diana moon glampers

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. "

^some good things in life^

* baking * colorful sprinkles * water guns * holding hands * having an enjoyable meal with family * LBI * new jersey pizza * going out for ice cream * cuddling * movie nights * stand-up comedy * vermont * scream-singing with friends in a car * laughing with friends * live music * warming up after being cold * knowing someone cares *








bad things about life:

what the hell am i doing here?

"You know--" said Eliot, "Kilgore Trout once wrote a whole book about a country that was devoted to fighting odors. That was the national purpose. There wasn't any disease, and there wasn't any crime, and there wasn't any war, so they went after odors."
. . .

"This country," said Eliot, "had tremendous research projects devoted to fighting odors. They were supported by individual contributions given to mothers who marched on Sundays from door to door. The ideal of the research was to find a specific chemical deodorant for every odor. But then the hero, who was also the country's dictator, made a wonderful scientific breakthrough, even though he wasn't a scientist, and they didn't need the projects any more. He went right to the root of the problem."

"Uh huh," said the Senator. He couldn't stand stories by Kilgore Trout, was embarassed by his son. "He found one chemical that would eliminate all odors?"

"No. As I say, the hero was dictator, and he simply eliminated noses."

hey whats up, its jon, on emilys live journal

well, i doubt anyone is reading this :) eh oh well. I took off of school today to write a paper. Sent out a letter to a penpal, ran a mile, walked my dog, and i think im gonna see Heartbreakers tonight. I need to laugh. Um nothing else interesting so...have a nice day!