[I just found this entry from July 4th, 2005. AHG] [Reinspected July 4 2023 AHG]
Fish StoryWell, our friend Allen Herd, the only other person I know who spells "Allen" properly, he of the collection of roadside attractions that would make Ripley cry, asked me if I would make a quick trip to Fiji, and bag him one of the famous mermaids. I boarded the P.T. Barnum, crossed the Pacific, encountered fierce islanders and one very tall Arabic guy with a long staff and beard named Benjamin Laudnum, or something like that, who said he was on the local basketball team, and off I went to Snipeiji, a tiny out-island of Fiji, where the mermaids and merrie men swim in the shallows.
With the general philosophy of Americans abroad, I smiled, shot one, had it mumified, stuffed and sent to Mr. Herd's remote home in the States, and hurried back. Above is a candid picture of the fiji mermaid and the gun I done her in with. [pic removed at some
remote time]
Back in the Deep South, I made the journey out to Allen's place, where Father John snapped this of me, looking much too much like Timothy Green Beckley for comfort (but it was daytime, I tell you) and the fiji mermaid I bagged. [The one Allen Herd has is a different one, image lost in the cloud-AHG]
Not his mermaid, but A mermaid, or a "mermaid".If you find this story fishy, I will empathise with you.
Quotations of interest - make of them what thou wilt.
"Treason doth never prosper: what's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason."
Author: Sir John Harrington
Source: Of Treason--Epigrams (bk. IV, ep. V)
"But the affairs of the ancient Roman people, whether prosperous or adverse, have been recorded by writers of renown. Nor were there wanting authors of distinguished genius to have composed the history of the times of Augustus, till by the spirit of flattery, which became prevalent, they were deterred."
Publius Cornelius Tacitus
"I was reminded of nothing so much as my dad in a fez, headed out for a night with the boys. Dad was a Thirty-second Degree Freemason and a member of the Ancient Egyptian Arabic Order of Nobles of the Mystic Shrine. It's hard to imagine a worse case of cultural misunderstanding than the cultures of Egypt and Arabia represented by Dad on a midget motorcycle in the Fourth of July parade. Or maybe Dad knew more than I thought. During the late nineteenth century Egypt's King Tawfiq was a member of a Masonic lodge, as were many of Egypt's reform minded liberal elite..."
P.J. O'Rourke
Peace Kills-America's Fun New Imperialism
"Increase of numbers in the Order; ambition for active, life office; the building of a great Temple that shall cost nearly a million of dollars, and involve the Order hopelessly in debt for generations to come, more likely means discord, dishonor and ruin...We may mass numbers and build temples...only to find them empty sepulchres, given over to ruin and desolation."
J.D. Buck 33o
The Thirty-third and Last Degree, 1907
"Businesses are well aware that innovation and risk taking are fundamental to success. In reality, however, 'zero-error principles' and conventional incentive systems encourage only the tried and tested.
'The rhetoric of innovation' - the favourite buzz phrase at the moment is the claim to be a 'learning organisation' - is all too often nullified by a culture of fear and unease in the context of change. Mistakes and failures are often handled insensitively so that error terror stifles creativity."
Brian Bloch
"Mediums
THEY shall arise in the States,
They shall report Nature, laws, physiology, and happiness;
They shall illustrate Democracy and the kosmos;
They shall be alimentive, amative, perceptive;
They shall be complete women and men their pose brawny and supple, their drink water, their blood clean and clear;
They shall enjoy materialism and the sight of products they shall enjoy the sight of the beef, lumber, bread-stuffs, of Chicago, the great city;
They shall train themselves to go in public to become orators and oratresses;
Strong and sweet shall their tongues be poems and materials of poems shall come from their lives they shall be makers and finders;
Of them, and of their works, shall emerge divine conveyers, to convey gospels;
Characters, events, retrospections, shall be convey’d in gospels
Trees, animals, waters, shall be convey’d,
Death, the future, the invisible faith, shall all be convey’d."
Walt Whitman
"Take care that you are not made into a Caesar, that you are not dyed with this dye; for such things happen..." Marcus Aurelius
"When the road is long the people are weary; if their strength has been used up in travel, then they are work out while their opponents are fresh, so they are sure to be attacked.
"Struggling for an advantage fifty miles away will thwart the forward leadership, and as a rule only fifty percent of the soldiers make it.
"Struggle for an advantage thirty miles away, and two out of three get there.
"So an army perishes if it has no equipment, it perishes if it has no food, it perishes if it has no money.
"These things are necessary--you cannot fight to win with an unequipped army." Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
AN ORACLE
Finally, for this Fourth of July weekend, I invoked an oracle concerning the Oriental Templars and its leadership. I leave interpretation to your own interpretation. The first Hexagram, Feng (Fullness) was unstable, with line five in motion, moving to Hexagram 49, Ko (Revolution):
"Clarity within-movement without...a period of advanced civilization. However, the fact that development has reached a peak suggests that this extraordinary condition of abundance cannot be maintained permanently... Clarity within makes it possible to investigate the facts exactly, and shock without ensures a strict and precise carrying out of punishments...The ruler is modest and therefore open to the counsel of able persons. Thus he surrounds himself by persons who suggest to him the lines of action. This brings blessing, fame, and good fortune to him and all the people.
"This leads to 'moltings' in political life, the great revolutions connected with changes of government...Political revolutions are extremely grave matters... They should be undertaken only under stress of direct necessity, when there is no other way out...Times change, and with them their demands...
"When it is said in the Judgment 'The king attains abundance. Be not sad. Be like the sun at midday.' the reference is to this...the king's place...A well must be cleaned out from time to time or it will become clogged with mud. Therefore the hexagram Ching, THE WELL, which means a permanent setup, is followed by the4 hexagram of REVOLUTION, showing the need of changes in long-established institutions, in order they keep them from stagnating..."