THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE ME ICONS OF JAKE GYLLENHAL ON SNL DIVA-ING IT UP IN A DRESS FROM THE MONOLOGUE GETS MY ETERNAL LOVE.

INNA DRESS!!!!!!

GET TO IT!

ETA: THANK YOU, ANON! Also, thank you to the anon that bought me 12 MONTHS of paid time. I suspect you may be the same person and you TOTALLY have my eternal love! Twice!

But yeah, no clue who you are.