Ok well lots has been happening in my life here! I know yall missed me, so I'll get right to it.
This past friday I went to the Upward Bound Awards whatever, and invited Bethany to come w/ me. Which was loads of fun. This year all of my "crew" got a table together, including me, bethany, kacie, kyle, mat lona, carlos and Alex stamat. Hiral was there to also lol. We had a blast.
On sunday, either I called Bethany, or she called me and invited me over to eat crabs and chill and stuff. Which was loads of fun.
Detail:
I get there, and so many people are there. Bethany, of course wasnt there to greet me, since she was out having fun on the go-cart (which you wouldnt let me ride... :( ) So I walked to the only place I really could- towards her mom in the Garage lol. Her mom greets me, along with a billion people, half of whom I couldnt remember who was who if I tried. Cept her gramps and gramz lol.
Well her mom like grabs me (not literally, but with like commands and suggestions all over the place) and sits me down for Crabs. Which was really messy, but crabs always are. LOL that sounded wrong... But her mom is like "Eat crabs, heres more, want a drink, lemme get that, theres the knives, want butter or old bay?" lol all like real quick. It was sooo funny, but so serious at the same time. I was like "whoa" lol. and bethany still wasnt there. Bethany got there on my second crab I think, and I was like just laughing bout how nice her mom was being (lots of info in the background bout why this is funny, dont worry bout it though lol) and so I eat a couple, not for hungers sake, but just cuz there good and mainly i didnt want her mom to think I was there for any other reason but to eat crabs. Cuz thats all. I didnt come to see you, bethany, sorry.
So I got done, and bethany was opening all the doors and FREAKED out when I tried to turn the light on and turn the sink on lol. It was really funny! i was washing my hands and she was pickin food outta my clothes and stuff, which was funny...strange, but funny
"What did you do the other night?" "Bethany and I were in her bathroom and she was helping me clean myself"
So after getting "fresh and so clean clean!" I roamed around her house. I looked at her baby pictures, she was a cute baby lol I was a mean looking baby who cried alot, making evrybody fired up! lol I love these song phrases that sneak into my posts... anywho she like showed me this study, and there was a BEAR in there! Someone in her family shot it. And so I petted it the wrong way and she got all upset lol so I told her thats how Im gonna pet her cat from now on, and I did! lol. She didnt like that very much. But yeah as we walked back, i lost her, and I knew she was like hiding somewhere trying to scare me, and so I turned around slowly and walked back into the dark hallway, and she jumped out and scared me. I expected it, but it was still scary.
"What did you do the other night?" "Well Half the night bethany had her hands on me. She kept grabbing me here and there cuz she didnt want me to do things (obviously shes a very dominating person)" LOL funny...
She did! Every time I ran to go upstairs or go somewhere to do something she grabbed me either on the arm, shoulder, one time she like dragged me away from the stairs lol. There were multiple instances lol.
So we finally get back outside, and I decide now that the Golf Cart is back that I wanna drive it! WOOOOHOOO!!!!!!!! That was fun. We were cruising. And she was screaming and yelling and she thought I was gonna hit woods.(mind u, its a humongous dark mass thats plainly visible, even in the dark lol) And so we're zooming around then all of a sudden, I see a path! I was like awesome! So I take it and BEthany really starts freaking out bout the corn and stuff. So Im driving and Im all lost and stuff, and I keep going till I find a big open area. I turn around, and she keeps telling me that she wants to just go back. So I give in, since I felt bad, and we start to go back lol. I almost went head on into the corn, but stopped like right before. So We back up, bethanys still freaking out, and then we continue on. Getting one of my ideas of brilliance and just funny meanness, I stop the Golf Cart a good ways from her house, stillon the corn path. She is like telling me to get going and Im sitting there, so she tells me to go, so I hit the gas. And nothing happens. She keeps telling me to stop playing around, and I was like "im Trying! Im not joking!" So she is like"im gonna run" and I was like ok? and so We did, she like jetted in front of me at first though, leaving me completely behind... not cool! lol. So I went in the corn to freak her out.
We get back and tell her crew that its not moving So they go and get it. Another brilliant Idea and as I walk out there, I run into the corn field and hide on the edge of the path. Bethany gets into her gpops truck right b4 she got to me, so when he drove by,I jumped out and scared her anyway lol it was funny.
Well all that was wrong was a small yellow wire or something, so they fix it and we ride back. Bethany kept pushing my legs off the leg spot and that was funny. I almost fell off too, cuz she was being evil! lol
So we decide to use the trampoline after a little while. Which was fun... YES I KNOW that u have to take ur shoes off. Anyway she kept yelling at me cuz I was screwin around, and she wouldnt let me try doing a back flip... but it was still funny. She gave me her liability warning and i was like "ok" and so we kept jumping and did different things. at one point we were just laying there, and I dont even remember what I said, nothing important though, i dont think. So we jump some more. Or I did for a while. she gets off the trampoline to help her bro w/ the go kart like three times lol and we jump some more, thn she got off to say bye or something to someone, and then she started harassing her cat!
I kept telling her not to, she came back and then she got off and ran toward it again, so i jump off and run after her, then shes like "you can chase it around!" and she does.
"What did you the other night" "Bethany and I BOTH played with her kitty. I pet it the wrong way though, and she was upset..."
These jokes are just wrong... lol
Anyway, We start talking bout how she cant cartwheel or something, so We spend a good while on that. It's easy for me, and she couldnt get her legs stretched out lol. But I tried helping her. We also screwed around with stretching and stuff.
"What did you do the other night?" "Well I tried pushing Bethany as Low as she could go, but she wouldnt let me"
I wanted to go swimming, and she said I could,but I didnt, cuz i didnt have trunks. I found out she has an in ground pool. which is cool lol. But thats not in this part of the story, that was earlier. But I ran. And Hid from her lol. I almost snuck up on her one time, but she saw me beside a car lol. It was pretty funny. And then the other time I almost got away, but didnt quite make it. She kept seeing me b4 I could hide lol.
Crazy Cool lol