she is a fake turtle owner she is a fake poet she is a fake photographer she is a fake artist she is a fake musician she is a fake friend and she is a fake person.
THE MOST EXCITING EVENT OF MY LIFE HAPPENS ON APRIL 20TH.. SENSES FAIL WILL BE AT HIGHER GROUND! oh my god, you do not even understand, a small, personal club with my favorite band who i have loved forever, who's songs i know every single word to. THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE and especially nice because they dont come anywhere near here on the taste of chaos tour (but that would be soo much bigger and less personal,.. but still amazing.)
SO HERE'S THE KICKER. guess where I'll be on April 20th? FUCKING FRANCE!!! DO YOU BELIEVE THIS! WHAT ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING CHANCES!?!?! oh my god i am so pissed.