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About me Roastytoast Temporal range: Pleistocene - Recent That's ME !!! Scientific classification Tip of the day Tip of the day... Placing templates Template messages vary in their placement. For example, a {{merge}} notice goes at the top of the article, but the {{stub}} message goes at the bottom. Read the documentation at the bottom of a template for instructions on how to make use of it. Prior tip – Tips library – Next tip Read more: Wikipedia:Manual of Style   Become a Wikipedia tipster To add this auto-updating template to your user page, use {{totd CP}} Defcon 3.23 RPM according to DeadbeefBot 22:52, 27 May 2026 (UTC)change Signpost

In the news Annita Demetriou The Democratic Rally, led by Annita Demetriou (pictured), wins the most seats in the Cypriot legislative election. American jazz saxophonist Sonny Rollins dies at the age of 95. A suicide bombing targeting a shuttle train in Quetta, Balochistan, Pakistan, kills at least 47 people. In association football, Arsenal win the Premier League. Ongoing: Iran war (Lebanon war) Russo-Ukrainian war timeline Sudanese civil war timeline Recent deaths: Gunter Hampel Jools Topp Robert Woodson Alexander Held Peter Hollingworth Kyle Busch On this day... May 28: Menstrual Hygiene Day; Republic Day in Armenia (1918); Independence Day in Azerbaijan (1918) William Knox D'Arcy 621 – Tang forces led by Li Shimin defeated and captured Dou Jiande at the Battle of Hulao in the civil war that followed the collapse of the Sui dynasty. 1608 – Italian composer Claudio Monteverdi debuted his second opera L'Arianna, now one of his lost works, at a royal wedding in Mantua. 1901 – Mozaffar ad-Din, Shah of Persia, granted exclusive rights to prospect for oil in the country to businessman William Knox D'Arcy (pictured). 1940 – Second World War: Belgium surrendered to Nazi Germany, ending the Battle of Belgium. 2016 – Harambe was shot and killed after grabbing a three-year-old boy in his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden, drawing widespread criticism and inspiring internet memes. Li Jiji and Kong Qian (d. 926) Jacopo Riccati (b. 1676) Liam O'Brien (b. 1976) Risi Pouri-Lane (b. 2000) More anniversaries: May 27 May 28 May 29

Today's featured picture The hoatzin (Opisthocomus hoazin) is a tropical bird found in the Amazon basin and the Orinoco Basin in South America. It is the only extant species in the family Opisthocomidae. A folivore, the hoatzin eats the leaves of the plants that grow in its marshy and riverine habitat. Its digestive system supports fermentation and effective breakdown of plant matter, a trait typically found in ruminants such as cattle. Because of aromatic compounds in the leaves it consumes and the fermentation required to digest them, the hoatzin has a manure-like odor, giving it a local nickname of stinkbird. It is a noisy bird and makes a variety of hoarse calls, including groans, croaks, hisses and grunts. Its chicks feature primitive claws on two of their wing digits, which they use immediately after hatching to move around tree branches. The hoatzin is believed to remain fairly common in a large part of its range, but its population is likely decreasing due to habitat loss. It is the national bird of Guyana. This hoatzin was photographed on a branch above the Napo River, a tributary of the Amazon River, in northeastern Ecuador. Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp Recently featured: Althea Gibson Blue Quran The Kelpies

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		I Rise Against713, give you the anti-vandalism barnstar for your work to stop vandalism. Rise Against713 18:34, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

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		Thanks for reverting vandalism on my userpage! =] NightFalcon90909 (talk) 20:05, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

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