chicken han fic for the soul...itz moo moo good!

*ella opens the door and spots lisa and ike in the hallway. she leans against the doorframe and crosses her arms.*
ella: well, well...if it isn't u 2-
*lisa rolled her eyes as she turned to look at ella.*
lisa: where is it?
ella: where's what?
lisa: the bubble-where is it?
ella: what bubble? i don't know of any bubble-
lisa: *crossing her arms* you know what this means don't you?
ella: free piggy back rides?
lisa: do you see me laughing?
ella: nope.
lisa: who did you write into the fic?
ella: i erno...why?
lisa: you don't know? or did you not write anyone in?
*ella looked at tay and jess standing behind lisa. lisa spun around to look at them.*
tay: lisa, hey-i want you to meet my new best friend...ummm...what was your name again?
jess: ummm...lisa?
tay: i want you to meet...nah, that's not right.
lisa: *smiling and nodding* i already know who you are.
jess: man, y'all i'm hungry.
tay: oh, hey-let's go back out shopping...we can get some buffalo wings...or tuna fish!
*puppeteers carrying kermit, gonzo, and ms. piggy walk over and they set up by jess.*
kermit, gonzo, ms. piggy and jess: or a pizza hut 4 for all!
*the puppeteers pack up the muppets, and walk away.*
ike: hey, i sooo coulda voiced for kermit! *in his kermit voice* carribean amph-
*lisa covered ike's mouth with her hand*
lisa: no more-we can't afford to have jim henson come out and slap us with a suit.
ike: but u liked when i did it earlier-
*lisa turned 12 shades of red. ella giggled.*
ella: ooh, a 3-way, eh?
ike: i also did austin powers-
*ella giggled even more. lisa kicked ike in the shin. he let out a yelp and grabbed his leg.*
lisa: next time i'll aim higher.
ike: no thanx-
ella: *trying not to giggle* and what about butthead?
ike: oh, he was there too.
*lisa kicked ike over, then she glared at ella. she stopped laughing.*
ella: *trying not to giggle.* i wasn't laughing.
*lisa stormed into the room and she slammed the door shut. ella giggled again.*
ella: way to go-i hope you got enough this morning.
*tay and jess looked at each other.*
jess: i'm still hungry, baby-
tay: *grabbing jess's hand* let's go.
*tay and jess wandered off. ella looked at ike sitting on the floor, rubbing his shin. she giggled again.*
ike: oh, stick a sock in it-
ella: may i borrow yours?
*ella burst into hysterics. ike just looked at her. she headed down the stairs and she went outside for some fresh air. she continued to giggle. then she began to laugh and snort, and laugh some more, cuz she snorted. a white van pulled up to the curb and 4 guys dressed in black from head to toe, jumped out and snatched ella. they pulled her into the van and drove off. lisa opened the door and she looked around. ike turned to look at her.*
lisa: is she gone?
ike: who?
lisa: ella.
ike: yea, she walked away laughing.
lisa: okay, come here.
ike: why?
lisa: i gotta show you something.
ike: show me what?
lisa: will you just get in here?
ike: i can't...my leg hurts.
*lisa rolled her eyes, then she helped ike up, and dragged him into the room, then she shut the door. zac bounds up the stairs and goes into his and ella's room.*
zac: where's my moolla belle?
*zac checks the bathroom and the closet...and under the bed.*
zac: ella?
*he stands and looks confusidly around the room. he heads next door and stops at the door when he hears giggling. he covers his eyes, takes a deep breath and opens the door. lisa and ike look up from the contract.*
zac: sorrytobargeinonwhateveryou2aredoing,butineedtofindmymoollabelle.
lisa: your what?
zac: ella?
lisa: oh...she's gone.
zac: *dropping his hand to look at lisa with wide eyes.* you two aren't even doing anything-
lisa: no, really?
zac: anyways...what do you mean she's gone?
lisa: she was taken away, zac.
zac: what?! by who?!
lisa: by the mtv network.
zac: *not believing it* ummm...okay?
lisa: she was penalized.
zac: for what?
lisa: popping the bubble...she broke part of the contract-
*lisa held up the contract and pointed at the section. zac stepped over to look.*
zac: PENALTY TO WHO BREAKS CONTRACT: SUBJECT OR SUBJECTS WILL BE SWAPPED FOR WHICHEVER CELEBRITY HAPPENS TO BE IN THE FIC AT THE PRESENT TIME. NO QUESTIONS ASKED, AND ABSOLUTELY NO GOING BACK AND EDITING THE FIC TO CHANGE THE SITUATION. SUBJECTS SWAPPED WILL BE RETURNED TO THEIR NORMAL SITUATIONS AT THE DISCRETION OF THE INNOCENT PARTY...sooo...ella's gone-
lisa: *nod*
zac: she's been swapped-
lisa: yes.
zac: swapped with jessica simpson-
lisa: yeah.
zac: and now, ella's on mtv's newlyweds...married...to nick lachey-
lisa: yup.
zac: which would make jessica simpson my girlfriend-
lisa: oui.
zac: sooo...i can-
lisa: uh huh.
zac: no way-
lisa: si.
zac: *looking around* she's NOT going to come out and attack me within the next 30 seconds is she?
lisa: no.
zac: what's the catch?
lisa: there is none.
zac: *rubbing his hands together* she may be a complete and total airhead, but she has an awesome set o-
*lisa shook her head, as she motioned for him to zip it. zac became confused.*
lisa: *pointing up* anything you say and do, can and will be used against you at any time by the author of the next entry.
zac: *looking up* you mean she's still here?
ike: oh, they're always here...even when they're not. they have an amazing sense of smell...they smell girls that were all over you even 7 years ago-
lisa: *sniffing ike and rattling off the number* 61 million, 678, thousand, and 81.
zac: dude, no way-smell me...i wanna know how many girls have been all over me.
*lisa rolled her eyes, as she pulled zac over, then she got one big whiff*
lisa: *rattling off the number* 78 million, 58 thousand, and 347.
zac: HA! i have had more girls all over me than you have! nee ner nee ner nee ner!!!
ike: that's not possible-smell me again.
lisa: oh, come on-itz not a competition-
ike: NOW it is...i need an updated number.
*lisa rolled her eyes and sniffed ike again. she became confused.*
lisa: now, that's odd-
ike: it tripled huh?
lisa: no*double sniff checking* now, i'm getting 61 million, 678, thousand, and *sniff* 75.
zac: HAHA! you lost 6 girls...oh, i know 1 of them wasn't an actual girl...hey, lisa-remember the trans?
lisa: yeah, i remember...haha.
zac: well, i'm off to find jessica...i mean-my girlfriend.
*lisa smiled and nodded.*
zac: *leaning in* think you can keep the camera crew busy here for a little while-*wink*
lisa: sure, thing zac-*wink*
zac: great...you're a doll-
*zac bolted out of the room.*
lisa: *waving the camera crew to follow zac* just call me chucky-
ike: you're a guy too?!
*lisa slapped ike across the face. camera crew stopped.*
camera guy: woah, woah-we missed that. can you do it again?
lisa: sure.
*lisa slapped ike across the face again.*
ike: ow!
camera guy: good, now again-without the 'ow'
*lisa shrugged, then she slapped ike across the face yet again. ike slapped her back, so she slugged him off the bed.*
camera guy: perfect!
*the crew rushed out. lisa leaned over the side of the bed and she looked down at ike.*

*meanwhile zac catches up to jess and tay. they are standing by a store window drooling over pink stillettos. zac grabs jess and pulls her aside to the dark alley. tay stops and looks around.*
zac: hey, there-
jess: hi...what's up?
zac: ohhh...nothing much.
jess: man, i'm hungry.
zac: u didn't eat yet?
jess: no...we were on our way, then we got sidetracked by the shoes.
zac: what do you say i take you out to dinner?
jess: are you gonna pay?
zac: yes.
jess: okay...but what'll we eat?
zac: anything you want...i got dessert picked out already-
jess: ooh, dessert! i think i'd like to just skip right to that.
zac: *raising his eyebrows* really?
*zac spies the camera* excuse me a minute will you?
jess: sure.
*zac walks towards the camera man*
zac: what'd i say about following me?! can't a guy get a little privacy here?! for god sake's no one ever leaves me alone anymore! itz like i can't go anywhere without someone hanging too close!
*zac follows the camera man down the street*
zac: if i wanted to have people do what they want to me whenever they want-i'd might as well manufacture a blow up doll! turn the camera off and go film someone else! like tay! go film him! he doesn't have anything better to do!
*the camera man continues rolling*
zac: what'd i just say?!
*zac attacks the camera man and the screen goes fuzzy*

lisa: CUT! what's going on here?!
zac: i told you not to have them follow me!
lisa: that's a $300 camera u busted-
zac: i'm sor-ry! maybe if they weren't so in my face!
lisa: well, that's kinda how reality shows work...they get in your face.
zac: well, i don't like it.
lisa: well, too darn bad. i write the fic here-not you.
*zac crosses his arms*
lisa: you have a 5 minute time out, now-
zac: *whining* whyyyyyyy?
lisa: you can't just go around attacking the camera crew.
zac: but-
lisa: now, please-or i'll extend it to 10 minutes.
zac: fine-
lisa: thank you...now can we get hookup to mtv until we get a new camera?
crew guy: i'm on it!

*commercial break*

*ella walks in the front door and she's greeted by nick with a kiss*
nick: welcome home babe-
*ella smiled shyly*
nick: drew's on his way over...he and i were going to watch the game.
ella: okay.
nick: we're going to order a pizza.
ella: okay.
nick: *looking at ella* you okay, babe-usually when i say something about pizza u shout out about the 4 for all.
ella: i think i need a nap.
*ella wandered up the stairs. nick just stood there and watched. he shook his head as he went to the kitchen to get a beer. he checks his watch.*
nick: almost game time-where are you oh little brother of mine?
*there is a knock at the door*
nick: alright...that must be him.
*nick rushes to the door and opens it. a guy standing there in a pepsi can costume smiles*
pepsi can guy: telegram for your wife ella-
nick: oh, lord...did she write the wrong name down for something again?
*nick took the telegram and he walked inside and shut the door.*
nick: jess! telegram!!!
*nick stood at the bottom of the stairs and he waited for ella to come bounding down the stairs*
nick: did i say telegram?! i meant the new louis vuitton catalog!
*nick glanced at the camera guy. nick shook his head, then he headed up the stairs.*
nick: jess?
*nick opened the door of the bedroom to see things flying out of the closet*
nick: jess?
*ella flung all sorts of things out. she was looking for a secret way out. she wanted to get out of here.*
nick: jess?!
*ella turned to look at nick. he was covered in the clothes she tossed out*
ella: what?!
nick: are you at that time of the month again?
ella: yes, now leave me alone or i will...run off with a backstreet boy!
nick: *muttering under his breath* please, let that be a promise.
ella: excuse you?!
nick: telegram-
*nick tosses the telegram to the floor next to her, then he exits the room. ella rips it open.*
ella: it better be an apology or i will sue!
*ella looks at the words on the paper.*
ella: YOUR MISSION-IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT...WELL, ACTUALLY...YOU MUST ACCEPT IT, CUZ YOU BROKE CONTRACT UNDER SECTION 789 CLAUSE 004...which is?
*words appeared on the paper...scrolling like movie credits.*
ella: TO LIVE A SWAPPED LIFE OF THE CELEBRITY CURRENTLY IN THE FIC...IF EITHER OF THE SUBJECTS SWAPPED RUIN THE OTHER'S CURRENT SITUATION, IT WILL END IN PERMANENT ADJUSTMENT...oh, pft, sure it will...*more words scroll up* DON'T YOU PFT ME YOUNG LADY...YOU ARE IN HOT WATER AS IT IS...so, what're you gonna send me to my room now?!...YOU DUMB BLONDE...LOOK AROUND...YOU ARE ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM...this is not my room...i want to go back to my zac!...THE LONGER YOU SIT THERE AND DAWDLE...THE MORE TIME YOU ARE AWAY FROM YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ZACCY-POO...BTW...DO YOU THINK ZAC HAS MADE ACTUAL EYE CONTACT WITH JESS'S EYES???...BWAHAHAH-*ella shredded the telegram and threw it behind her. the door opened and nick poked his head in.*
nick: jess-you're talking to the voices again.

*commercial break*

*zac walked over to lisa and he tapped her shoulder.*
lisa: what is it now?
zac: present time for my favorite boss.
*zac held out a new camera with a red bow on it.*
lisa: awww, zac-
*zac flashed a smile. lisa glanced at her watch.*
lisa: i guess you can leave timeout 3 minutes and 43 seconds early-
zac: w0000000000000t!!!
*zac kissed lisa on the forehead, then he ran off to find jess. lisa snapped her fingers to get the attention of the crew.*
lisa: here-
camera guy: where to?
lisa: ummm...let's see where tay wandered off to-
camera guy: gotcha.

*tay stumbles down the sidewalk. he wobbles side to side, as people walking by giving him funny looks. he pretends not to notice. putting all his focus on that, he falls flat on his face. he turns to see the left heel had snapped off.*
tay: awww...man...$900...and i can't even walk in them now.
*tay takes the pink stillettos off, then he tosses them into the nearby trash bin. he heads down the street barefooted.*

*meanwhile in lisa and ike's room.*



lisa: how do you get a blonde to laugh on friday?
ike: i don't know...how?
lisa: tell her a joke on tuesday!
ike: okay...ummm...how do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
lisa: i don't know...how?
ike: shine a flashlight in their ear!
lisa: bwahahaha!!!...okay...okay...why did the blonde scale the chain link fence?
ike: i don't know...why?
lisa: to see what was on the other side!
ike: oh, geez...ummm...okay! why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in the backseat of her car?
lisa: uhhh-
ike: in case she locked the keys in her car!
*lisa and ike laughed hysterically*
ike: another one! how do you confuse a blonde?
*lisa shrugged*
ike: ask her to alphabetize a bag of m&m's!
*a throat clearing came from off to the side. a guy walked in and put a registered tradmark sign in the middle of the room. he walked out of the room.*
lisa: okay, enough of that-
ike: yea.
*tay entered the room and looked at the sign. lisa shook her head.*
lisa: don't ask.
tay: okay.
lisa: what's up?
*tay plopped down across lisa's lap and he sighed.*
tay: i'm bored.
lisa: well, what can we do to make you unbored?
tay: *glancing at ike* i only have enough boredom for two people-
lisa: *snickering* ohhkay?
tay: *getting up and grabbing lisa's hand.* let's go.
lisa: *getting up* okay-
ike: what about me? u don't think i won't be bored?
tay: alright-
*tay stood there and crossed his arms*
ike: *confused* alright what?
*tay rolled his eyes*
tay: now is when you say something moronic, so lisa can leave with me and have a good time.
ike: i'm not going to do that.
tay: you have to.
ike: no i don't.
tay: yes you do.
ike: says who?
tay: it's in the contract...you have to fight and argue with lisa...and if you break contract you will be swapped...and you know who you will be swapped with?...jessica simpson...and you know what she currently plays?...ZAC'S GIRLFRIEND.
*ike rolled his eyes, looked at lisa, and he sighed.*

*zac popped his head out of the hotel room bathroom to see ella literally stuck in the doorway*
Zac: You know, out of the two of us, I never would have assumed YOU would've been the one not to fit through a doorway someday.
Ella: *agitated* Let me OUT!
Zac: And how do you suppose I do that?
Ella: A PIN perhaps?
Zac: *looks over his shoulder at no one* A pin. She says "A pin".... wait... I know! A PIN!
*ella rolls her eyes and kicks the stupid bubble, she mutters something about lisa*
*zac rummages through the desk drawers*
*he pulls out a toothpick*
Zac: You think this will work?
Ella: I don't know. Let's see.
*zac pokes the bubble, it doesn't pop*
Zac: Hmm... let me see if I can wittle it down to be sharper.
Ella: You do that MacGuyver. *rolls eyes*
*zac spends the next hour wittling the toothpick with his teeth and an icecube*
*ella is foaming at the mouth in anger*
Ella: HURRRY UPP! I Have to... you know... Goooo!
*ella tightens the squeeze hold her legs are in*
Zac: Hahaha.
Ella: STOP ENJOYING THIS!
Zac: Or what?
Ella: I'll make sure you NEVER enjoy ANYTHING EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EEEEVER Again!
*zac abruptly stops laughing and walks over to the bubble, he jams the toothpick into the side and the bubble bursts*
*POP*
*ella and zac rub their ears*
Zac: Ow. That was loud.
Ella: WHAT?!
Zac: That was LOUD.
Ella: I don't see a crowd! *looks around*
Zac: Totally.
Ella: WHAT?
Zac: TOT-A-LLY!
Ella: Aww... thanks babe! *kisses zac*
*zac stares at ella in confusion*
*ella stares back*
*taylor bursts into the room pulling a blow up doll behind him*
Ella: WHAT IS THAT?
Tay: Shh.. don't be mean!
Ella: WHAT?
Tay: Shhh... be quiet!
Ella: WHAT?
Zac: HE SAYS "BE QUIET!"
*taylor covers his ears*
*the blow up doll moves*
Zac: What the f-
Ella: BUCK BUCK BUCK!
*everyone stares at ella in confusion*
Ella: *shrug* I'm hungry.
*the blow up doll sits up*
Tay: Guys, I want you to meet my friend!
Ella: Umm.. okay?
Tay: Friend...*points to ella and zac* this is guys. Guys... *points to what they thought was a blow up doll* this is friend.
*the blow up doll sits up straight, tosses her hair and waves*
Doll: Hi, I'm like... uh... oh no. I forget my name.
Tay: You told me. Gosh darnit. I forget it too!
*ella and zac blankly stare at taylor and the girl*
Ella: wait... you look familiar.
Girl: I do?
Ella: Yeah... aren't you-
*zacs mouth drops open, he puts his face near the girls chest and stares at it*
Zac: I recognize those... er.. I mean... HER.
*ella smacks zac*
*zac drools*
Zac: It's Jessica Simpson! From Tv's Newlyweds.
Girl: That's right! That's my name! *smacks forehead* I'm always telling nick, he should write it in my underwear... but then I remember I don't wear underwear!
*zac drools again*
*ella smacks zac again*
Zac: Whaaat? *innocent smile*
[writers note: See picture in siggy with red heart in it of zac smiling. That's the afformentioned innocent smile!]
Tay: I ran into Jessica in the closet.
Jessica: Yeah. Taylor's really nice! I lost something. He helped me find it!
Tay: yeah.
Ella: What did you lose?
Jessica: Uh... I forget.
Tay: yeah.
Jessica: Aaaanyways... we like... got talking... and we got into this really deep conversation. It was like... intelligent and stuff.
Tay: yeah.
Ella: For some reason, I highly doubt that.
Tay: You shouldn't do drugs, they're bad for you!
*ella scratches her head*
*jessica imitates ella's head scratching*
*ella looks at jessica in puzzlement*
*jessica looks back at ella in confusion*
*zac drools and stares at jessica's chest once again*
*jessica giggles*
*ella smacks zac*
Tay: yeah.
Ella: So... what was your "intelligent" conversation about?
Jessica: Well... I had my louis vuitton purse with me, and taylor and I got discussing the difference between the leather and silk bags versus the just leather bags. And like.. where does hermés come into the situation?
Tay: yeah.
Ella: And where did the "intelligent" part come in?
Jessica: What? I don't get it.
Ella: That's what I thought!
Jessica: *pouts* Why do people always say that to me? *slouches over to reveal a bit more cleveage*
*zac falls off his chair*
*ella gets up and storms into the bathroom*
Jessica: So like... have you guys seen my show? *twirls hair*
*zac looks at the bathroom, then jessica... he gets up.. then he looks at the bathroom... then jessica... then the bathroom.... then jessica... his eyes well up in tears... he covers his eyes and runs for the bathroom as fast as he can*


*in lisa and ike's room*



*in the bathroom in zac and ella's room*
Zac: I'm sorry. I can't help it.
Ella: *in tears* Oh right... somebody GLUED your eyeballs to her boobs!
Zac: no. It's like... like... pharamones.
Ella: No.. it's like... I'm staying in the other room.
Zac: No. Wait. Stop!
Ella: What?
Zac: Lisa did this! I don't know how! But... blame her.
*ella shrugs*
Ella: Okay... works for me.
*ella hugs zac*
Ella: Now... how do we get her back?
Zac: I don't know.
*the theme to mission impossible plays overhead*
*zac looks up*
*the music stops*
Zac: okay. that was weird.
Ella: Shush. I'm thinking!
*the theme plays again, this time louder*
Zac: What the hell?
*zac stands up and looks behind the shower curtain*
*there's a little man with a boombox standing behind it*
Zac: What the heck? Who are YOU?
Guy: I'm the theme song dude.
Zac: ooohhh kay?
Guy: yeah... I play my songs overlapping dramatic moments in movies, books and thoughts.
Zac: I see. That's weird.
Guy: Not really. Remember the time you were in your room and the theme to free willy started playing, and you thought that it was in your head?
*zac's face turns beat red*
Guy: Yeah.. that was me!
Zac: B-But... how did you? Where did you? How?
Guy: You know how your socks go missing in the laundry?
Zac: I don't know, my mom does my laundry.
Ella: okay, that's just sad!
Zac: Lemme alone!
Ella: continue, little dude!
Guy: Thank you, miss. Anyways... as I was saying, you know them little people?
Ella: Sure!
Guy: Yeah...I have nothing to do with them. Heh.
Zac: Then why would you-
Ella: Let him talk, ZACHARY!
Guy: uh oh, You must be in trouble, she used your WHOLE NAME!
*zac picks up the tiny man by his shirt collar and holds him in the air*
Zac: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
Guy: *struggling to breathe* *cough* the *cough* government.
*zac drops the little guy right on his butt*
Guy: First.. OW! Second... *rubs butt* OW!
Zac: The government? Why would they pay you to do such a ridiculous thing?
Guy: I don't think I can tell you.
Zac: You'd better... or I'm shoving you in the toilet!
Ella: Zac.. be nice!
*zac turns around to plead with ella*
Zac: I just don't get this okay?! This whole trip is insane....
Ella: uh.. zac.
Zac: ...I am starting to think I've gone crazy... and it doesn't...
Ella: Uh... ZAC...
Zac: ... help that I'm seeing little men with boomboxes.
Ella: ZAC!
Zac: WHAT?!
Ella: He's gone! *points to where the little man was*
*zac turns around to see only a mix tape left where the little man was*
Zac: Okay. I need a drink. *heads out of bathroom*
*ella follows zac*

*an hour later*

*in lisa and ike's room*



*taylor and jessica went shopping*

*in ella and zac's room*
Ella: Okay, so I have a theory!
Zac: *rubbing head* What's that?
Ella: Why he wouldn't tell us his secret.
*zac takes another swig of his scotch*
Zac: Shoot.
Ella: Okay. So.. these tapes. *picks up mix tape* They have subliminal messaging on them, and when we hear these "theme songs" that we THINK are in our heads, but are really being played by tiny imp-like creatures working for the goverment, it's feeding us all of this propoganda.
Zac: Riiight.
Ella: And, if we figure out where their nest is, the little imp-like men, I mean... then we can hit them at their root, and stop them from spreading the evil.
*zac feels ella's forehead*
Zac: You're not warm. Maybe you should lay down just in case.
*ella twitches*
Ella: Lay down. Yes. Lay down. Very good. *ella twitches more* Little men. Boomboxes and mix tapes. *twitch* Shower curtains and nests. *twitch*
*zac lays ella in bed and then goes downstairs to find a drumset he can bang on*

*ike tay and lisa walk into the mexican sushi popcorn joint and sit. lisa next 2 tay across from ike. a waitress walks over.*
waitress: my name is tammy, what can i do you 4?
*ike looks up instantaneously. lisa kicks him in the shin under the table*
ike: ow!
*ike rubbed his shin as lisa smiled*
tammy: u okay, there?
ike: yeah-
tammy: would u all like menus?
lisa: yes, please-
tammy: i'll be right back.
*tammy walked away. ike leaned in towards lisa*
ike: that hurt!
lisa: serves u right-
ike: i was just-
*tay kicked ike under the table*
ike: ow!
lisa: oh, hush-
ike: stop kickin me, then!
lisa: i didn't-
*lisa kicked ike again*
ike: then itz tay!
lisa: tay, stop-
tay: stop what?
*tay kicked ike again*
ike: ooow! i hate u guys-
*ike got up and went to another booth. he sat with his back towards tay and lisa.*
lisa: awww, come back u big baby-
*ike sat there with his arms crossed. lisa grabbed tay and pulled him to the next table. lisa slid in next to ike and she put her head on his shoulder. tay sat across the table*
lisa: i'm sowwy-i wuv u...pwease don't be mad-
*lisa stuck out her bottom lip. ike could do nothing, but smile.*
ike: i forgive u...tay on the other hand-
tay: is innocent until proven guilty in the court of law.
lisa: true-
*tammy walked back over and she handed every1 menus*
tammy: i will be back in 2 secs-
*ike looked up again. lisa hit him, as tammy walked away.*
lisa: she means 2 seconds-
tay: *cough*hornymuch?*cough*
*ike slid down the seat a little. everyone looked at their menus.*
tay: man, there's just sooo much 2 choose from!

*meanwhile back at the hotel*



*rolls eyes* {writer's note: this is gettin a bit ridiculous...}

*back at the restaurant, tay is finishin his 12th helpin of peanut butter and jelly popcorn. ike is watchin lisa with a smile on his face. lisa glances over periodically to see if he's still lookin*
lisa: what's with u?
ike: nuffin-
lisa: well, ur creepin me out-
ike: awww, y?
lisa: u've been starin at me like that since the food arrived-
ike: i'm just thinkin about dessert-
lisa: *lookin around* well, i'm sure if u give her a big enough tip-
ike: *sighin* y is it always a joke with u?
lisa: with me?! ur the one who always has 2 make jokes and stuuupid remarks and eyes the waitress!
ike: me?! for the past 20 minutes, i've been doin nuffin but playin footsy and admirin u!
lisa: uh huh, sure u have-
ike: i have!
lisa: yeah...with who?
*ike looks under the table 2 see tay's feet intertwined with his. he glared up at tay.*
ike: u idiot!
tay: wha?
ike: u could've told me i was playin footsy with u!
tay: it was u? i thought it was lisa-
ike: no, it was me- silly bum ! y would lisa play footsy with u anyway?
tay: cuz i care about her-unlike u.
ike: don't even say that-
lisa: guys, enough-
ike: he says i don't care about u-
lisa: i know-i heard him
ike: i do, tho-
tay: *fake sneeze*liar*fake sneeze*
lisa: i know...i know u do.
ike: i may not show it all the time, but i really do love u...
tay: *cough*manwhore*cough*
lisa: tay, ur spreadin germs-
tay: *coverin face with napkin* sorry-
ike: *crossin his arms* wha do i have 2 do 2 prove it?
lisa: excuse me?
ike: to prove muh love 4 u...wha do i have 2 do?
lisa: nothin-i know u love me.
tay: *eye roll with a sigh*zzzzzzzzzzzz*eye roll with a sigh*
lisa: r we puttin u 2 sleep there?
tay: not just me...*pointin at the fanfic reader*ur puttin them 2 sleep 2.
lisa: pft-
ike: yeah, pft-
lisa: i'm not gonna fight and argue with ike throughout the fic, JUST 4 the sake of entertainin the readers-
*a tap on lisa's shoulder. lisa turns 2 see ella in nothing but a sheet*
lisa: oh, if it isn't miz-do-a-little-dance-make-alot-of-love-gettin-down-2night-
ella: ummm, hi...i just had pop in and remind u of our contract-
*ella hands lisa a dictionary sized contract*
ella: page 368...section 2...clause 4g
*lisa flips thru the contract*
lisa: tay must hide in closets whenever possible-
ella: nevermind, try...page 368...section 4...clause 5a
lisa: zac must ALWAYS miss ella whenever she is away...even if it is only 4 a potty break-
ike: i think she means the one penciled in*pointin 2 the freshly made pencil marks*lisa must fight and argue with ike throughout the fic, JUST 4 the sake of entertainin the readers.
lisa: *glarin at ella* is that so?
ella: *shruggin* that's wha it says-
lisa: *with her hand out* pen please-
*ike hands over a pen. lisa smiles.*
lisa: thank u-
ike: yup.
*lisa starts 2 scribble in the contract*
ella: pen is permanent, don't-
lisa: ella may only spend time with zac when he is...UBERLY busy-
ella: now, ur stealin muh word!
lisa: and if she tries 2 spend time with zac whilst he is not busy, she will turn into...a...
tay: one of those super cool popcorn forks i saw at the popcorn store in NYC!
lisa: wha he said-
ella: u can't do that-
*lisa handed the pen 2 ike and shut the contract*
lisa: i just did-
ella: that's NOT super cool, man-
lisa: all i'm askin is 4 a little time with my own darn boyfriend-
ella: but...we're in pennsylvania! with 2 weeks 2 spare! and-
*ella crossed her arms and gave up*
ella: ur too good...u didn't write such a thing...u would never write such a thing...and here i am gulible as ever-thinkin u could ACTUALLY put such a curse on me...how silly of me-i think i will go and REALLY make zac busy.
lisa: u do that-
ella: i WILL...and after i keep him BUSY...i will make him BUSIER!
*lisa nodded and waved as ella stormed off in her hotel bed sheet*
ike: did u really curse her?
lisa: of course-
ike: really?
lisa: not so much turnin her into a popcorn fork-

*ella runs down the hall and into the hotel room. she burts in and shuts the door, then she checks her hands. they haven't turned into fork prongs. she giggled.*
ella: curse me, i think NOT.
zac: is that muh ella belle?
*zac stops at the bathroom doorway and looks at ella*
ella: hey, u okay?
zac: yeah?
ella: good...lisa thinks she's sooo clever-
zac: ella?
ella: well, she has another thin comin-i am cleverER!
zac: ella?
ella: what?
zac: y r u in a bubble?
ella: a wha? i'm in a bubble?!?!
zac: *walkin over and runnin his hands over ella's new addition* is this some kind of joke?
ella: it BETTER be.

*ike, tay and lisa walk down the hall. ike lets go of lisa's hand, kisses her and retreats 2 their room. lisa turns to smile at tay.*
lisa: night-
tay: like ur goin 2 sleep-
lisa: *gigglin* i know-
*ella and zac's door flung open. ella "rolled" her way out to lisa. tay snickered.*
ella: shouldn't u b hidin in some closet?!
*tay ran 2 a nearby closet and he shut the door. lisa giggled.*
ella: u find this funny?
lisa: yes.
ella: well, i don't.
lisa: *tryin 2 hide the snickerin* i know...i can*giggle*tell.
ella: this is NOT cool...after all i have done 4 u...this is the thanx i get.
lisa: hey, don't u play me out 2 b the bad guy here-
ella: i have more rights over u...*pointin 2 title*see? muh name is FIRST!
lisa: so?
ella: so...that means i have more power.
lisa: ur name FIRST means squat...i have overall had FUNNIER entries.
ella: okay, u have a point there...u have had some funny entries-
lisa: exactly-
ella: but itz lonely in here...i have NOTHING 2 do.
lisa: fine-
*lisa pulls out the contract and adds a rubix cube to ella's bubble*
ella: oh, wow-
lisa: would u like nothin at all?
*a random OH MY GOD!!! is heard from down the hall, ella and lisa both turn 2 look as the fan rushes over.*
ella: done!
*lisa turns 2 see all six sides matched up already*
lisa: how'd u?
ella: *shruggin* i dunno man-but it was weir-*pointin at the fan*oh, look, fan alert...time 2 act sane-
*ella and lisa turn to smile at the fan*
ella and lisa: hi!
fan: u guys r ella and lisa!
ella and lisa: that's us.
fan: OH MY GOD I LOVE UR SUPER COOL FANFIC!!!
ella: who r u again?
fan: aBassBuTnoBand, but u can call me cassie-
*she stuck her hand out and lisa shook it. ella on the other hand, couldn't get past the bubble.*
lisa: sooo, ur the izzle girl?
cassie: yup, that'd be me...can i get ur autographs?
lisa: sure-
*cassie hands her copy of the fic to lisa. she flips to the end and sees that itz outdated.*
lisa: well, we'll sign this and we'll get u an updated version right away
ella: yeah, like as soon as lisa finishes her entry and lets me out of this darn bubble.
lisa: *smilin sweetly* isn't she cute?
cassie: y is she in there anyway?
ella: *cough*jealous*cough*
*lisa turned to look at ella she fake coughed a couple more times, b4 smilin at lisa.*
lisa: that's 4 us 2 know and u 2 find out...as soon as i finish up.
cassie: okay.
*lisa hands cassie her fic back*
ella: i didn't sign it-
lisa: i got it-
ella: how?
lisa: i copied ur signature and pasted it duh.
ella: that's illegal-
lisa: says u-
cassie: thanx, this is just as cool as hanson autographs, but then how would i know?
lisa: u mean u don't know?
cassie: nope.
lisa: well, let me fix that 4 u...ZACTAYIKECOMEHERE!!!
*all 3 guys poked their heads out of the doors they were behind*
lisa: this is cassie-she would just love 2 have ur autographs-
zac: cool-well...who's got somethin 2 sign?
*ike pulled out a pack of gum, tay-a wad of tissues, and zac-an unknown object that looked like a wrapper of some sort, which he quickly returns to his pocket as ella giggles uncontrollably.*
lisa: well, geez guys-none of u have anything with ur name on it?
*the three guys exchanged glances and shrugged.*
cassie: well, i got...muh underneath cd-
*cassie handed her cd 2 zac, then he scribbled his name on it and passed it 2 tay.*
tay: who's is this?!
zac: itz cassie's-
tay: woah, u sing, and ur hot! who r the other 2 ppl with u?
ike: *smackin tay upside his head* that's OUR cd silly bum -
tay: ow!
*cassie laughed*
cassie: u guys crack me up! i wish i could stay longer, but i gotta go-
lisa: nice 2 meet u.
cassie: nice 2 meet all of u 2-
lisa: keep in touch?
cassie: u bet-
*cassie left. every1 looked at each other, b4 retreatin to the doors they came from. ella glared at lisa.*
ella: let me out-
lisa: uhhh...nah?
ella: u suck-
lisa: yeah-
ella: come on-let me out-i promise i won't put u in a wretched bubble-
lisa: of course u won't...that's copyright.
ella: shut it u.
lisa: should u really be usin threat tactics on me? after all...ur in the bubble-not me.
ella: *whinin* come ooooooooooon!
lisa: i can't-not now.
ella: when?
lisa: i dunno...give me a minute...or a week-
ella: oh, no u don't...we only have 2 weeks here.
lisa: exactly-2 weeks split between the 2 of us...equals a week a piece.
ella: pft.
lisa: wha?
ella: nuffin-
lisa: fine-30-70
ella: nooo! i pft-ed cuz u don't need a WHOLE week...u can spend 30 seconds with him and he'll mess it all up.
lisa: u don't want me 2 b happy, do u?
ella: i never said that-
lisa: then y r u always writin about us arguin?
ella: i can't help it-itz in the contract-
lisa: well, u look pretty ridiculous in a bubble...*light bulb*hey! i wonder just HOW ridiculous we can get!
ella: u wouldn't dare-
lisa: *clutchin the contract* or would i?
ella: come on now-
lisa: i gotta go...u know...have some fun-l8ter, gator!
*lisa ran into the room and shut the door. ella fumed. she had no way around lisa's new found power. she just hoped lisa wouldn't get too crazy with it. she turned to walk into her and zac's room, and got stuck in the doorway.*

*ella hung up her cell phone and looked at the guys and lisa, who were all seated in the airport starbucks*
Ella: Okay, so I got 4 rooms at the hilton.
Tay: Why four?
Ella: Something is bound to happen so that one of us doesnt want to sleep in the same room as the other so I got one for insurance.
Zac: *snuggles up to ella* Well, it wont be us!
Lisa; Yeah you're right, it'll probably be us.
Ike: heyyyy!
Lisa: well.. you know it's true!
Ike: *looks down in guilt* yeah... you're right.
Tay: Well... I need *twitch* more coffee. *twitch*
*ella yanks the triple latte out of taylors hand*
Ella: No more!
Zac: I want to go to the hotel now.
Ella: I thought we could take in some of the sights.
Tay: Yeah, the biggest ball of yarn is around here somewhere!
Ike: Lets go to Disneyland!
Lisa: *smacks ike* Let's not and say we did.
Zac: hotel. now. *grabs ella's hand and pulls her out of the airport*
Ella: Miss me?
Zac: Oh my god! I missed you SO MUCH!
[Ella: *giggles*]
Ella: Slow down, I can't keep up!
Zac: No. Let's go, let's go!
Ella: but the other's are still back there.
Zac: They can walk!
Ella: It's 30 miles!
Zac: They can WALK!
Ella: *shrug* Okay!
*zac and ella get into the van zac rented and drive out of the airport*
*the tires squeal as they pull out onto the road*

*taylor looks at lisa*
*ike looks at taylor*
*lisa looks at ike*
*ike and lisa burst into a fit of laughter*
*taylor stares at them blankly*
Tay: What's so funny?
Lisa: *still laughing* Them!
Tay: Where did they GO?
*ike bursts out into another fit of laughter*
Ike: Hell.. they're going to go to hell.
Lisa: Aren't we all?!
Ike: YEAH! Hahahaha!
Tay: I wanna go with them! You guys are freaking me OUT!
*lisa cracks up again*
Tay: WHHHAAAATTTT?!
Lisa: *leans in and whispers in taylors ear*
*all of the colour drains out of taylor's face*
Tay: So, the giant ball of yarn it is!
*the three of them get up and leave, lisa hails a cab*
lisa: sooo...this is it?
ike: nice-
*tay continued to scan the area*
lisa: r u okay?
ike: fine-
lisa: not u.
ike: oh...then, no.
*lisa walked over 2 tay and she hit him. he jumped and turned.*
tay: don't do that!
lisa: what're u doin?
tay: itz a giant ball of yarn-
lisa: duh...that's what the sign says-
*lisa points towards the sign that says [WORLD'S BIGGEST BALL OF YARN]*
lisa: anymore observations, captain obvious?
tay: so, where's the world's biggest cat, then?
lisa: what?
tay: the ball of yarn? it has 2 have some kinda purpose...itz not gonna just be here 4 the heck of it.
lisa: i hate 2 burst ur bubble, but not EVERYTHING has a purpose-
tay: name one thing.
lisa: okay...
ike: *2 tay* itz like ur thought process...y do u even have 1?
lisa: *2 ike* oh, ur 1 2 talk about thinkin-
ike: more than he does
lisa: well, he may not use his brain much, but he sure does care alot.
ike: ooh, yeah-that'll get u far in life-
lisa: no, but it would sure get him far into bed-
tay: *tappin on lisa's shoulder* ummm...rn't i married?
lisa: yes-but that's not my point...u see if ur brother here weren't such a heartless goon, he'd b spendin more nights with me.
tay: ohhh, gotcha.
lisa: well, tay...whadya say we go somewhere else?
tay: *lookin at the brochures* oooh, let's go to the hershey museum!

*meanwhile back at the hotel...*

*a knock was heard at the hotel room door*
*ella jumped up and ran to the door*
Bell Boy: Roomservice!
Ella: hello!
Bell Boy: I've got one bottle of chocolate syrup, one can of whipped cream and a bottle of viagra.
Ella: *blushes* I think you're confused... we ordered the first two... but... the last one... isn't ours.
*zac pops his head out and grabs the bottle*
Zac: thanks!
*ella stands there in awe, she hands the bell boy his tip, giggles and runs back into the room*

*ike, lisa and taylor head back to the hotel*
Ike: I still say that we should have gone to disneyworld!
Lisa: *smacks the back of ike's head* Moron.
*ike rubs his head*
Tay: Can we go up to zac and ella's room and get them?! Ella is always fun!
Lisa: As fun as me?
Tay: NO!
Lisa: And besides, remember... they're BUSY!
*taylors face once again loses all color*
Tay: *monotonely* I forgot.
Ike: We could go out for dinner!
Tay: Yeah! What do you feel like eating?
Lisa: I want.. mexican!
Ike: I want Sushi!
Tay: I want.... popcorn!
Lisa: So that mexican sushi with popcorn place it is!

*ella, tay, lisa, and ike r seated in the middle section of the plane. ike was shakin like a leaf. lisa put her hand over his and he jumped.*
ike: eek!
*lisa took her hand away and she looked at him.*
lisa: u okay?
ike: a dead body...i was in the trunk with a dead body...
lisa: i'm sorry-
ike: i hate him.
lisa: i know...itz okay-i still love you-
*ike rested his head on lisa's shoulder.*
stewardess: nuts?
tay: for gawd sake's yes i have nuts! for the 746865340272 time-i am NOT a GIRL!
*the stewardess darts off down the aisle with her cart.*
ella: ermmm-tay?
tay: what?!
ella: pea-nuts?
tay: where's snoopy?
ella: no, snoopy-
tay: wha?
*lisa hands a bag of peanuts to tay.*
lisa: keep ur mouth busy-
*tay tried to rip open the bag of peanuts. ella and lisa watched him. he grunted and groaned. the little 5 year old girl in the seat ahead of him reached out for the bag. he pft-ed her as he handed the bag to the girl. she ripped it open and started to eat them.*
tay: hey! those r mine!
ella: tay, hush-
tay: i want muh nuts!
*lisa snorted a laugh. ella tried to keep a straight face as she rushed to get another bag.*
ike: tay, shut-it.
tay: make-me.
ike: u'd like that 2 much-
tay: sure would-
ike: u know-if u looked moron up in the dictionary, ur pic would be there.
tay: pft, whatever...there ain't pictures in the dictionary! itz just a buncha words that have no meanin-
lisa: bahahahahahaha!!!
*lisa burst out laughin. she couldn't help it anymore. tay gave her a funny look.*
lisa: ohmuhgawdohmuhgawd...i have to use the bathroom-excuse me.
*lisa almost fell over from hysterical laughter. she ran down the aisle. ike looked at tay.*
ike: y must u make it sooo easy?
tay: don't u be callin me EASY! who has girls on the tour bus EVERYNIGHT?!
ike: *rollin his eyes* i mean to make a point of ur uber brilliance...ur such an idiot, that we don't have to search for evidence.
tay: and wha about that transy? u liked that one!
ike: *gettin up* we're done here-
tay: *in a pee wee herman voice* i know what u r but what am i?!
*ella returned to the seats with the nuts. she tossed them to tay.*
ella: where'd they go?
tay: i dunno...*holdin up the bag of nuts*what're these 4?
ella: *ignorin his question* mile high club?
tay: nah...i hate runnin. i don't even like runnin backstage, let alone a mile-
ella: okay...sure, thing tay...would u like fries with that?
tay: wha? i know we rn't always on the same level here ell-but please bare with me.
*ike took a deep breath as he grabbed the door handle. he had never done it in an airplane bathroom b4. he wondered if it was the same as a tour bus bathroom. he heard the toilet flush and he yanked the door open. he came face to face with a big bare hairy butt...which was obviously not lisa's. ike immediately slammed the door, then he spotted lisa up by the **** pit. she smiled and waved, then she rushed over to him.*
ike: y rn't u in there?
lisa: ummm...i dunno.
*lisa shrugged, then her face lit up, as she pulled on her shirt to show him her new pin.*
lisa: look! i earned muh wings tonight! hah!
ike: that's not even MY song-
lisa: i know itz not.
ike: then y'd u say that?
lisa: cuz...they're pilot wings?
ike: well, i want u...more than anything...*directing towards the bathroom*
lisa: ummm...u just-track 7-tta
ike: i wha now?
*lisa giggles as she heads back to the seats.*
ella: well, well-someone's certainly beaming-
lisa: *showing her the pin* i earned muh wings tonight!
ella: awww, i want muh boyfriends song!
lisa: r u track 10-tta?
ella: u better track 13-u it!
*ella and lisa giggle, then she runs to the cockpit. ike returns and sits down next to lisa.*
ike: it needs to air out now.
lisa: u have got to b the horniest gu-no...pers-no...living being i have ever met.
ike: *in an austin powers voice* don't i make u horny baby?
*lisa laughed.*
ike: *whinin* don't laughhh
lisa: y not?
ike: cuz i'm bein serious.
*ella returned.*
lisa: well?
ella: *singing* little angel u've got to learn to fly-
lisa: *chimin in* get up and earn ur wings tonight.
tay: *to ike* y does that sound sooo familiar?
ike: did i not say we're done here?
tay: fine, be that way.
ike: i will.
tay: good.
ike: okay, then.
*tay and ike looked away from each other and they sat straight in their seats. lisa and ella had already sat down.*
lisa: sooo...
ella: i dunno now man.
lisa: hmmm...
ella: that was quite a rush-
lisa: yup.

*zac sat in the seat watching the little red light blink. he tapped his foot as it blinked. it was driving him nuts. he looked around and sighed. he thought seriously about killin a few people once they return...since he was already quite the murderous one. first he was gonna hug and kiss ella. he didn't even know if lisa was returning, but he'd hug her anyway. the other 2 on the other hand...ella, lisa, ike, and tay walked to the middle of the crowd. ella spotted zac instantaneously.*
ella: zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac!
*ella ran and jumped on zac. his wrist started to beep.*
ella: what's that?
*zac pulled his sleeve up and showed her.*
ella: awww....u got tagged.
zac: i can't leave the 50 mile radius-and it beeps if i jostle it too much.
ella: awww, u know what that means-
zac: we can work something out-
ella: hah...well, don't let ike see ur bracelet-he's heavy into law breakers at the moment.
zac: oh, no-what happened now?
ella: oh, a near suit, nothing big.
zac: ohhhkay?
ella: sooo...what shall we do seein that we're stuck in pa?
zac: we'll figure somethin out...

[Ella reaches into the fan fic and quickly changes the channel back to cartoon network]
[Ella: Sorry about that. I sat on the remote!]
[The credits roll for scooby doo]

*the mystery machine is parked on the side of the road outside of the haunted mansion as Ella, Tay, Ike, Lisa and Kayla pile out of the house*
Tay: *sigh* I miss Scooby.
Ella: Look! It's the van!
Ike: Good! Now we can get to milwaukee before ten thirty!
*ella looks at her watch*
Ella: I think we may just have enough time.
*the group piles into the van, taylor drives, kayla is in the passenger seat, ella sits facing the back, and ike and lisa have rolled out onto the floor of the van*
Ella: okay, that's enough!
Ike: Ella, haven't you ever heard of a "Shaggin' Wagon"?
*ella thinks back to her last time in a van*
*she giggles*
Lisa: I don't want to know!
Ella: Fine, whatever! Do what you want! I'm gonna see if I can get a new cell phone when we stop at the truck stop up there!
Tay: Why would you need a new cell phone?
Ella: YOU lost mine.
*pulls her cell phone out of his pocket*
Tay: NO I didn't.
*ella grabs her cell phone from taylors hand and caresses it*
Ella: I'm not even going to BOTHER yelling at you!
*ella dials zac's number*
*zac picks up his phone*
Ella: Zac?
Zac: Where are you?
Ella: In the mystery machine. I almost got eaten by a T-Rex.
Zac: I think you've been spending too much time with taylor again.
Ella: I'll tell you about it later. Anyways, are you in Milwaukee?
Zac: No, are you?
Ella: Almost, are you on your way?
Zac: No, I'm going the opposite way!
Ella: WHY?
Zac: Because you guys were in Jail in pennsilvania..and when i got to the jail, they asked me if I knew you guys, and I said yes, and then they ARRESTED me!
Ella: WHAT?! FOR KNOWING US?!
Zac: if only it were that simple.
Ella: What happened?
Zac: Apparently there was a DEAD BODY in the trunk of that car.
Ella: A DEAD BODY IN THE TRUNK OF THE RENTAL CAR?!

*ike pops his head up*
Ike: WHAT?!

*ella shushes ike*
Zac:Yeah, they took me into custody because apparently tay rented the car under MY name.
Ella: I see. Well... obviously you're not in jail now, what happened?
Zac: They cleared my of all charges.
Ella: How?
Zac: Well... they couldn't PROVE that it was me. And when they ran tests on the body, it showed that it had been dead for over a month. And tay only rented the car a few days ago.
Ella: IT WAS DEAD FOR OVER A MONTH?!

*ike pops his head up again*
Ike: WHAT?!

*ella puts her finger up to her mouth to tell ike to be quiet*
Zac: So now... I'm not aloud to leave pennsilvania for two weeks.
Ella; TWO WEEKS?! How are you going to do the shows?
Zac: We're going to have to post pone them.
Ella: Oh my gosh. This is crazy. Okay, I'm going to the nearest airport, I'll be there in a couple hours!
Zac: Okay... And ella?
Ella: yeah baby?
Zac: Don't ever drop the soap.
Ella: What?
Zac: *shudders* NEVER drop the soap.
*zac whimpers*
Ella: Okay. I won't?
*click*

Ella: taylor, turn around, we have to go to the airport!
Tay: Yes, sir!
Kayla: So explain to me what happened?
*ella begins explaining the whole scenario*

Ike: Wait... a dead body? In the trunk? *glares at taylor*
Tay: I didn't KNOW!
Ike: I slept next to a dead body!
Lisa: *pulls away from ike* A month old dead body.
*ike throws up all over kayla and lisa*

*the mystery machine pulls into the airport parking lot*
Ella: Okay, I've only got enough money for four plane tickets... who's coming with me?
Tay: Dibs!
Ike: Dibs!
*lisa and kayla looked at each other*
Kayla: I won't go.. I mean.. I'll meet you guys at the next show... whenever that is.
Ella: alright! You get front row, i promise!
Tay: YOU CAN'T PROMISE THAT!
Ella: But YOU can.
*tay shrugs*
*kayla drove the van home, the rest of the group boarded a plane for Pennsilvania*

*ella, taylor, kayla, lisa, and ike all sat side by side by side aqushed next to each other in the back of the van. scooby sat there drooling on ella's shoe. while fred eyed taylor in the rear view mirror. daphne kept an eye on fred. shaggy and lisa kept lookin at each other. velma smiled at kayla.*
velma: so, where u guys headed?
*kayla shrugged as she turned to ella*
ella: milwaukee...we have a show to do in the morning-
daphne: so, what're u guys? like josie and the pussycats?
ella: uhhh, no...the guys r the only ones in the band.
*daphne and velma looked at ike. they didn't understand y ella had said guyS...they were only seein one guy.*
daphne: anyways...itz nice to meet u all.
kayla: same here.
shaggy: like i'm hungry guys!
scooby: ree roo!
tay: *screaming* ahhh, he talks!
scooby: ritz rurprisin ru ralk ralso...roorknob!
tay: i don't like u.
scooby: ri ron't rike ru reither!
tay: does he have an off switch?
scooby: row rould ru rike rit rif ri reed ron rur rhoes?
*the van erupted in laughter. tay glared at scooby as he crossed his arms.*
velma: guys-cool it.
scooby: re rarted rit!
tay: *lunging at scooby* who u callin a retard?!
*ella and kayla dragged tay back down between them. velma grabbed and held scooby's collar.*
fred: this looks like itz it guys!
*everyone looked up at the haunted house that belonged to the driveway they just pulled into.*
ike: looks like what's it? i ain't goin in there-
tay: oh, hush up u baby.
ike: make me!
tay: love to!
fred: let's not hurt each other now-
*fred stopped the van then everyone started to pile out. an old guy with grayin hair and overalls comes over. ella pulls lisa and kayla aside.*
ella: dudes, is this not sooo cool?! we get to hang out with scooby doo!
kayla: easy on the cheese ell-
lisa: i agree...although shaggy is pretty cool.
ella: i know, right? and is it just me or is fred totally hittin on tay?
lisa: itz not just u
*the girls glanced at everyone else. tay was glaring at scooby, while fred was eyein tay. daphne watched fred. ike walked over to lisa.*
ike: they expect us to go in there-
lisa: it'll be okay.
ike: i don't do haunted houses-
lisa: of course u don't.
ike: ur goin in?
lisa: sure, y not?
ike: itz crazy to.
ella: oh, don't be such a baby-
ike: did i ask u?
ella: nope.
*daphne fred and velma headed up to the house. scooby shaggy and the girls followed. ike stayed by the van.*
lisa: come on-
*ike shook his head.*
ike: i'm fine right here.
lisa: have it ur way-
*lisa rushed to catch up with everyone. they were all inside the front entryway. tay wandered down the hall. fred followed him and daphne followed fred. lisa glanced at ella.*
ella: i'm followin tay-
lisa: okay, i'll go with scoob and shaggy, then.
kayla: yeah, i'm not followin tay.
ella: fine.
*ella ran after the already split group. kayla and lisa looked at each other before headin in the opposite direction.*

*ella watched as fred checked out tay. they continued to climb the stairs. it seemed like it went on 4ever.*
daphne: sooo...
ella: yeah?
daphne: what's the deal with all of u?
ella: itz a looong story.
*ella watched fred gently rub up against tay. she almost burst into hysterics.*

kayla: y r we even botherin wanderin around?
lisa: whadya mean?
kayla: well...obviously the one behind all this is that creepy old guy out front.
lisa: oh, yeah-dur me.
kayla: know what i'm sayin?
lisa: yup.
*shaggy stopped walkin and lisa bumped into him. kayla bumped into scooby. they both stepped back.*
kayla: now what?
shaggy: like i think the kitchen was back that way...right scoob?
scooby: right, raggy!
kayla: we're goin to go eat?
lisa: i guess so.
kayla: good, cuz i'm hungry-
lisa: u think they have edible food in this place?
kayla: there's only one way to find out.

daphne: ur kiddin me-
ella: *grinnin so much she almost burst out laughin* yes!
daphne: oh, geez.
ella: should we let him know?
daphne: please...if u knew full well ur boyfriend was hittin on a guy-would u tell him?
ella: uhhh...no...unless it was gettin too far.
daphne: well, this'll be our little secret.
ella: alright, i love secrets.

*kayla and lisa sat there in awe as scooby and shaggy shoveled food in their faces. shaggy practically unhinged his jaw, so he could stuff the 3ft tall sandwich in there whole. scooby opened a jar of hot peppers and he drank them, then smoke came out of his ears.*
kayla: no wayyy-
lisa: still hungry?
kayla: heck yeah!
*kayla ran over and she immediately started shoveling food in her face. lisa slowly stepped out of the room. she headed down the hall and around the corner. a shadowy figure passed by behind her, so she spun around. seein no one she continued on down the hall.*

*ike stayed against the wall as he wandered down the hall. he snuck around the corner, and saw a ghost.*
ike: ahhhhhhhh!
*ike turned and ran down the hall full speed. he ran around the corner and ran into a room. he hid behind some boxes as he asked himself y he decided to come in. he heard the floor creak, and a shadow flooded the floor. he searched around his immediate area and grabbed a empty poster tube. he grasped it and swung, and smacked the figure right between the eyes. there was a yell, then ike realized it was lisa. he quickly dropped the tube and tended to her.*
ike: oh my god-i'm sooo sorry!
lisa: *holding her face* what the heck were u thinkin?!
ike: i freaked out-i'm sooo sorry!
*lisa stood there holding her face. her eye teared up. ike wanted to hug her, but he also didn't want the crap beatin out of him either.*
ike: r u okay?
lisa: i think so.
ike: i'm really sorry.
lisa: y'd u finally come in anyway?
*ike wasn't gonna say he wanted to keep his eye on shaggy...he had already screwed up like 47834104101 times as the sucky jealous boyfriend.*
ike: i just wanted to be with u.
lisa: awww-
*lisa wrapped her arms around ike and she gave him a squeeze.*

*taylor wandered down the hallway and he stopped at a door marked DEAD END.*
tay: eek! so this is what finally happens to split ends?!

*kayla and shaggy walk down the hallway lookin like pot bellied pigs, cuz they each had a feast fit for 20. ella double takes.*
ella: what the-
kayla: oh geez ell-u wouldn't believe what we just ate!
ella: a cow?!
shaggy: 3 of them!
ella: how dare u!
kayla: moo!
ella: where's lisa?
kayla: oh, she wandered off when we started eatin
ella: ok...any idea where she is now?
kayla: nope.

*lisa walked down the hall hand in hand with ike.*
lisa: see, this place isn't sooo bad-
ike: nope...itz actually nice...we don't have ella and zac to compete with...nor do we have to babysit tay-
lisa: u think what i'm thinkin?
ike: i dunno what're u thinkin?
lisa: i'm thinkin i miss tay.
ike: what?!
lisa: i'm kidding-
ike: good.
lisa: u shouldn't be soo sorried about me...i love u.
*ike stood there and looked at lisa in shock. he had never heard her say that b4. it felt amazing. he started to beam. he had heard those words sooo many times b4 that they started to wear thin and lose meaning, but coming from lisa...they had a whole new life. he had goosebumps on his arms.*

*tay jumped out to the hallway.*
tay: i'm out!
*scooby stopped at the end of the hallway and he snorted at tay. tay turned to face scooby like one of those old western movies. a tumbleweed rolled by.*
tay: i've had enough of u.
scooby: rike ri raven't rad renough rof rur rmmmbop?! ru rade rat rum rong rand rang rit rooo rany rimes, ri rad rightrares ror rears!
tay: i have no clue what you're sayin...and i wish you'd zip it, cuz it is annoyin the heck out of me.
scooby: row ru row row ri reel
tay: shut it!
scooby: ru rut rit!
tay: AHHHHHHHHH!
*tay runs towards scooby and he bends over backwards a la matrix. tay takes a slow motion flyin leap over him and lands on the floor behind scooby. scooby turns and glares at tay.*
scooby: rice ry rhicken...rat reast ri row ru ran ry!
tay: i said zip it!!!
scooby: rooby rooby roo!
*tay fumed. then his head did a 360 a la the exorcist.*
scooby: ruh roh!
*scooby turned and started to run, but he didn't actually move-he just ran in place for 30 seconds b4 finally jettin down the hall. tay ran after him, then lunged at him. he tackled scooby to the floor and hogtied him with his scarf. he wrapped it around all four of scooby's paws and his muzzle.*
tay: now maybe next time u'll listen-
*tay walked away from scooby as he whimpered. tay got around the corner, then he ran back to scooby and he quickly untied him.*
tay: awww, i'm sooo sorry-how could i be so rude!
*he finished untying scooby, then he walked down the hallway pettin his scarf.*

*lisa and ike walked down the hall. he held her much closer than he had ever b4. ella turned the corner and she waved.*
lisa: hey-
ella: where ya be?
lisa: oh, around.
ella: uh...huh...well, i'm bored now.
lisa: okay...so shall we go.
ella: yes.
lisa: where's tay?
ella: i dunno.
lisa: kayla?
ella: what am i? their mother?
lisa: relax-we'll find them.
fred: watch out!
monster: RARRRRR!
*ella, lisa, and ike looked to see an 8 ft tall monster standing there. they ran to the closest door and shut it. the monster went in after them and a door two door sdown the hall opened. lisa poked her head out. the door across the hall opened and the monster rushed across the hall. lisa quickly shut the door. ella popped out down the haal and ran diagonally down the hall. she flung the door open and screamed, then realized it was just ike. ike shut the door so she ran across the hall and opened that door. shaggy ran out of the room followed by kayla and velma.*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses...
monster: RARRRRR!
*everyone split and ran. lisa bolted down the nearest flight of stairs, while ella and shaggy ran down various hallways. taylor came out of nowhere and bumped into lisa.*
lisa: tay!
tay: lisa!
lisa: where have u been?
tay: all over!
lisa: me too!
tay: is there a way out!
lisa: i hope so!
tay: y r we yelling!
lisa: i dunno! u think maybe we should whisper?!
tay: yeah, then the monster can't find us!
monster: RARRRRR!
*tay and lisa look up at the monster hoverin above them, they both run for the kitchen. tay tosses lisa the phone and the pull the cord tightly across the bottom of the doorway. suddenly every1 comes flyin in to the kitchen. shaggy...ella...kayla...ike...fred...daphne...scooby...and velma. lisa and tay turn to look out for the monster that was right there a second ago. no sign of him. lisa and tay looked at the pile of people then at each other.*
lisa: wasn't it just-
tay: yup.
lisa: and now itz-
tay: nope.
lisa: well, then-
tay: go look.
lisa: i'm not goin-u go.
tay: i'm not goin-u go.
lisa: i said it first...i'm not goin-u go.
tay: rock, scissors, paper!
lisa: okay-
lisa and tay: 1, 2, 3 shoot!
*lisa shoots rock...tay scissors.*
lisa: u lose!
tay: what?! nothing beats scissors-
lisa: rock does-
tay: what do scissors beat?
lisa: paper-
tay: u be paper then-
lisa: i'm already rock...rock beats paper-u lost.
tay: again-
lisa: y?
tay: so, i can be paper and beat ur rock-
kayla:: is someone gonna check or not?
lisa: *rolling here eyes* fine, one last time.
tay and lisa: 1, 2, 3 shoot!
*tay does paper and lisa pulls out scissors.*
tay: ha! paper!
*lisa "cut" his paper*
lisa: u lose!
tay: what? i sooo had paper!
lisa: and i sooo had the scissors...u lose!
tay: i forgot about the scissors!
lisa: well, that's too drn bad, now ain't it?
kayla: i'll go check myself!
*kayla walked between lisa and tay, then she found the monster standin in the entry way, with itz head caught on the chandelier. kayla walked around the moster as everyone started to poke their head around the corner.*
kayla: u know solvin mystery after mystery...u would think u all would catch onto what ur doin at some point or another...and take notice in what goes on-
fred: don't blame me-i'm here to look good-
tay: *puttin his hand up for a high five* alright...ur my kind of guy!
fred: *glancing at daphne's smirk then shudderin* nah-
kayla: anyways...as i was sayin...u have had how many mysteries and it seems like with every1 of them-the first person u see when on location...has something to do with it...and what about the "eye sore" zipper? how could none of u not catch it?! itz right there-
velma: i have eye problems...please take note of my glasses-
kayla: yeah-so could we all take this moment and reflect on whoever the very first person was we saw when we showed up here...*pullin a chair up to the monster's side* do u have them in mind?
*kayla took the mask off and revealed...*
daphne, fred, tay, lisa, ike, ella, scooby, shaggy, and velma: william hanna and joseph barbera!!!
william: which of u 2 r ella?
ella: that would be me-
*ella excitedly looked at lisa-expectin an award. lisa rolled her eyes. she spent hours on this entry and she gets nothin. she sighed, as ella pranced back over.*
ella: ooh, look! ur name is on it too!
lisa: *gettin interested and pokin her head over* really?
ella: yeah! *excitedly holdin the envelope* i can't open it-u open it!
lisa: *suddenly gettin excited* me?!
ella: yeah...u wrote this uberly awesome entry anyway-
lisa: okay!
*lisa snatched the envelope and ripped it open, then she sat there and looked at it. it wasn't a plaque as they had hoped.*
ella: well?
*lisa solemnly handed it to ella, so she took it.*
ella: a lawsuit?!
joseph: a POTENTIAL...see if u do this again WITHOUT our permission-then we sue the pants off u.
ella: *shreiking* like i just said...LISA WROTE THIS UBERLY AWESOME ENTRY!!!
william: we know, we know...all we ask is that u have permission granted b4 using characters outside ur own creations.
joseph: yes, cuz THEY r COPYRIGHTED.
lisa: okay, will do-
joseph: *to lisa* i read every entry of this story and i really enjoy it...we r honored to have been writtten in it.
lisa: thanx.
william: well, we must be on our way-thanx again.
*william hanna and joseph barbera waved as they unzipped the costume and climbed out. ella and lisa exchanged glances.*
lisa: well-
ella: u WROTE it!
lisa: i was followin YOUR LEAD!
ella: so, if i jumped off a bridge u would too?!
lisa: of course-
ella: awww...really???
lisa: who're u kidding? i would be sad, but then i'd put my headphone on and listen to mmmbop and i wouldn't be sad so much.
ella: pft!
*tay and ike walk over to ella and lisa. ike pulls lisa close and kisses her.*
lisa: woah, what's with u lately?
ike: i like this side of u-
lisa: what side is that?
ike: the law breakin side-
lisa: oh...well, i'm likin ur side too-
ella: ugh, let's get a moo-ve on.
lisa: pft! just cuz ur boyfriend isn't here for u to make out with-
tay: where'd everybody go?
*the four of them looked around. they were in the middle of a vast area of land. a tyrannasaurus rex chased down a small heard of smaller sized dinosaurs. they huddled closer as they slowly walked towards the trees. ella glanced over to see the discover channel logo in the lower right hand corner.*
ella: i don't think we're on cartoon network anymore, toto.

Ella: Okay. We're just gonna have to figure out our own way to get there, since my moronic boyfriend isn't with his cell phone.
Tay: well... where is YOUR cell phone? Maybe he's calling YOU!
Ella: YOU lost it.
Tay: No I didn't.
Ella: YES YOU DID!
Tay: Prove it!
Ella: That last time I had it, I lent it to you. Well... No i didn't lend it, you just TOOK it.
Tay: See what you get?
Ella: For what?
Tay: EXACTLY!
*taylor smiles and crosses his arms*
*kayla bursts out into a fit of laughter*
Ella: Stop laughing.
Tay: I can't help it if she thinks I'm hot.
Ella: Taylor, honey, you're confused again. Sit, boy.
*taylor plops down on the sidewalk*
Ella: *pacing* Okay. Now let's think... how can we get to Milwaukee by tomorrow morning at Ten Thirty?
Tay: We Could -
Ella: NO!
Tay: Or maybe I could-
Ike: NO!
Tay: If Ell-
Lisa: NO!
*kayla continues giggling*
Lisa: May I ask what's so friggin funny?
Kayla: *giggle*It's just... being IN the fic... is just like... SO MUCH BETTER than reading it! *giggles* It's SO FUNNY!
*everyone stares at kayla blankly*
Ella: moving on!
Ike: Well what if we hired a circus elephant, rode it to aurora and then took a taxi cab from there?
Tay: HEY! THAT WAS MY IDEA!
*ella and lisa stare at each other*
Lisa: I think we might have to come up with this one on our own.
Ella: yeah, tweedle dee and tweedle dumb aren't being much help!
Tay: *to ike* haaha! She called you a DEE!
Ike: She called YOU a tweedle!
*taylor pokes Ike*
*ike pinches taylor*
Lisa: BOYS!
*taylor grabs ike's faux hawk*
*Ike rams his fingers up taylors nose*
Ella: BOYS!
*taylor flips ike onto his back*
*ike pushes taylor into a roll with his feet*
Kayla: BOYS!
*taylor karate chops ike's shoulder, flips over top of him and kicks him in the butt from behind*
*ike goes into a crouching tiger, he does a cartwheel into a flip, then rounds off into a kick and steps on taylor's foot... hard*
Ella, Lisa and Kayla *in unison*: BOYS!
*tay and ike stop and look at the girls*
Tay: What?
Ike: HE started it!

*zac finally heads inside, after one too many fans hit on him, he sees that he has 25 messages on his voicemail*
*message after message is Ella; "I'm in Jail", "okay we're out of jail now, your brother is a moron"; "both of your brothers are morons, call me back" ;"no wait, don't... i don't have my phone";"Zaaac, whereeeee arreee youuuu?"; "Did you know that MMMBop has 42 moans in it?"; etc. etc.*
Zac: I have to go find them. Crap.

*zac rents another van and drives to pennsilvania*

*Ella and Lisa finally figured out that hitchiking would be the best way... hopefully a van full of nice hippies would come along*

*4am the next morning*
*Ella, Lisa, Ike, Taylor and Kayla are walking backwards up the interstate, thumbs out*
Tay: I'm coolddd.. LOOK AT MY HAIR! I am GETTING SPLIT ENDS!
Ella: Shut it, Princess.
Tay: Ikkkeeee... Ella called me princess.
Ike: Lisa, I'm going to FALL OVER!
Kayla: THIS IS SO FUN! OHMYGOSH!
Lisa: *growls*

*an odd looking hippie van painted lime green pulls over just ahead of the group*
*a girl dressed in purple with bright orange hair pokes her head out, then a preppy looking blonde guy, then a short stumpy chick with glasses and brown hair...*
Orange Haired-Girl: Need a ride?
Blonde Dude: Where ya headed?

*ella runs over to the van*
Ella: Hi. I'm Christella. We definitely DO need a ride!
*tay runs up behind her*
Tay: Are you going to burgle us if we get in?
Blonde Guy: Just you, thumbelina.
Tay: Eeek! *hides behind ella*
Blonde Guy: I'm just kidding! I'm Fred!
Orange Haired Girl: I'm Daphne!
Short Girl: Velma over here!
*a scraggly looking fellow and a dog stick their heads out*
Dude: Shagggyyyyy.
Dog: Rooby Roo!

*ella whispers to lisa*
Ella: This seems oddly familiar.
Lisa: Yeah... I just can't put my finger on it.
*they both shrug*
Ella: Come on guys, come here!
*ike and kayla inch their way over*
Ella: Like I said, I'm Ella... *points to Lisa* Lisa, *points to Ike*, Isaac, *points to Kayla* Kayla, *points to Tay* Doorknob!
Daphne: Well... you guys are welcome to come with us, if you don't mind a tight squeeze and a few mysterious adventures every now and then!
Ike: This sounds bad to me, ScooB!
Tay: Rut Roh!
*the group gets into the lime green hippie van and they drive off into the dawn*

*lisa sat in the backseat curled up next to ike as ella drove. tay sat in the passenger's seat watching the things they passed. he mooed at the horses they passed.*
ella: what're u doin?
tay: i'm comoonicating!
ella: *rolling her eyes* those rn't cows.
tay: ummm...i know.
ella: suuure-
*ella turned the radio on and she flipped around for a station.*
dj: and we'll have hanson here in a few days-sign up on the radio's website for a chance to win tickets to the concert!
tay: ahhh! who said that?!
ella: the dj-
tay: wha dj?
ella: in the radio...where else would he be?
tay: he was talkin bout hanson-
ella: really now?
tay: i wanna meet them!
*tay opens the glove compartment and he pulls out a ziploc bag. ella glances at him.*
ella: what're u doing with that?!
tay: with what?
ella: *pointing to the bag* that!
tay: itz not mine-
ella: get rid of it!
tay: y?
*ella snatched the bag, then she threw it out the window. tay shrugged his shoulders, then he pulled a gun out.*
ella: what the?!
*red and blue lights flashed behind them. ella looked in the rear view mirror as she pulled over.*
ella: this is not happening.
tay: *lookin down the barrel of the gun* wha's not happening?
*ella snatched the gun away and she tossed it to the backseat floor. lisa and ike were sitting quietly with wide eyes. an officers approached the car. ella rolled her window down and smiled.*
officer: liscence and registration please-
ella: itz a rental-
officer: liscence-
ella: i kinda don't have it on me.
officer: can u kinda step out of the car then-
*ella opened the door and she stepped out. tay turned to lisa and ike. a second officer came over and handed the first the ziploc bag ella had thrown out. she cringed.*
ella: that's not mine-
officer: then who's is it?
ella: i dunno-
officer 1: *to officer 2* get the others out of the car-
*the second officer walked over to the car and opened the backseat door. lisa hesitated b4 climbing out. tay climbed over the driver's seat, then he stood up. the 3 of them walked over to ella and the 1st officer.*
tay: there's a gun in the backseat too-
*ella in awe of tay's yap-went wide eyed*
officer 1: thank u*nodding towards the 2nd officer to get it*...i admire ur honesty-
tay: that is one of my better qualities-besides being hott and all.
officer: by the way-did i tell u that u have the right to remain silent?
ella: ur arresting us?!
officer 1: anything u say or do can and will be used against u in the court of law-
ella: this is ridiculous-
*officer 2 cuffed ella, then he lead her to the squad car. lisa and ike looked at each other*
ike: get cuffed-
lisa: *elbowing him* not now-
tay: can i play with the siren?!
officer 1: no.
tay: awww, please?!

zac: thank u and good-night!
*zac rushed backstage and he wiped the sweat off as he poured a bottle of water over his head. ash stood there tapping his foot.*
zac: yeah?
ash: what're u doing?!
zac: hey, they did it without me b4...y can't i do it without them?
ash: *rolling his eyes* 2 wrongs don't make a right.
zac: *shrugs* i think i delivered way more than expected.
ash: pft!
zac: they loved i want u to want me...they ate that song out of the palm of my hand.
ash: u better hope they return soon.
zac: y? i'm havin fun.
ash: itz supposed to be a HANSON concert-
zac: and ur lecturing ME becuz?

*ella, tay, ike and lisa sat in the cell in silence. ike began humming. tay joined in with his own beat. ella and lisa looked at each other. were they really making up a song in jail? ike began to tap his foot, then tay started to drum on the bars. a guard approched with keys. ella and lisa quickly stood up. lisa kicked ike's foot while ella bopped tay in the head. ella's friend kayla was there. she smiled and waved. the guard opened the gate and they piled out. everyone walked as fast as they could out of the station and into the parking lot.*
ella: okay...where's the car?
tay: wha car?
ella: ur rental-
tay: i dunno.
ella: *to kayla* what about u?
kayla: i took the bus here-u said i had to be quick.
ella: so, how do we get...where r we going?
*tay, ike and lisa shrugged.*
ella: okay-i don't know where my cell went.
*ella spotted a payphone on the corner, so she ran over*
ella: anyone got a quarter?!
kayla: i do, but i kinda need it for bus fare-
ella: gimme it and u won't need bus fare-
kayla: wha do u mean?
ella: we'll take u ourselves.
kayla: to a show?!
ella: sure.
kayla: okay!
*kayla tossed her quarter to ella. she fumbled and dropped it. it rolled along the sidewalk, so she ran after it. it fell in the sewer grate, so ella stomped her foot.*
ella: c'mon! *to tay and ike* ur tellin me neither of u have any money?!
*ike pulled his pockets inside out. lisa did too. tay was turning the handle on the parking meter, waiting for something to come out.*
ella: what do i gotta do to get a quarter around here?!
*suddenly about 7 guys stopped to give her money. ella graciously took it all.*
ella: y thank u very much!
*she popped a quarter in the payphone and she dialed zac's number. she waited and waited and waited for an answer.*

*zac and his groupies were out in the parking lot having their makeshift party. zac was feeling extra cocky tonight seeing that he had just pulled off the job of 3 people. one of the girls had their car parked close by and she had the stereo blasted on. they were all jamming to ludacris. meanwhile in the bus zac's cell rang and rang and rang.*

*twenty minutes later*

Zac: Micah, I'm seriously going to kill my brothers!
Micah: Oh SHUT UP!
*walks off*

Zac: What'd I say?
Ash: The same thing. Over and over again.
*walks off*

Zac: Oh.
*zac looks around, all the fans followed Micah, so he was by himself in an empty backstage*
Zac: I'm gonna call Ella.
*zac's phone rings*
Zac: hello?
Ella: Hey babe.
Zac: Whoa! THAT IS WEIRD!
Ella: What?
Zac: My shirt says "SPAM!"
Ella: Riiiight. Well... anyways.
Zac: Are you at Lisa's?
Ella: Yes.
Zac: And Ike and Tay are there, aren't they?
Ella: Yes.
Zac: And you're calling to tell me that you got lisa to come back.
Ella: Yes!?
Zac: And that you'll be at the next venue tomorrow morning.
Ella: Right!
Zac: But that I have to go onstage tonight and tell all of these fans that our show is cancelled?
Ella: Uhh... I guess so.
Zac: *sigh* I hate this part.
Ella: Me-
Zac: You too. But somebody's gotta do it.
Ella: Ri-
Zac: Right. So what time will you be back tomorrow?
Ella: Te-
Zac: Ten Thirty? Okay. I'll see you then, baby. Aww... I love talking to ya. Bye! *click*
*ella stares at her phone in awe*

*taylor is still running around chasing an imaginary canary; Ike and Lisa had dissapeared into the bathroom together (eww!) and Ella was flipping through channels on Lisa's TV*
Ella: OH MY GOSH!
*tay pokes his head up from behind the couch*
Tay: What?
Ella: Penny and Me! It's ON!
Tay: You and who?! You're on TV?! Cool!
Ella: NO. Penny AND ME! Its your single? Your video? Samaire Armstrong.
Tay: My arms are SO strong! *flexes*
*ella grabs tay's head and points it at the television*
Tay: WHOA I AM ON TV!
Ella: DuR!
Tay: Did I just spit on the piano?
Ella: uh. Maybe.
Tay: OH MY GOD! I DID! I SPIT ON THE PIANO! THATS IT! I AM CALLING THE DIRECTOR!
*taylor is fuming mad, he gets up and storms out of the room*
*he comes back in, takes ella's cell phone and storms back out*

Ella: *singing* "Cause penny and me like to roolllll the winnndooowwsss
doooowwwwnnnnnn
*the video ends*
[audio from TV]
TRL Host#1: And that was Hanson's new Vid, Penny and Me.
TRL Host #2: Not to be confused with Penny IN me.
TRL Host#1: haha. Damien.. .you're SO funny. NOT.
TRL Host#2: Anywaysss.. While we're on the topic of HANSON. We have a new contest starting tomorrow, "Spend the day with Hanson" you have to send us a postcard saying why YOU want to spend the day with Hanson, and then we'll have a random draw to pick who gets to go.
TRL Host#1: Then why do they have to say why they want to go?
TRL Host#2: Don't start with me, Biznatch!
*the two smile akwardly at the camera*
TRL Host#2: Sooo... if YOU want to Hang With Hanson, get sending those today.
TV Announcer: Only US Residents. There will be a 50 dollar surcharge to all that apply. Good luck.

Ella: Haha. *snickers* Suckers!