DUDES WITH 'TUDES

I bought these pickles. It said they were spicy, but it didn't say they were stupidly-hot. They've been in the fridge, like, three days. I finally opened the jar, today and had one. I took a whiff of the jar and I started to sweat. Against my better judgement, I tried one. FUCK! I nearly died... nearly died! I finished the whole fuckin' thing, though. I paid good money for those damn pickles. Afterwards I cried, probably 'cause I rubbed my eye with my pickle hand. I wish I had a dog to feed them to. That'd be funny. Naw, I'll just let them sit in the fridge and get hotter every week.

My parents both have fuckin' camera phones. I can't even afford caller id!!

I hate fuckin' Krispy Kreme!

Everbody's sez, "They're so good. Blah, blah, blah..." And I'm like, "They're just donuts. They taste like every other fucking donut." Then, they're all, "Oh, you have to try them fresh when they're still warm. They're sooooo good." But I say, "Of course they taste better fresh. What fucking donut doesn't taste better when its fresh? But when they are a day old, they'll taste just like every other fucking donut."

so payroll messed up my pay.

better believe i went up there and busted someone's face up.

then it dawned on me.

i didn't actually care.

dude!

best realise i be a BAD muthafucka. not that i'm bothered whether you know it (as you should) or not. i'm just saying...cause if i wanna say it, i'm gonna, as i be a BAD muthafucka, like i just said...i be a BAD muthafucka that doesn't care about repeating himself...THAT'S just how badass i am. and you know what? i'm so damn badass, that i don't care whether or not you believe me. i know i'm right, as i always am. and even if i wasn't, pfft, you know i wouldn't care.

i've been at work all day and it sucks. today is my day off, but i'm still fuckin here! god damnit hell shit! i want to go home and hit stuff with other stuff to see which one will break first. hell yeah. oh yeah FUCK YOU

who's idea was it to make a web site where people could read eachothers crybaby-whinny-bullshit? is emo flooding into the very seems of humanity? isn't the point of a journal to be private? i find pleasure in harrassing these people, hense why i'm here. but most of the people here come for sympathy and comfort.....WHAT THE FUCK MAN?????!!!!!!

Dear Young Men,

As you may know, I am an upstanding lady. A part of my job as an upstanding lady is to make sure our youth are raised properly so todays' morals may be secure even after my generation had passed. What our world needs is fine young men with a good head on their shoulders. That is why this community worries me so.

This flippiant attitude must continue no longer! My goodness, do you care nothing for your own well-being? Well, I do! I will not leave this community until I have taught it to you also! So sit down boys, and start learning, because I am not budging an inch!

Cordially yours,
Upstanding lady

i just got this awesome tube out of a dumpster, it's like, big and round, and made of cardboard, and it's wicked loud if you yell into it! i guess you could say i've got the baddest tube in town.

Hey gang!!! Hope everyone had a fabulous Mother's Day. I got my dear old mum a simply gorgeous floral arrangement from Bruckner & Son's Floral Arrangements down on Lincoln & 37th. I do declare, it was divine! Ta ta, all!