Draft:Abdul

Abdul.-Rehman Mohammed

File:Abdul Rehman Mohammed footballer.jpg Mohammed preparing to blame the goalkeeper
Personal information
Date of birth	(2010-02-09) 9 February 2010
Place of birth	England
Position	Centre-back
Team information
Current team	Prabhvengers FC
Number	4
Youth career
2018–2020	Bare Goals Athletic
2020–2022	Own Goal Wanderers
2022–2024	Rochdale Ramos Academy
2024–2025	Bald Recovery United
Senior career*
Years	Team	Apps	(Gls)
2025–	Prabhvengers FC	47	(38)
* Club domestic league appearances and goals as of 21 August 2026

Abdul.-Rehman Mohammed (born 9 February 2010), commonly known as Abdul, is a fictional British Pakistani footballer and actor. He plays as a centre-back for Prabhvengers FC. He is known for scoring at both ends of the pitch, occasionally during the same attack.

Early life

Mohammed was born in England on 9 February 2010. He began playing football after discovering that defenders were allowed to score goals but were rarely blamed when their shots landed in the wrong net.

Youth career

Mohammed began at Bare Goals Athletic, where he scored 21 goals and 19 own goals in a single season. He subsequently joined Own Goal Wanderers, whose coaches believed his ability to threaten both goals made him twice as dangerous as an ordinary player.

After short spells with Rochdale Ramos Academy and Bald Recovery United, Mohammed entered the Prabhvengers Academy. His youth career also included unsuccessful trials with Inter Ya Nan, Real Sosobad, Expected Goals FC and Leave My Nan Alone Athletic.

Football career

Mohammed was promoted to Prabhvengers FC in 2025. Despite playing primarily at centre-back, he registered 38 goals in his first 47 fictional appearances. He also scored 26 own goals, giving him a combined total of 64 goals—although only 38 benefited his own team.

He gained attention after scoring a hat-trick consisting of one header, one long-range strike and one own goal. Supporters nicknamed him The Rochdale Ramos, The Bald Wall and Abdul the Unbreachable, although the last nickname was temporarily withdrawn following seven own goals in four matches.

Fictional career statistics

Club	Appearances	Goals	Own goals	Tackles	Yellow cards	Goalkeepers blamed
Bare Goals Athletic	29	21	19	72	8	6
Own Goal Wanderers	34	17	24	101	12	9
Rochdale Ramos Academy	26	14	11	96	10	4
Bald Recovery United	18	9	8	63	7	3
Prabhvengers FC	47	38	26	296	14	17
Career total	154	99	88	628	51	39

Playing style

Mohammed is a front-foot centre-back whose style has been compared to Sergio Ramos. He is strong in the air, aggressive in tackles and dangerous from set pieces—regardless of which team is taking them.

His signature move is the No-Look Clearance, in which he closes his eyes, swings his foot and allows destiny to select the target. His manager described him as “Sergio Ramos with no brakes, no map and absolutely no idea which goal belongs to us”.

Acting career

Mohammed makes a cameo appearance in the fictional superhero film Prabhvengers. He plays the team's defensive commander and saves Prabh from an approaching army before accidentally clearing the final villain directly into his own headquarters.

Honours

Prabhvengers FC

• Defender of the Multiverse: 2025–26
• Golden Centre-Back Award: 2026
• Own Goal of the Season: 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
• Most Goals Scored While Supposed to Be Defending: 2026
• Prabhvengers Cameo of the Year: 2026
• Cancer Survivor: 2026
• Longest Insest relationship:2011-2026

Category:2010 births Category:Living people

Fictionional family tree

Template:Fictional This family tree exists exclusively within the Prabhvengers parody universe. It does not describe Mohammed's real family, relationships or sexuality.

House of Own-Goal

Lord Rami “Two-Foot” Rehman ⚭ Lady Farah Post
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Uncle Abdul	Auntie Palak	Auntie Ayaat	Uncle Galad
↓
Cuzmán Rehman Captain of Related Madrid	Ameer Alwakeel Gene Pool United midfielder	Prabhraham Lincoln Emergency goalkeeper	Cousin Zakaria Club chairman and masked villain
↓
ABDUL “THE ROCHDALE Phil Jones”
↙     ↓     ↓     ↘
Adamia Girlfriend and twin sister	Daddy Darsh Older dominant brother and fellow centre-back	Ms Ahmad All-binary fiancé and club medic	The T Word Gender-fluid supervillain and married since 2 years old

Abdul's relationships

In the fictional Prabhvengers universe, Abdul is attracted to every gender and attempts to date representatives from every branch of the family tree. He refers to this tactic as zonal romance, claiming that “man-marking one person is too restrictive”.

His romantic squad includes:

• Adamia – girlfriend, distant cousin and set-piece specialist;
• Daddy Darsh – boyfriend, cousin-in-law and defensive partner;
• Ms Ahmad – non-binary fiancé, distant relative and club medic;
• The T word – gender-fluid supervillain, possible cousin and

 Abdul's longest-running situationship;

• Cuzmán Rehman – listed as “relationship pending VAR review”.

Abdul claims he “wants the full starting eleven and both benches”. Family officials stopped investigating his relationships after discovering that every potential partner was related to him through at least three different branches.

Nan Solo remains the only independent member of the family.