Hello I’m Gatba, the real one. Contact me on my talk page if you think a Florida mollusk needs images. I will be happy to sort through my collection and dedicate an image under a public domain license. Most mollusks from the Plio-Pleistocene are in my personal collection. (Do not be shy about it, I may also have mollusks and other fossils from outside of this time frame and location; and if possible I may make a trip to photograph the live animal upon request). I am also an artist and I take requests for topics of cultural or scientific interest.

My edit summaries are usually a bit blunt on mainspace but I promise if I corrected one of your mistakes I do not intend to be condescending. I am a goofy guy and by the time you are reading this I have already forgotten your username and therefore can’t hold anything against you personally even if I for some reason wanted to.

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Articles of Importance

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To Do

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Specimens of the following are identified in my personal collection without an image on commons and are needed on Wikipedia

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Chione bainbridgensis(photographed)

Chione craspedonia

Panchione burnsii

Various hair pathologies

Exceptional pigment preservation in Plio-Pleistocene Chione elevata/Chione erosa


Reading for Chione (bivalve) to be done-

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More reading into the western pacific

Sources for reclassification of the former subgenera of this genus

Additions to be made to Chione (bivalve)

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Veliger illustration (in progress)

Late 20th Century History (with subgenera reclassification)

Taste of Chione

Development from veliger into adult

Prey selection among Chione’s predators

External taxonomy

About Me

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Gatba
Temporal range: Ediacaran–Recent
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