USERBOXES
Philosophy
This user believes in materialism , the belief that everything that exists is made of matter .
Language
tuff, doe, chru, tought This user thinks English spelling reform is dumb, since we'll have to do it again anyway in a few hundred years, and besides, no writing system is telling me how to talk.
αβγ This user can read the Greek script.
Cinema
This user thinks everybody would like to be Cary Grant .
This user enjoys the works of Ang Lee
Indies
This user is a huge fan of small films.
This user just loves a good western .
This user ran into a bad streak of luck, in Chinatown .
This user accepts the alias Pink .
FC This user doesn't know anything about any "Fight Club".
This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.
DS This user knows you can't fight in the War Room .
Life/Other
♂ This contributor to Wikipedia is male .
Please use the pronounsHe/Him/His when referring to this user.
NEW LIFE This user needs and wishes they had a life.
RIDIC :-?This user is ridiculously short and proud of it, but still wishes they were much taller at the same time ... ?
This user wants to grow a 1920s villain -style mustache. Bwahahaha!