“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry
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we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap
the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.
theres a huge difference between a normal eel and the torturer eel but you cant let that distract you from your shot. keep a stiff right arm. good. firm grip on the club. pretend the ball is something your mad at. me? is it me? are yuou imagining me as a golf ball. with cute golfvall tits maybe. helo
this is the post that will get put me put on the map and under a cup and released back outside forevers
you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool
the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer
I look just like buddy holly
put your epic boobs away I have to write an httpget function that returns two to four images in a JSON format
*leaning over to point at the screen and revealing my cleavage* wow, so that’s computers?
*pushes my glasses up completely oblivious to your humungous chonka honkas* heh... actually it's web site.