as Maddie and Rachel stood far away. They came to stand next to me and kept stating I was crazy. To prove their point I started dancing around, pretending to edge on the train. As they yelled at me and laughed at my antics, the train approached, its three large head lights starting to fill in my whole view. I stopped dancing and braced myself as the dark emptiness in front of me was filled with light. A few feet away the train laid on its horn, causing both Charlene and Lauren to yelp and dash away to the safety of the other side of the bridge. I found myself awe struck with a strange uneasiness as the train came forward. Right as it went under me and the blinding lights disappeared under the bridge the force of the train and its horn hit me in the chest and I found myself slightly winded. I fell into a daze as the train rumbled underneath me, seeming to disappear under my feet and I was pulled away form my stupor as my friends yelled at me laughing and telling me to get down. I laughed back and exclaimed loudly how awesome it felt and tried edging my foot to the side but my heart leapt and I clutched on to the cross beams harder and laughed loudly, "I can't move! I’m freaking scared that I might fall!" I felt my body being buffeted by the wind from the train and as I looked down I imagined falling onto the fast moving carts bellow me, the smell of gas and coal wafted up to my nose from them and I laughed again not wanting to move. Suddenly I heard someone yell that a car was coming and that it could be a cop. My fear of being caught outweighed my fear of the train and I cautiously let myself down, clutching to the beams until my feet hit the ground then I released them to dash towards my friends excitedly, "Oh my god! That was freaking AMAZING! That was the most epic thing I have ever experienced!" I glanced to the side as the car went by and I laughed at them, "that’s not a stinking cop you idiot!" They laughed at me and we continued to talk about it then I ran over and grabbed my skate board again, bouncing around, "come on lets do it again!!" Maddie gave a grand whoop and grabbed hers and Rachel followed with a large grin. We lined up in the street at the top of the bridge as Lauren checked for cars and Charlene stood behind us, "on your mark, get set....GO!" We lunged forward, our butts on the skate boards as we raced down the hill, "Ah ha! I win again suckahs!!" I jumped up and danced around, Maddie coming up behind and Rachel taking the rear, "I’m the ultimate master of bridge racing!!" We continued our races, and as we scattered out of the way of cars I would flirt with them, showing my legs and striking poses, everyone laughing. Lauren claimed dominance over Maddie's camera and took pictures of everything, including a few of me climbing to the top of the bridge. Charlene struck a few poses with me for the camera, Maddie danced to her music that blasted in her ears and Rachel laughed more then she had in a long time. The warm night seemed to make everyone in such a good mood, we couldn't even remember the last time we had had so much fun basically doing nothing. Even If we tried to replicate the night we can never go back to the pure joy of that care-free night, all of our problems had melted away with the snow and was replaced with the warmth of friendship and spring. "I don't want to go home; I just wish that this night will last forever..." We all nodded not really taking note of who said it out loud because we all had been thinking it. Though we may not always be together or do something so utterly stupid or epic, that night will continue to live on inside of us and it will always be remembered.
LIES! i am an epic person. how you might ask. well walmart. a wonderful place in this tiny sedvillian town. if you are half as insane as myself , meaning you like those jackets you get to wear that allow you to hug yourself (i requested lime green XD) then you understand i love to dance, and yes i know that had nothin to do with anything.....but anyways this will be short and sweet. well you see in this walmart i decided where better to dance than on the benches! and little did i know you get a whole nother veiw of the freakin place and what can i say it is amazing! and felicia says she will go to class eventually and no she actually probably wont, because she is sitting next to me watching me write this! PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUTS!
So you are probably wondering what the hey this 'Epic wow' is right? Well then, I shall explain myself to you!
*Ok, for starters I made this out of boredom and as I did so I thought to myself, "self, Im pretty sure that Im not the only person with amazing stories and such and well, I'm sure Im not the only one whom wishes to be inspired by others or just get a few laughs in the day." So I decided to make this community for people with tales of epic perportions or at lest more intuesting then normal life. So that we who are what you call 'abnormal' can get together with our fellow crazies and share our tales.
*So if ye have ye a tale then tell it! Anything out of the ordinary that you deem worthy enough to compare to another's tale then just post it! I'm eager to hear all the amazing things you have done, either carefully thought out, or plain stupidity, I shall listen to all!
*Don't be shy, trust me I doubt you can out stupid me lol so tell me your fun filled tales!!
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