teachin... fun stuff.
I can get paid for laughing at the awesome creativity of children. I was a French, Art and P.E. teacher this last week.
Monday:
Choosing French names isn't easy. One wants to be Madeleine on Tuesdays and Thursdays and Juliette on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Two people want to be Napoleon. Fine, if Napoleon is taken, the second will settle for N'e'poleon. No?
Tuesday:
The lunch line is long, I found out on Monday. so in the class before lunch, I let the kids out early so that I can rush to the front of the lunch line before all of the other kids get there.
Wednesday:
Strike at kickball. Half of the kids are upset because the inept referee isn't doing anything. That's me. So they strike, like in Paris over work hours.
Thursday:
Someone sketched plans for a catapult that shoots slugs, blocks and fire. As they said, walking into ceramics class, they had a 'mission'.
Monday:
Choosing French names isn't easy. One wants to be Madeleine on Tuesdays and Thursdays and Juliette on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Two people want to be Napoleon. Fine, if Napoleon is taken, the second will settle for N'e'poleon. No?
Tuesday:
The lunch line is long, I found out on Monday. so in the class before lunch, I let the kids out early so that I can rush to the front of the lunch line before all of the other kids get there.
Wednesday:
Strike at kickball. Half of the kids are upset because the inept referee isn't doing anything. That's me. So they strike, like in Paris over work hours.
Thursday:
Someone sketched plans for a catapult that shoots slugs, blocks and fire. As they said, walking into ceramics class, they had a 'mission'.