Egg Town

I'm updating early today so as to put the boys on pause and clean my living room. I finally have food to eat, and we all know that food = enegry. Huzzah!

Name: Frank
Gender: Boy
Gen: 2

Frank strives to not suck at life, yet sucking at life seems to be something he's good at. On the first day of school he had poop dropped on his head when he could not remember where he had placed his pencil.

After an unsuccessful first class, Frank went to the cinema and saw a movie about love. I'm concerned that such fantasies will not be good for Frank. He now sports the film's poster on his wall happily. At least the film has taught him how to share, and he is no longer so greedy with his food rations. Or his shits. He needs to stop sharing his shits with Jimmy.

Day 2 Stats
• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 2 bars
  
• Intellectual: 14
  
• Arts: 10
  
• Social: 14
  
• Age: 1 yr
  
• Weight: 29 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Jimmy; 2 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Poster, Brochure, Make-Up, Maracas
  
• Points: 30 995
  
  
  Mohitamatchi to Young Kuchipatchi

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Name: Jimmy
Gender: Boy
Gen: 2

Jimmy has issues with happiness. He hates being happy, but I can't really blame him, given his abysmal performance in P.E. Still, Frank visited his brother in need and presented him with some cake, and then, poop.

Outraged by this shit disturbance, Jimmy stormed over to Frank and gave him ice cream. Jimmy is certainly clueless when it comes to revenge, and until he masters it, he will continue to be an emo brat.

Day 2 Stats
• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 2 bars
  
• Age: 1 yr
  
• Weight: 16 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Frank; 2 smilies.
  
  
  Marutchi to Oniontchi

I don't trust myself to booze it up, so I instead waste time making ... TEENY-WEENY TAMAGOTCHIS. Haven't you always wanted one? No? Awesome.

Babies/Toddlers/Kids/Teens


Adults


Other


Use them as adoptions or as a memorial for the deceased.

ALSO: Tamagotchi for the Wii?

Name: Clark
Gender: Boy

Yes, Clark is still with us! Last night was supposed to be the evening that he and Boot departed from this earth and left the babies to fend for themselves. Unfortunately yesterday I was out for a considerable amount of time (2pm-1am) boozing it up with some Kelowna buddies and was forced to put everyone on pause until my return. I am an excellent mother, I know.

Day 8 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 6 bars
  
• Intellectual: 110
  
• Arts: 88
  
• Social: 314
  
• Age: 8 yrs
  
• Weight: 40 lbs
  
• Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS. Rufus; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Bubble blower, skateboard.
  
• Points: 63,540p
  
  I suspect that tonight will be the night that nature takes its coarse with Boot and Clark, and thus my only real concerns are over inheritance. Will all of Clark's precious riches and items be left to his unnamed daughter? I hope so, otherwise the poor girl will grow up in poverty. Updates forthcoming later tonight!
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Zukyutchi + Baby Tsubutchi
  
  

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Name: Rufus
Gender: Boy

Rufus has yet to get a hookup from the matchmaker, another result of my putting everyone on pause I suspect. I've been keeping an eye on him all day today, waiting for the old crone's arrival. Nothing yet, but at 6 years old she has to come to him soon!

Day 7 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 5 bars
  
• Age: 6 yrs
  
• Weight: 41 lbs
  
• Friends: Boot; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: None.
  
• Points: 365p
  
  The poor guy is getting fat in his old age, the combined stresses of his failed personal life catching up with him no doubt. Come on matchmaker, he needs to get laid like nobody's business!
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Ginjirotchi
  
  

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Name: Boot
Gender: Girl

I'm sick of looking at Boot's ugly face day in and day out, so her departure from the screen will be a moment of celebration for me. I only hope that the extended exposure to Boot I've subjected her daughter to won't cripple her psychologically later in life.

Day 7 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 7 bars
  
• Age: 6 yrs
  
• Weight: 30 lbs
  
• Friends: Rufus; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 HEARTS.
  
• Items Obtained: None.
  
  Baby names at this point have yet to be narrowed down, so that is what I'll likely spend this evening doing, along with preparing memorials for Clark and Boot.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Kutchipatchi + Baby Tsubutchi

Alison appears to be AWOL, so here is another update from me.

As I had reported earlier, Stan and Nancy passed away. This was startling and tragic, and I feel no love for their children. Why? THERE WERE NO BODIES. That's right. Despite their lack of nourishment, I am forced to assume that Frank and Jimmy ate the corpses of Stan and Nancy. Hate.

Name: Frank
Gender: Boy
Gen: 2

Frank started his single life by jumping rope thrity times in a row. After that, he went to Tamatown where ... OH MY GOD! He saw Stan! Stan is living in a swanky house all by himself. He is clearly living a good life, as he offered Frank 500 points as thanks for not putting him in a home.

Day 1 Stats
• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 1 bar
  
• Intellectual: 9
  
• Arts: 10
  
• Social: 7
  
• Age: 0 yrs
  
• Weight: 25 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Jimmy; 1 smile.
  
• Items Obtained: Passport, Pencil
  
• Points: 29 775
  
  
  Tsubutchi to Mohitamatchi

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Behold, another bundle of joy!

Name: Jimmy
Gender: Boy
Gen: 2

Jimmy loves sweets. He loves them so much that he made himself sick, though it may have been Polio.

After recovering, Jimmy went on to win an eating contest with Frank. Frank is a nice man, who gave Jimmy a flower in return. What a sissy.

Despite his addiction to food, Jimmy is not a fatty - He takes after his dad.

Day 1 Stats
• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 1 bar
  
• Age: 0 yrs
  
• Weight: 14 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; 1 smile. Frank; 1 smile.
  
  
  Babytchi to Marutchi

Not unlike the Queen Mum, Stan and Nancy are dead. I'm not sure how the Queen Mum died, but Stan and Nancy died in their sleep, leaving their small, hideous children to fend for themselves.

R.I.P
STAN
10 May 2007 - 17 May 2007

His pies were awful, but we ate them anyway.

I WILL MISS YOU ALWAYS.

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R.I.P
NANCY
12 May 2007 - 17 May 2007

She was a good pet, she was a terrible pet, but we still remember.

I wrote/sang a song for Nancy. Listen and grieve with me.

Name: Clark
Gender: Boy

Clark won't be fearing any setups from the matchmaker after this afternoon, I'm resigned to report. That's right. I have the dubious honor of announcing that Boot finally allowed someone to stick it in, and that someone was Clark. I feared this day would come, what with his fervent lusting after her, but what her Boot being a frigid bitch I thought I was safe.. that Clark was safe.

Day 7 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 6 bars
  
• Intellectual: 110
  
• Arts: 88
  
• Social: 314
  
• Age: 6 yrs
  
• Weight: 35 lbs
  
• Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS. Rufus; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Daughter.
  
• Points: 58,640p
  
  Clark is now joined in his screen by one half of a set of twin girls, the resulting children from his union with Boot. At first, when they connected and I suspected something was amiss, I was angered. In fact, I believe my exact words were "OH YOU DIRTY BITCH, I KNEW IT." Now, after the rest of the day to think on it, I've become less hostile to the whole situation. Clark was never the type of man who would need the services of a matchmaker, that much was clear from day one. With his abnormally high social skills, pregnancy was inevitable I suppose.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Zukyutchi + Baby Tsubutchi
  
  

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Name: Rufus
Gender: Boy

Rufus got a raw deal today. After a solid day of connections with his lady friend Boot, the hussy went off and mated with Clark at the first available moment. Poor guy has nothing to look forward to except the matchmaker now, and a lineup of uglies with whom to bump it with.

Day 6 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 5 bars
  
• Age: 5 yrs
  
• Weight: 36 lbs
  
• Friends: Boot; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Bow.
  
• Points: 365p
  
  I'm hoping his full meter of hearts won't interfere with his prospects, as it would be a shame for such manliness to not be passed on through the generations. I'm just assuming he will have a son, so that I can try and assert some control over arranged marriages in this next generation at least.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Ginjirotchi
  
  

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Name: Boot
Gender: Girl

I've decided that I hate Boot. I did nothing but connect her to Rufus ALL FUCKING DAY, and the one moment I feel defeated enough to allow a connection between her and Clark the bitch spreads 'em. What is that about, seriously.

Day 6 Stats

• Hunger: 3
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 7 bars
  
• Age: 5 yrs
  
• Weight: 34 lbs
  
• Friends: Rufus; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 HEARTS.
  
• Items Obtained: Daughter.
  
  The kids from this illicit union had better end up the most adorable egg babies in the world, I swear to god. I'm compiling a long notepad list of potential names for them in the meantime.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Kutchipatchi + Baby Tsubutchi

I have been busy. I swear, once I have my new computer, I'll be more competent. There's just been so much I've had to do this week. EXCUSES, I KNOW. SHAME. I HAVE NEVER OWNED A 40" TV BEFORE, OK?

Name: Stan
Gender: Boy

The other day was hell for Stan as he almost starved to death. My bad - I left him at home when I went to pick out some glasses.

Day 8 Stats
• Hunger: 2
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 7 bars
  
• Intellectual: 84
  
• Arts: 160
  
• Social: 77
  
• Age: 6 yrs
  
• Weight: 48 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 4 smilies. Nancy; ♥♥♥♥.
  
• Items Obtained: Maple leaf, RC UFO
  
• Points: 19 785
  
  Stan became very lonely and spent much time visiting his lady-friend, Nancy. The first few visits, Stan presented her with a snake, but soon made up for his mistake with some flowers. He eventually bagged himself an ugly woman, and fucked her in the moonlight.
  
  The fucking resulted in twins, which I will go into detail on in Nancy's post.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  Still Mametchi

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Name: Nancy
Gender: Girl

Like Stan, Nancy was neglected, hungry and unhappy.

Day 7 Stats
• Hunger: 1
  
• Happiness: 1
  
• Training: 6 bars
  
• Age: 6 yrs
  
• Weight: 35 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; ♥♥♥♥.
  
  Nancy's unhappiness led her to take her anger and sorrow out on Stan. She sent him many snakes, but soon saw the potential for a pity fuck, and remedied the situation by sending burgers and puddings. Stan is a man who thinks with his stomach, and he devoured both the burger and Nancy.
  
  But wait! Stan did not pull out! Not only did Nancy become pregnant with one little poop, but two. Soon after the birth, Nancy sent one to live with Stan as a reminder of his selfish ways.
  
  
  
  Nancy's baby has been sick three times so far, yet he/she/it still trudges on. Brave little mite!
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  Still Tarakotchi

Name: Clark
Gender: Boy

Clark's life continues to be one of sexual frustration, despite being well past the age of consent. He's been putting in extra hours at work to try and numb the loneliness, though I suspect it won't be long until the matchmaker comes knocking at his door. I only hope she brings someone worthy of fornicating with Clark, as otherwise I will be forced to reject any suitors on his behalf.

Day 7 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 6 bars
  
• Intellectual: 110
  
• Arts: 82
  
• Social: 276
  
• Age: 5 yrs
  
• Weight: 32 lbs
  
• Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS. Rufus; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Bow, Elephant.
  
• Points: 53,630p
  
  Today, Clark finally connected to and made his move on an adult Boot. She, unfortunately for him, rejected his advances and sent him several deadly plants as gifts. Heartbroken, Clark fled to Africa for a second time on the Tamagotchi King's tab and bringing home yet another elephant. I have resolved not to allow any more connections between Boot and Clark, to both spare Clark some heartache and prevent Boot from changing her mind and mating with him randomly out of spite for me.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Zukyutchi
  
  

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Name: Rufus
Gender: Boy

Today was a momentous day for both Rufus and Boot. This afternoon Rufus became a man, joining the ranks of Clark. I must say that Rufus, perhaps due to the hardships he struggled through when I neglected him, seems more rugged and manly in his adult form than Clark does. This pleases me.

Day 5 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 5 bars
  
• Age: 4 yrs
  
• Weight: 33 lbs
  
• Friends: Boot; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Pencil, wig.
  
• Points: 799p
  
  It is definitely a love triangle at this point. Both Rufus and Clark have nothing but hearts for Boot, and yet, she rejects them both consistently. I must have connected them over 10 times once they both became adults, but to no avail. Tomorrow will consist of nothing but Rufus/Boot connections. I will mate them or die trying!
  
  Rufus' adult form is somehow a pariah in the online tamagotchi world, despite his manly air, and I had quite a time tracking down an adequate picture of him that wasn't 25x25. This is the best I could do, friends. I can only hope his raw testosterone shines through these blurred edges!
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Ringotchi to Ginjirotchi
  
  

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Name: Boot
Gender: Girl

Boot, now no longer a Lolita, is frankly pissing me off. She struts around her screen, making near-constant kissy faces and shaking her junk. This is flagrant false advertising.

Day 5 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 2
  
• Training: 7 bars
  
• Age: 4 yrs
  
• Weight: 31 lbs
  
• Friends: Rufus; 4 HEARTS. Clark; 4 HEARTS.
  
• Items Obtained: None.
  
  I'm sorry, but you cannot be in love with two boys and then MATE WITH NEITHER. At first I only had her connect with Rufus, as per my matchmaking scheme, but after literally 10+ games in a row I relented. "All right," I thought, "If she wants to go after Clark.. who am I to stop her?" NOT SO. She is playing games with my heart, and the hearts of my two boys. Nothing. Nada. Bitch is frigid.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Ichigotchi to Kutchipatchi

I am one day late with updating as well, though I have no worthy excuse! This is yesterdays log, and I promise todays will be posted promptly later tonight!

Name: Clark
Gender: Boy

Clark's adult life continues to fill me with joy, as he showed real responsibility this morning in obtaining a job. Clark is now employed by some sort of zoo, collecting balloons as they escape from the grubby hands of children. He is consistently 'Excellent' at this, and has already received a hefty paycheck.

Day 6 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 6 bars
  
• Intellectual: 110
  
• Arts: 82
  
• Social: 227
  
• Age: 5 yrs
  
• Weight: 31 lbs
  
• Friends: Stan; 4 smilies. Lily; 1 smile. Nancy; 1 smile. Boot; 4 HEARTS (!!!). Rufus; 3 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: NYC T-shirt, pineapple, ticket to Africa.
  
• Points: 49,480p
  
  Clark is becoming quite the globetrotter, and his destination of choice today was the United States. Unfortunate timing, as it was during this time that Stan went on a visit to Canada.
  
  
  
  What a handsome devil! In other news, it seems Clark is completely in love with Boot. Now whenever they connect, little hearts follow Clark around and he does nothing but present her with cakes and ice cream. I can't fault him, he knows the way into a fatties heart. I think he's waiting for her to come of age before making his move, which means I somehow raised him with at least a modicum of decency.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Zukyutchi
  
  

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Name: Rufus
Gender: Boy

I'm worried for Rufus, in regards to this whole Boot debacle. He is constantly beating her at games, instead of wooing her with gifts. Clearly a retard where women are concerned, I only hope his blundering ways will win her over in the end!

Day 4 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 4 bars
  
• Age: 3 yrs
  
• Weight: 31 lbs
  
• Friends: Boot; 4 smilies. Clark; 3 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Pencil, wig.
  
• Points: 623p
  
  I won't lie, I just want these two buggers to grow up already so that I can force them into an arranged marriage. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. I KNOW IT.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Ringotchi
  
  

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Name: Boot
Gender: Girl

Boot is in a situation most ladies would envy, stuck with two handsome men vying for her hand. I can't tell what her preferences are at this point.. though frankly I don't really give a damn. Rufus/Boot OTP.

Day 4 Stats

• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 4 bars
  
• Age: 3 yrs
  
• Weight: 27 lbs
  
• Friends: Rufus; 4 smilies. Clark; 4 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: None.
  
  All of this sexual tension and love triangle drama needs to be dealt with. This is Eggtown, not All My Children!
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  
  Still Ichigotchi

Why no update? The notepad file I had my entry in crashed overnight, resulting in much sadness. It was my first non-lame entry, but it was not to be. Poopers. I am suffering from a stomach-ache, though that could be from all the ice cream I have been devouring in my sadness. AGH, THE UPDATE I HAD WAS SO AMAZING YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Name: Stan
Gender: Boy

The last few days have been interesting for Stan and his life.

Day 7 Stats
• Hunger: 4
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 7 bars
  
• Intellectual: 83
  
• Arts: 78
  
• Social: 68
  
• Age: 5 yrs
  
• Weight: 40 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 4 smilies. Nancy; 2 smilies.
  
• Items Obtained: Roller skate, Plant, Wig
  
• Points: 20 355
  
  Stan graduated from school and is now employed as a baker. He is 'OK' at his job. He finally took advantage of his plane ticket and visited Canada. If only I were so thrilled about being in the rockies.
  
  
  A failed attempt at visiting Clark?
  
  After condemning the heart failure of Jerry Falwell, he was sent two snakes in the mail, making him a very sad panda. He cheered up by completing thirty rope-jumps and wearing his wig. A night-life in drag?
  
  Stan continues to donate to the King. The King has so far given him a tax return of 300 points, and some presents he isn't interested in.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  Young Androtchi to Mametchi

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Name: Nancy
Gender: Girl

Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. What to do with you.

Day 6 Stats
• Hunger: 3
  
• Happiness: 4
  
• Training: 6 bars
  
• Age: 4 yrs
  
• Weight: 37 lbs
  
• Friends: Clark; 1 smile. Stan; 2 smilies.
  
  Nancy sucks at making friends. She goes to bed early and does many faceplants. Given her lack of options, her life will never be as exciting as Stan's. Stan gave her a flower yesterday as a peace offering, but it was ignored. She is impatient, needy, and a drama queen. As always, I hate that shit.
  
  Growth Progress
  
  
  Ichigotchi to Tarakotchi