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I'm Egg/Holloway. 29. Non-Binary as hell's bells. they/them and it/its pronouns. TERFs/radfems are not welcome here. I mostly reblog things. Can occasionally be nsfw.

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Hi I’m Egg/Holloway. (Non-binary, they/them, it/its)

Art side blog is @eggt-art

I’m also on Art Fight here!

I’m reblog heavy! I don’t talk much but maybe that’ll change

Occasionally nsfw! Keep that in mind if you’re gonna follow me.

a purple and white blinky gif that says "HOLLOWEBBY" in white font. The border is animated to flash, with two white spiderwebs in opposing corners.

this animated thang was made by @ paranormaltheatrekid (if I recall correctly)

tag list below:

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nikoco11

nikoco11

maiden in need of rescue!!! what a horrible terrifying dragon!!!!

nikoco11

for anyone curious she is not a princess!!! though she might act like one sometime :3c

beemovieerotica

didy414

stupid hoodie

pepperdantfresh

oswednesday

discord has turned people into wild animals

oswednesday

eroscestlavie

sergal

*makes you cum* *immediately rolls over and starts reblogging pictures of medieval knights*

beemovieerotica

beemovieerotica

people named Gary. drop the R. what u name now?

beemovieerotica

tall

beemovieerotica

creamsiclemelt

SCREAMING at this tweet and it's replies

triskadancer

beemovieerotica

ok Tylenol photo drop

reptiliannastyboy

how much time does she spend licking your bald head

beemovieerotica

an incredibly long amount of time

fipindustries

wifegideonnav

this is and all of the following images are of instagram comments by various users. 1: ""We heard you the first time" when someone sneezes twice" 2: "Saying "there's no way to know" in response to questions with objective answers"

"Yeah just wherever is fine" if someone drops something while trying to hand it to you

Walking past professional photographer taking photos of other people "want me to get one with all of you?" Have not gotten a laugh from this one yet.

1: "Whenever I see a newborn baby l'll ask "How old?" and when the parent responds with X amount of months, I'll say "Oh, still under warranty". Gets em every time." 2: "I've started doing this bit where I say something weird and when someone calls me on it I say "that doesn't sound like something l'd say""

1: "Whenever someone can't find an item, ask "want me to call it?" Regardless of whether or not it can receive a phone call" 2: "big fan of "it's sad but it had to happen" to things that very much didn't need to happen. someone drops something and it breaks? it's sad but it had to happen."

"Still got it!" after I do something super easy

“bits to use in everyday conversations”