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Death Plans...

Is this odd?I was recently ridiculed for being morbid due to the fact that I have some  supposedly "odd" plans for my funeral in the future.  I was on the topic with my husband cause I asked him what he'd want to have if/when he passes away,  his reply is the least amount of work possible!  he says if we're poor put his body in the ocean, and if we are rich to shoot his naked corpse into outer space in a clear casket.  I think his second idea is really cool, how ever my plans were to not ever be buried nor cremated. If I have the money and have it my way, I want to have a large mausoleum built and to be put above ground in the center, very well sealed.  I plan this to also include room for my generations to come, my current family their kids etc... So he thinks I'm a lil morbid for having this planned out!  I'm not quite as obsessed as the dad on Fido about funerals, it's just that I have been to so many I eventually formed an opinion about my own-the idea of being buried freaks me out-it's just the whole decomposing with worms and water thing, but being well preserved above ground isn't too bad a thought, even though I'll be dead and it shouldn't matter to me.  My plan is partially to honor my french heritage so that my blood lines will know their history... and my story.  I was a little sad he doesn't want to be "buried" or layed to rest next to me, he just joked about being free after we're dead, that that's when the contract is up-"Til death do us part"  so Ha ha, what a meanie.  if we're that rich maybe I'll make sure to get shot up to outer space as well then, our bodies may not make it far but you never know... we could land on another planet some how although not likely, become zombies, scare a savage people into thinking we are god's in glass cases, most likely just float around until a comet hits us or a black hole destroys our bodies... well, this makes me wonder if dead people decompose the same way in space? Considering we age differently up there and all.  ah well just thought I'd ask, as this seems like an appropriate place for such a query!  does anyone else here have plans, or ever thought about their funeral?

experimentation

trying to make myself a better person by dabbling in the occult
first off nobody may think this can
but i do
i think if i do it right i can make myself a more rounded person
not that im square or anything

unfortunately to make ends meet ive had to apply for some pretty square jobs
fuck i hate society and their bullshit economic conditions they made for themselves
i wont give up on my own photography business or give up my position as a piercer at the tattoo shoppe though so they will have to work with me... fuckers

things were so much easier when i was dumb

i wish my brain was pudding so i could just enjoy and dip in and have some yummy cheesecake flavored pudding whenever i want.... yes i would be cheesecake flavored...i love cheesecake

mmmmm and i love brains... cheesecake brains would be the best!!!!!!!!!!!

im thinking photoshoot soon with a nice pudding pie cheesecake flavor, grahm craker crust and big spoons... maybe some strawberry drizzle

who is bringing the doll head?

short short story


the patient in the ward  wailed as he slams shut the cell door "i know how to read you she said... i can even see through you... the lines are closer together than you think"

before you go any further please understand the warden muttered

"she is more insane than she looks"

the cage then became quiet

and the visitor left as did all of the others

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Bodies



Sunday, we went to the Bodies exhibit in Seattle.

Wow

No photos allowed, but I got to hold someone’s brain and then their liver.

All the bodies, organs, and parts, are from real people. Most bits look like jerky, chicken, or steak. It felt kinda wrong to be getting hungry from examining the exhibits.


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