Einfach Mich

The home of forty pairs of sensible shoes.

I am just a fangirl. I've been a fandom wallflower for more years that I care to recall. I am trying to be less reclusive, but it's hard, old habits and all. This is my own little place, away from the other crazy fandoms. A place to just be me.

Things that I know:

• Boy kissing is only hot if the boys are agnsty about said kissing.
  
• First person is only good when written well. *
  
• People that claim that you sound dumb when you swear, are just jealous because they don't have the balls to speak their mind.
  
• Crazed fangirls are fucking scary.
  
• Fan fiction is sometimes better than published fiction.
  
• "i" before "e" except after "c" *
  
• sarcasm
  

Things I have yet to learn:

• How to cook.
  
• That my teeth are not a wrench.
  
• How to properly walk in high heels shoes. I hope that I never learn this skill.
  
• To not start a (really good) multi-chapter fan fic right before bed.
  
• That reading and walking is dangerous.
  
• Black jeans and a buttoned-up flannel are not "dress clothes."
  
• How to put on make up in such a way that does not make me look like a drag queen. This one is hard, since learned most of my girl skills from drag queens.
  

Both of these list are a work in progress.



*New discoveries





You can find my writing in Memories under "My Stuff" or on FF.net (see below)