T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

things that i, a person who is legally an adult but who does not feel like an adult yet, consider to be Adult Things based on if they make me feel like a functioning adult when i successfully do them:

more tba

Myth: Trans rights are not human rights

Status: BUSTED

This is a real tweet btw

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

Had a dream that there was an enemy in deltarune chapter 5 called Lady Karasu that NOBODY online was talking about for some reason. She was like Tasque Manager but for KawKaws. I decided to draw her from memory

Prunsel, Togore, Chester Holiday, Salt Route, come on we can also make this one just as famous.

⎓𝙹∷ ⊣𝙹𝙹↸ ∷ᒷᔑᓭ𝙹リᓭ, ᓭ⍑ᒷ ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌᓭ ᔑ↸𝙹∷ᔑʖꖎᒷ!

tip: a Story is a place you can Live Inside Of

@dsfalkweon this is the plot of e33 right

Screaming. Yeah

*long anime title voice* The cute guy I'm trapped in a timeloop with is actually the same guy I handcuffed to a pole on a rooftop a few years ago?!

My new roommate is secretely the house that we are both living in?!

I'm in love with an infamous jevel thief (but i hate his costume!)

The thing about professional wrestling that I find really and truly fascinating is that it takes place in a setting where

Most settings where magic is real are about magic. The wizards are the main characters or the antagonists. The presence of ghosts or mutants comes up within the first three sentences of any reasonable summary, or is a major plot twist that changes the entire story.

Meanwhile pro wrestling is a combat sport with scripted outcomes and surrounding storylines. "And also sometimes they do necromancy" is such an extraneous detail not worth mentioning. But also I cannot stress enough that sometimes they do necromancy.

You can go an entire show with zero wizard nonsense, but at any given point on any show in any promotion it wouldn't be shocking for a wizard (or demon or alien or vampire etc) to appear.

The wizards don't even win particularly often. Having actual magic powers that you use to cheat is actually somewhat less effective than "hitting someone with a blunt object while the referee is distracted" or "being large".

Funniest possible approach to magic.

Haunted Books

Official ominous book

Goth librarian allowing haunted books to torment schoolchildren from time to time as enrichment.

best things to give to your favorite characters:

- ocd

- aromanticism

- some kind of dissociative disorder

- a new gender

eating #myballs !

i love wishing people luck for very mundane tasks that dont really require luck. going to the bathroom? good luck with that. making a sandwich? im crossing my fingers for you. need to change your shirt? i hope it works out exactly how you imagined.

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

all three :)