My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

adapting commedia dell'arte for online play with matchmaking

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

Anxiety is stupid because your brain will go ‘what if they kill me with hammers for talking to them’ and it’s people you talk to regularly who have never given any indication that they’d kill you with hammers

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My cat Kollontai. Spicy little creature... But sweet to me :)

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the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

the sereotype of angry sweaty cedh players is kind of really funny given how much the average casual only commander player apparently spends seething about shit that just doesnt matter at all