In lieu of the time or drive to create a fancy userpage, have some userboxes:
| This user's favourite animal is the Bengal Tiger. |
| This user is dieting. |
| H2O | This user drinks water regularly. |
| This user drinks fruit juice. |
| This user drinks cappuccino. |
| TEA! | This user drinks southern sweet tea. |
| This user loves A&W Root Beer |
| S | This user drinks Snapple. |
| This user enjoys chess. |
| This user likes to play Role-playing games. |
| This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them. |
| This user likes to sleep. |
| This user attends or attended Baylor University |
| This user is interested in law. |
| This user is interested in political science. |
| This user prefers Mac. |
| This user contributes using a MacBook Air. |
| This user's Internet service provider is Verizon. |
| t | This user blogs on Tumblr as butnoteveryday. |
| This user has an account on YouTube. |
| LJ | This user maintains a LiveJournal. |
| This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
| This user uses Adium to chat on various instant messaging networks. |
| This user contributes while using iTunes. |
| This user contributes while using Spotify. |
| This user contributes using Microsoft Office 2011 for Mac. |
| This user contributes using Google Chrome. |
| This user knows that WINE is Not an Emulator! |
| This user is proud to be a nerd, although she prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector. |
| This user is against DRM. |
| This user is against cyberbullying. |
| This user believes copyright laws are harmful and that RE, sharing and modifying are inalienable rights. |
| This user supports free software. |
| This user is NOT a vegan or vegetarian, but respects and accomodates those that are. |
| This user is a Christian, and that's all that matters. |
| This user enjoys reading almost anything. |
| This user is interested in Gothic literature. |
| This user enjoys reading mysteries. |
| This user enjoys reading Fantasy. |
| This user enjoys reading science fiction. |
| DNA |
This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams. |
| CSL | This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis. |
| This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". |
| Quoth this user, “Nevermore”. |
| This user is a fan of the Odyssey. |
| This user enjoys each of the 100 cantos of Dante's Divine Comedy |
| This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies. |
| R | This user is a Ravenclaw. |
| OOTS | The user reads The Order of the Stick |
| xkcd | Stand back! This user is going to try science with xkcd. |
| This user has a television set. |
| This user has satellite television provided by Dish Network. |
| This user likes the BBC. |
| This user is a Doctor Who fan. |
| DW | This user's favorite Doctor is the Tenth Doctor. |
| T | This user knows that "the 21st century's when everything changes - and you've got to be ready!" |
| This user enjoys Star Trek. |
| Scrubs | This user Re-he-heally loves Scrubs. |
| Scrubs | This user's favourite Scrubs episode is My Musical, and they know the words to all of the songs. |
| This user is a fan of Monty Python! |
| This user is a mezzo-soprano. |
| This user enjoys country music. |
| This user enjoys rock music. |
| This user enjoys electronic music. |
| This user enjoys pop music. |
| ✝♫ | This user enjoys Christian music. |
| Wicked | This user is Defying Gravity |
| J | This user loves her Coat Of Many Colors. |
| The Phantom of the Opera | This user listens to the Music of The Night. |
| Q | This user is twenty-two, and lives on Avenue Q. |
| PPG | This user is a Powerpuff Girls fan. |