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Journal created:
on 25 March 2004 (#2622961)
Updated:
on 30 June 2009
Name:
I like to get drunk and listen to the Carpenters
Birthdate:
5 July 1986
Location:
Bloomington, Indiana, United States
"If you work from your home,
and Johns call on the phone,
you're a call girl.
If you walk with a limp,
and give a cut to a pimp,
you're a street whore
If men are begging you please,
to get down on your knees
near their groinage --
scuze-a me, but ya see
don’t ya touch
where they pee
without coinage.
When I straddle and squat
to show you my twa.. Jerri Blank
two of my favorite things
all you really need to be fabulous is a handful of glitter and a dream. -MICKEY BOARDMAN
"that's a #1", 7 for all mankind, 90210, 97 minute montages, afeni and jasmine, alex melloan-ruiz, alice in wonderland, amanda lapore's organizational skills, american ok!, andrew van de camp, andy warhol's flesh, another magazine #8, april o' neil, as four's studio, b-girl not losing beats, beyonce singing in french, birthday kylie, blockbuster hot singles, blossom, boogie nights, bret easton ellis, britney and kevin chaotic, buffy, carrie brady, charming salesboys, chloë sevigny, chromeo, clarence carter, clone high, clueless, come on pretty baby, corey haim, daria, dave chappelle, david cross, days of our lives, dazed and confused, denison witmer, dillon not dylan, dr. marlena evans, drew barrymore, empire records, entertainment weekly, evian renaissance bottles, film lit, footloose, francessa lia block, full media saturation, gallerias, gateway drugs, gaw, gc-161, gmail with dillon, grocery stores, hannah french, headshops, heather chandler, heathers, http://www.5minutesonline.com/, ida rathanotansa, imdb, its the 90's!!!", jackson browne, jake gyllenhaal, james st. james, jane fonda's voice, jefferson airplane's jane, jerri blank saying "look", johnny dakota, jubilation lee, judd nelson, kicked out of target, kirsten dunst, lacoste, larry clark, liv tyler, liz phair, magic man, mallrats, margaret cho, mariah c/karen c, media kits, michael alig, mix tapes, my neck my back, my so-called life, myra breckinridge/myron, newbury comics, nikki reed, no doubt, nowhere, old teen people, panera, paper magazine, party monster, patrick bateman food, phyllis nefler, plan 9 film emporuim, prader willy syndrome, ralph lauren, remington university, return to oz, rl stine, romeo and juliet(96), rosemary popcorn, sami brady, saved by the bell, school memories, school sex scandals, senior trip, serial mom, shrooms, sleepovers 95-96, slimnastics, smelling my headphones, sofia mini, sonic youth, south of heaven, sparkle motion, stake&shake, still life with woodpecker, strangers with candy, sue ellen crandell, svedka & snapple, sweater-shorts combo, taking drugs in motels, tears for fears, teen vogue, the basketball diaries, the ben stiller show, the club kids, the craft, the gender of numbers, the golden girls, the legendary marissa cooper, the lohan trilogy, thecobrasnake.com, tina fey, ugly betty, union board events, valley girl, waking up voices, waking-up-with-blood-on-my-ass-then-getting-high, watching porn with co-workers, wayne's world, wet hot american summer, willow rosenberg, witty people, wondering about tom green