You don’t understand we don’t hold hands come catch me run cause I’m not having any fun I think you’re sore I think I’m done a million reasons can I be your number one
i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look
skinner doing mid-year reviews with his other employees like ‘yep good job solving your cases and getting all routine training completed on time👍’
meanwhile with his two Problem Children it’s more like ‘ok so mulder was hospitalized over 70 times in the span of 11 months... scully held several US officials at gunpoint… both of you trespassed in dozens of top-secret bases and laboratories... entire branches of the American government have contacted me personally to complain about your interference… el chupacabra’ is officially listed as the perpetrator in three of the cases you were sent to investigate… mulder faked his death that one time so his pto will have to be recalculated and carried over to next year…neither of you have attended a mandatory team-building seminar in over five years… also several hospital employees are claiming that mulder bit them…’
i am so obsessed with the way dan and phil perform a whole ass song every tour when it has absolutely nothing to do with their regular content and neither of them are particularly vocally trained. like they really woke up one day when writing tatinof and said fuck it
