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A little boy just looked at me and went “woah! That girl is so tall!! I didn’t know girls could get that tall!” To his grandpa.
Grandpa talked to him about how he had tall women in his family and how pretty tall girls are and the boy said he should ask me out 💀 so grandpa was like “she’s probably already married”
Listening to this exchange was so cute and so gender affirming bc not once did either of them imply I was actually a man I’m gonna cry this was so sweet.
Just like. Grandpa didn’t try to “um actually” correct him about me being trans just went instantly into giving him respect women juice lmfao
I was bracing for the kid to get corrected on calling me a girl but when it didn’t happen i felt such a relief instantly. At no point did it become A Problem for me to deal with, grandpa just gently had a convo about how women come in all sizes and how the boy has really tall family members too and I’m just sitting here trying not to cry (positive) bc gender euphoria mixed with it just being such a cute convo to listen to.
I’ve been having a lot of anxiety lately as someone who “doesn’t pass” but who’s also extremely Visible due to being 6’2” and having a very distinctive style, but every time I have a younger queer or kid look at me with stars in their eyes because some facet of me that I refuse to hide is amazing to them, it makes me so fucking happy. Like, to this kid I wasn’t some tranny, I was just a Giant Woman and he didn’t realize that was possible until he saw me. 🥹
A giant woman :)
Dear Jesus, I recognize all Your creatures have a part in the grand design. Please stir the hearts of these roaches to play their part somewhere else. Amen.
avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something
we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.
brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited
brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying
sometimes i get thoughts that aint mine. "when i was a baby they named me slenderman ass" not true that didnt happen
hi yes im op and also plural. its just that i know for a fact no one said that. the braid just made it up!
Good ol’ Slenderass just be wanderin in there sometimes
These days the princess doesn’t even giggle and blush. She just asks me to kill people and I do it. No flirting, barely a thanks, definitely no embarrassed sex, just more orders. She says it because I’m such a good knight that I keep getting so many quests but I talked to the other knights and they’re all getting just as much, overworked, underflirted, and tired. Girl, the Dark Empress just seems more and more reasonable each day.
Bad news about the Dark Empress. The Dark Horde talks about how they’re all family, and how one day you could be in her little polycule of fallen knights, work your way up to being a co-owner! But if you actually look into it they all have been together forever, the hours still suck, and I haven’t gotten any more pay or tropey hookups! It’s enough to make you think the Chaos Goddess cult might be not so bad.
Bad news about the Chaos Goddess Cult guys, though I mean checkout these sick body mods at least.
"Overconsumption is bad because we have limited resources on earth and the production of your comforts is done by practically enslaved global southerners" - yes real. Fucking real and true.
"Overconsumption is bad because you will get fat and lazy and stupid and fat and your brain will rot and youll be a feeble whiny disabled" - okay you are a eugenicist. Can you fucking hear yourself
Alternate title: homophobic children go around their community and gawk at various gay men