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GYARHARHAR

@eeboshmeebo

Neutralship because... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHO YOU SHIP OR WHAT YOU SHIP. It's like people playing with dolls. It's healthier than doing that stuff IRL. Anti-death threat. Too many blogs have 'KILL YOURSELF IF YOU'RE [------]!!!' and I just got sick of it. Aromantic. I can do platonic and physical relationships, but romance always made me feel like the third wheel in my own relationships. 💚🟢🤍🩶🖤 I am now a he/him, after much internal conflict.

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  1. No minors if possible.
  2. I may say problematic stuff. TELL ME WHEN I DO BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL! I was never educated on this shit! Unless it's violence then that's just me being me.
  3. I NEED interaction to stay attached to this place and not go back to my old ways of an internet nomad! Just don't tell me to kill myself and we're chill.
  4. I've lived off of spite, month-old maple syrup, water, and pen ink before. rat poison anon hate will do nothing
  5. I'll do my absolute best. I'm trying.
  6. If I don't like you, don't worry! I won't interact! Because you're blocked. Goodbye.

Oh yeah, here's a list of my fics here. And my recipes.

Fictions:

  1. [Fake Shameless vs Stoic Shameless]
  2. ​​​​​[P.A.T.A.]
  3. ​​​​​[🌿Honeysuckle Heartthrob🌼 (pt2 of P.A.T.A)]
  4. ​​​​​​[Perfection in Pettiness (part 1)].
  5. [🍫Midnight Munchies🍵 ]
  6. [🍨Sticky Sundaes on Sunday🍨]
  7. [🌶️Spicy Sweetheart 🌶️]
  8. [👁️I see you, and I love you.👁️ (pt.2 of Perfection in Pettiness)]
  9. ​​[🕰️I missed you!🕰️ ]
  10. ​​​​[🌠Late Night Lovin'🌌]
  11. ​​​​[​🔗I'll always forgive you. 🪢]
  12. [Worried Sick 💊]
  13. [💐Dandelion💐]
  14. ​​​​​[🍭Sweet Tooth🍬] <-WARNING! Contains pseudo-cannibalism!
  15. ​​​[🍪Char'cute'rie🫖]
  16. [Trick or Treat 🎃🕯️ (Fall Special)]
  17. [🤜 Malleable Mochi 🍡]

Requests:

  1. [PRIVATE]

Recipes:

Monstrous Maiden Series:

New Notice! I am now taking requests for Monoma x Reader.

However, I don't do excessively angsty requests, and two...

There is only a 30% to 70% chance of me actually doing those requests since it's my time being consumed. This is just a hobby. You are not entitled to my effort at all.

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my followers patiently putting up with my bullshit because they know i'll post furry porn again eventually

Sometimes on the internet people will throw an abbreviation at you as if you’re supposed to know what it means and you’ll try to find out what it means but no matter what you do on any search engine all that comes up is some kind of dental supplies logistics company in Malaysia or something

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8 page comic about a mech and a mechanic and grief

hello precious followers. i made a comic about grief, or how i feel when i process grief at least. i put a robot in it. please read it.

if you wanna catch future comic pages i make as soon as i make em, heres a link to mmmmmy patreon! huge giant massive thank you to my patreon supporters you guys rule

every time someone reblogs this with a variation of 'ouggghh aughhhhh my feelings' i yell Yess... YESS!! and start getting stronger and taller

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8 page comic about a mech and a mechanic and grief

hello precious followers. i made a comic about grief, or how i feel when i process grief at least. i put a robot in it. please read it.

if you wanna catch future comic pages i make as soon as i make em, heres a link to mmmmmy patreon! huge giant massive thank you to my patreon supporters you guys rule

every time someone reblogs this with a variation of 'ouggghh aughhhhh my feelings' i yell Yess... YESS!! and start getting stronger and taller

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8 page comic about a mech and a mechanic and grief

hello precious followers. i made a comic about grief, or how i feel when i process grief at least. i put a robot in it. please read it.

if you wanna catch future comic pages i make as soon as i make em, heres a link to mmmmmy patreon! huge giant massive thank you to my patreon supporters you guys rule

every time someone reblogs this with a variation of 'ouggghh aughhhhh my feelings' i yell Yess... YESS!! and start getting stronger and taller

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The British Press killed an autistic black man over plagiarism.

Like there aren't academics that are placed in these learning institutions as a cog in propaganda machines to justify colonialism, give credence to eugenics, deny western backed genocides. Like there aren't abusers and rapists and murderers in academia and you don't see any of them dragged and abused in the public eye.

Infact, one of the leaders of this witch hunt against Jason Arday is Nathan Cofnas who wrote about how black people aren't smart enough to succeed on their own.

This is the zionist piece of shit and "race realist" that led the hate campaign against Jason Arday. He believes that whites and Jews are superior. This is the type of people that get to go scot free while black people are hunted down over the smallest things that their white counterparts would never be scrutinised for

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so many people will be theoretically anti-war and some may even pay lip service to the notion of imperialism being bad, they will perhaps go so far as to say they oppose the idea US occupation. and yet still they will genuinely be shocked when you straight up hate the military in a real way, in the kind of way where you do not make excuses for or lend sympathy to anyone who enlists. they won’t follow you there. they will invoke things like poverty and ptsd and when you remain stone faced and uncompromising they will think YOU’RE the monster. and not, you know, the people who literally knowingly signed up to be a part of the mass murder machine.

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

Not to mention the plot tropes.

“I don’t think the Highschool AU is going to come in too strong this year. Fandoms a touch jaded for that. But the hurt/comfort is growin’ thick as weeds and twice as fast. It’ll be a good harvest, fer sure.”

“I hear over at [neighbouring fandom] they’re putting the top field into fix-it fics.”

“Yes, ‘twould be.  They had a hard season last year, a right hard season.” 

“You think I ought to plant a little Sailor Moon Wild West AU? Don’t know if anything would come of it. Might not make it to harvest.”

“Won’t know until you plant it, will you?”

“Ah, a heritage crop.”

The shipping forecast.

The Fandom Almanac

“I think I’m going to sow some rarepairs this season. Don’t know what the market for ‘em will be, but I can eat ‘em if nobody else wants to.”

Petition to start referring to fanworks as ‘produce’ and stop calling it ‘content’.

Produce = Fresh. Tasty. Nutritious. Contains some ppm of Love.

Content = Lifeless. Sterile. An obligation.