get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

Everything will be ok diva, autumn is coming

pretending that tomorrow isn't a workday

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

It is very unsettling that there are people who claim to be leftists that still think "criminal" is a type of person rather than just a relationship to the state. Its like if you found out somebody believed that there was a percentage of the population who were by nature "villains".

"um, no, I don't think we live in some sort of fanservice AU where each house has a device you must strip down to use" I say as I confidently step into the shower fully clothed.

my names tiger peepee

What the fuck does that even mean??

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.