Semi-active

YES! YEES! Finally, I was able to create this fantastic masterpiece. Credits to this template for it.
This user is sometimes active on Wikipedia.

Hello.[sarcasm]

This is me, and the Golden Gate Bridge exploded.[dubious discuss][citation needed][further explanation needed][according to whom?][opinion][by what?][by how much?][as of?][clarification needed][needs translation][scientific citation needed][failed verification][how?][verify][vague][needs update][when?][where?][which?][who?][why?][who said this?][compared to?][specify][misquoted][example needed][page needed][still April Fools?]

Also, the only thing Google's fortune-telling can say is that, even as an anti-vandal, I think I will probably be paparazzi'd (trigger a million Wikipedia users) if Zammis Clark goes on another leaking rampage for Pokémon content and source code; not just reverting vandalism will refresh the results. This is getting Google Gemini to think so much about future self. (although the page move for Wikipedia:Balance your perspectives and an edit on Wikisuicide slightly refreshed search results) That one only difference can result in something good for... this account's future. (see search results for "SimpleObjects-9ei" on Google)

Oh, and in addition, I was THIS CLOSE to violating 3RR at List of Rabbids Invasion episodes. This was weird because the recent changes patrol program flagged the edits as "harmful", and these were good faith edits, so I had no reason why enter in and revert the edits like it's a boxing fight. Good lord at least Waxworker reverted the remaining edits, which weren't disruptive, but were unsourced.

Thanks.

At day-afternoon I sometimes train as a temporary account and edit with my account using Microsoft Edge and I also edit as my account at night in Google Chrome, so expect me.

SimpleObjects-9ei
 Wikipedian  
A "simple" object. Credits to this guy for the picture.
A "simple" object. Credits to this guy for the picture.
GenderMale
Pronounshe/him
NationalityColombian
Country Colombia
Languagessee below
Time zoneUTC-5
Current timeCurrent time for UTC-5 is 22:07
Interests

Finding simple objects and placing them here

Account statistics
JoinedDecember 31, 2025; 4 months ago (2025-12-31)
First editJanuary 1, 2026; 4 months ago (2026-01-01) (with edit on this page)
AutoconfirmedJanuary 9 – March 16, 2026 (2026-01-09 2026-03-16) (with edit on Tangle Tower)
Extended confirmedYes (since March 16, 2026; 2 months ago (2026-03-16) with edit on Ohio (disambiguation))
RollbackerCasually not needed (you can still revert vandalism using Twinkle)
AdministratorNot yet
CheckUserNo
OversighterNo
Signature- SimpleObjects-9ei 🌸/🌻/🌞

Other Stuff

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Another simple object to fill in the gaps between. This time credits to this guy for the picture.
🥳🥳🥳
1000th edit!
NOTE: Actually not, and you probably cannot see the emojis if on Windows 7 or older.

Besides that...

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Click HERE to refresh the user page. This helps with the time userbox and the contribs section, especially.

If you're looking for some accounts, check out typing "User:SimpleObjects-9ei" in any wiki! Oh, and check CentralAuth, it's easier. These are a few other accounts I have:

Because it wouldn't let me do the easy way:

These are some future accounts I will have anyway:

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CentralAuth 🌎

Confidential file 🚫

Definitely not my hard drive 1 💽

Definitely not my hard drive 2 💽

Contributions 🎰

(now outdated) Apr 1 user page 🤣 + 🥶

Some stuff I found and kept 🥶

Testing Palace 🍃

Sandbox 🍒

Sandbox 2 🍍

Sandbox 3 🥝

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Milestones

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This may be unfinished.

Namespace-specific

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Userboxen

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This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
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This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
C#This user programs on the Microsoft Visual Studio on Microsoft Windows.
Java-0This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.
js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.
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The time at this user's location:
2026-05-16 22:07 UTC-5
This user plays Minecraft.
This user is learning german, music and 11 other courses on Duolingo.
This user likes editing Wikipedia.
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This user has averaged one edit each ~4 hours, since joining Wikipedia on 31 December 2025.
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This user contributes using Blender.
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This user has a page on Wikimedia Incubator.
This user is a citizen of Colombia.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
This user plays chess.
This user has been awake for 15 hours.
es-5Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel profesional de español.
en-gb
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This user has a near-native understanding of British English.
q79BUNNY!eQQ-3This user is a fluent speaker of Patent nonsense.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
cs-1Tento uživatel má základní znalosti češtiny.
pt-1Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.
ja-0この利用者は日本語分かりません
ko-0이 사용자는 한국어모르거나, 이해하는 데 어려움이 있습니다.
no-0Denne brukeren/brukaren har liten eller ingen kjennskap til norsk.
sv-0Denna användare saknar kunskaper i svenska.
ady-0Мы нэбгырэр адыгабзэ зэхишІыкІрэп.

Contributions + simple object find

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The simple object involved in this image is the flag of the United States, waving with the clouds. This is not a real life imagethis was rendered using Blender with CGI. Credits to this guy for the picture.
The simple object involved in the picture is the renderized sphere in a white background. Credits to this guy for the image.
The simple object involved in the image is a wing clamp [de]. Note the screw and the structure the screw is in. Credits to this guy for this image.
The simple object(s) involved are the gold bars. This was rendered in Windows XP. Credits to this bot (which uploaded its last file in 2015) for the picture.
While the simple object in the photo might not appear at first, it's actually the eclipse seen in the top right. Credits to this guy for the photo.
The simple object involved in the image is the hexagon array. Credits to Wikideas1 once again for the picture.
The simple object involved in this .stl model is also the sphere, which now looks like the Universal Pictures/Xbox sphere, this time with 3 rectangles, likely for a shading test. Credits to this guy for the model.
This video of synthwave does not involve any simple objects, however, but the rendering. Credits to this guy.
This 1-second video's simple object is the slider in the device. Credits to this guy for uploading the video.

17 May 2026

16 May 2026

15 May 2026

14 May 2026

13 May 2026