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Title: Leprechaunvicts
Author: [personal profile] enchanted_jae
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warning(s): Sexual activity, language
Word count: 365
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: [community profile] hogwarts365 Prompt No. 234 - aberration
Author's Note: This follows Out-Conning the Leprechauns.
Summary: They're baa-aack!



When Harry tried to interrogate Malfoy about the gold coin, Malfoy's response was, "Do you want to argue, or would you rather fuck?"

Thus, Harry found himself in his bedroom, shagging Draco Malfoy. Repeatedly. The first time, Harry took Malfoy doggy-style. The second time was missionary, then after a short break, Malfoy bottomed from the top, riding Harry's cock until they were both exhausted.

During the middle of the night, a disturbance outside roused Harry. Immediately alert, he grabbed his wand and crept to the window. Harry drew the curtain back enough to peer out. What he saw made his blood run cold.

"Malfoy," Harry whispered. "The leprechauns are revolting."

Malfoy yawned and mumbled, "So? Goblins are an aberration, too."

"They're here," Harry growled, "and they're staging a revolt."

Malfoy scrambled out of bed. "It's been a treat, Potter, but I must be off. I'll just see myself out." He gathered his scattered clothing with a swish of his wand and Disapparated.

"Fuck," Harry swore. He donned his Auror uniform with a practiced wave of his wand. Deciding a display of magical prowess was in order, he Apparated from the bedroom and arrived behind the horde of leprechauns gathered in his garden. Several of them jumped and even ducked for cover.

"Jaysus!" exclaimed the leader, whom Harry recognized from earlier that day. "Ye scared a century off me life, you did."

Harry didn't apologize. "Why are you here?" he demanded in a cold voice.

The leprechaun squared up, trying to appear threatening. "We're here for that cocktrough what stole me gold."

"First of all," said Harry, "he returned your gold this afternoon, and second, he's not here."

"He gimme me a fake, the fecking chancer!" cried the leprechaun. "Ye were all chubbed up over 'im, so don't tell me he ain't here."

Harry blinked. He hadn't understood every word, but he got the general idea. "He isn't here," he repeated firmly. "However, I will track him down tomorrow and get your gold back. Is that acceptable?"

"Tomorrow?! I'm skint now, lad!"

That went over Harry's head. "Tomorrow will have to do," he said. "Meet me here at noon, and I'll have your gold for you."

Date: 2018-03-14 05:33 pm (UTC)
felaine: (ferret)
From: [personal profile] felaine
Ah Draco, the prince of high-maintenance cuties.
Eager for more.

Date: 2018-03-16 04:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shini_tenshi
This is pretty funny :) Will Harry actually be able to get the gold back?

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