Jesus, can't a football fan enjoy a nice game WITHOUT worrying he/she'd be blown to pieces? And to think it's Iraq's first time in reaching the Asian Cup finals. (They won it, by the way.) If I were a terrorist, I would've called it a holiday.
I'm taking it they're not football fans.
Would it do good to make converts out of these men? I'll gladly send them a whole picture stash of sexy women footballers. Or football moms. Or even male footballers. (See now, I'm willing to NOT be greedy, you bastards!) Whatever floats their boat. It'd certainly make up for a healthier obsession. BUT... you'll have to do away with the guns and knives, boys. The last thing we need in this sport are armed hooligans gunning the place down over disallowed goals and refereeing mistakes.
However, if you remain unmoved by Fabio's brows and the sex that is Metze, do remember this, terrorists: should you blow me up the day I finally get to watch a Germany or Liverpool game, I WILL HAUNT YOU UNTIL YOUR BALLS FALL OFF. Capiche?
"From where I sit, the president is always as strong as she wants to be."
I guess that's going to make headlines tomorrow.
First thing I noticed: all her achievements and ongoing projects, they were credited to a few congressmen who requested or suggested the projects. Not to the Filipino people. Kind of telling, eh?
There was no mention of Charter Change nor HSA at all. Er, I think.
"Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys always should be someone you really love." (Blur, "Girls and Boys")
Now that's my kind of guy. Girl. Gay. Fucking transsexual.
Nevermind. ON THIS DAY, LAST YEAR:
I posted these:
THE FAMILY LACERTIDAE IS BEING PROPAGATED RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES. HELP PLZ, OMG.
Then again, maybe not. Let us not rule out the possibility of gay. *stares* Season 69 looks promising. Although no La Salle means *gasp* LESS BLOOD. I need my angry gay orgy angst. Can someone do something about it? I mean the angry gay orgy angst. Fic, pic, real life action, anything? PLEASE? Thank you.
(50% of my posts have gay innuendo? Pshaw. Give it a 60, man.)
Well, old perverted self, things have changed. DLSU is back in the running. So we're going to get our angry gay orgy angst fix after all, YAY! (The fic, pic, real life action, anything deal still stands. PLEASE? Thank you.)
Er, hormone-rousing tidbit. Right. That's about it, really.
My earphones got busted. A friend of mine told me that the original thing costs about P1,500. The good, cheaper ones are about P250, I think. Piso Para Kay Chekay, anyone? :'(
I was late enough for Math class to be absent.
A trip in the Toki jeepney takes about 30 minutes. And how do I know this? Halfway through my journey to CMC I realized that something very important was missing.
OMFGNOES I LEFT MY SHINY GREEN FILECASE IN FCKNG MATH BLDG.
Losing some of my readings I could live with. But my ID, Library Card, and a small print-out of Maru I painstakingly laminated with Scotch tape? HELL FUCKING NO.
(aurinanithbole will testify to this account of idiocy.)
As I was about to start my 15-minute walk back to civilization, rain fell in a light pitter-patter. Not enough to piss you off (that would come later), but enough to make you wet. How convenient.
I was responsible for the bits of cheese powder on JP's shirt. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR.
And then, just when I thought it was finally over, I almost poked someone's eye out with my umbrella. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT TOO, I SWEAR.
Triple 7 Day was a shittier day, though. I must truly be an evil spawn of Satan. :O
"But Lockhart's disgusting cheeriness, his hints that he had always thought Hagrid was no good, his confidence that the whole business was now at an end, irritated Harry so much that he yearned to throw Gadding with Ghouls right in Lockhart's stupid face. Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight." (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, p. 270)
Harry, Harry, Harry, you naughty boy.
Lockhart's perversion is something else, though. Hagrid was no good? Gadding with Ghouls? Honestly, man. Are you that desperate?
Oh, and a happy SenRu day to all. May there be beer and buttlove aplenty.
sleepy
tired
awake
amused