*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

potato one of the best things on earth. i love potatos

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

Idk if this is like too personal for the internet but as a girl who struggles with PCOS (especially the facial hair growth part) it’s kind of nice to see when people don’t shy away from drawing dwarven women with beards and that like it’s considered beautiful in dwarven culture?? Like when people make the reader a dwarf in x reader stuff too like YES!! I WANT REPRESENTATION AS A GIRL WITH FACIAL HAIR!! KEEP GIVING THOSE WOMEN BEARDS!!!

The Fellowship as College Students

Frodo: Permanently exhausted for no reason and often falling asleep during lectures. He studies hard but just can’t get the results he wants. The classmate that everyone feels bad for and no one has any beef with.  

Sam: The A+ keener student. Is the only one who bought the “optional” textbook. Is always super early to class. Somehow has time to write all his essays and help others with their own as well (usually Frodo).  

Merry: Likes to chime in during lectures with “funny” quips. Always insists on being the project leader despite not really knowing what he’s doing. Skips class to smoke weed. Somehow manages to get good grades regardless.  

Pippin: The whole class adores him, but it’s so obvious he’s the prof’s least favourite. Has trouble paying attention and then panics when he realizes he has no idea what’s going on. He might have copied off Sam’s work once or twice.

Aragorn: That one classmate who hangs out in the back of the room and will occasionally drop the most beautiful, philosophical quote you’ve ever heard. He’s somehow ALWAYS on campus, day or night, to the point where others start to wonder if he’s homeless. 

Legolas: The golden favourite. Has never made a mistake in his life. He’s kind to everyone and is always offering snacks to other students. He writes with the smoothest, most glittery pens you’ve ever seen and his writing is perfect.  

Gimli: Is often late, but what he lacks in punctuality he makes up for in hard work. Can be a bit hot-headed which sometimes results in him arguing with the prof. Is always disagreeing with Legolas but always sits next to him for some reason.  

Boromir: The one student that no one is really friends with, but no one hates him either. He just kind of exists in this strange middle ground. Is a very good student but always seems super stressed about his grades (maybe because he’s always talking about his father’s strict expectations).  

Gandalf: That one student who is significantly older than the others. Has next to no patience for the antics of the younger classmates and sometimes acts like a second prof while trying to get them to pay attention. They still love him though and see him like their grandpa.  

doomed yuri arwyn. that’s all

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

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