Doktor Archeville's Laboratory

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Klingon Music Theory is Weird [source]

“In today’s episode we take a look at the strange world of star trek music theory. From the Lixian scale and Klingon Solfege, to the real world Klingon Opera, ‘u’ - to the pages of the Klingon dictionary where we explore a nonatonic, 9-EDO interpretation of Klingon music let us boldly go where no microtone has gone before!” [28 min 50 sec]

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THE CITY OF DAGON YOU SAY?

Well I don't see anything OMINOUS about that! >.>

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Did you read the book dude? If I was a horrific looking fish man who wanted the not be judged by my appearance and be treated like a normal guy I wouldn’t willingly compare myself to the evil lovecraftian deity who’s spawn are known for forcefully mating with human woman.

I get the idea of like reclaiming a slur or a negative image but the entirely normal looking guy rather than the people who are actually mutated make that decision is incredibly suspect.

Also they seem to be eating a guy, kinda undercuts the idea of “ we’re not monsters”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

To be fair the person they're eating did deserve it

She was abducting Atlanteans to horrifically experiment on them basically just because it was easy to get away with because the surface world just sees them as fish monsters as opposed to how if you're doing human experimentation the law and the media will at least pretend to give a shit

But yeah, naming your new city that's totally gonna be a Utopia and not at all an insane supervillain dictatorship after the evil fish god from Horrible Phobia's Lovecraft's books is not winning my confidence here Orm XD

dr-archeville

To be fair, Dagon (or Dagan) is also the name of a god worshiped in ancient Syria, a god of prosperity & rulership. Some early medieval scholar noticed that his name sounded similar to the Hebrew word for “fish” (דָג dag or דָגָה daga) which is how he became known as an aquatic deity, and is likely what lead Howie Lovecraft to use the name for his fish-frog-people.

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For the @dashcon-two Crow Exchange, I made custom DashCon/Magic the Gathering trading cards. They were a huge hit! Unfortunately, it was my first convention I've ever gone to and I accidentally handed them out wayyyy too fast and had people tracking me down all day and had to send them away empty handed.

So to make up for it I've decided to publish the files for them here! Feel free to print them out and stick them on your own cards. If you end up playing any games with them I'd love to see.
(Also included is the Tumblr University card that no one got because I accidentally left them behind in the U.S. lol)

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The Last House | Greta Lee and Wagner Moura | Official Trailer

I mean, as a movie that looks to be a metaphor for Covid and the resulting lockdowns, they're at least treating it more seriously than The Sex Purge Movie, which seemed to be commenting on social distancing and stuff, framed as totalitarian, but agreed with it anyway?

As I understand it, The Last House is a cosmic horror story so some unseen thing that is trapping you in your house and could kill you if you go outside it at least fits the metaphor of the pandemic, contrasting with that Michael Bay film he made really early in the lockdowns that basically framed it as the government trying to isolate people as a means of fascist control (y'know, the incredibly irresponsible approach back in 2020 or whenever he made it).

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Well its not unseen

Its Space Octopuses

Which sounds INSANE

So I hope it will be :D

dr-archeville

They may not be SPACE Octopuses!

In the film, there is speculation that the Creatures are from deep in Earth’s own oceans, the basis for tales about kraken and sirens and other sea monsters! They were here first, and are taking the planet back!

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does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

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I gotchu

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YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

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You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

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So at school today (first teacher workday of the year), we were told to pick a card from one of two decks. One was Marvel comics themed, the other DC comics. We would then find whoever picked the matching card & that person would be our partner for the day’s activities.

I got to pick from the Marvel deck.

I got the Jack of Hearts.

Can you guess which Marvel character was on this card?

Was it Gambit, the roguish lover & lover of Rogue?

No.

Was it Starfox, Eros of Titan, the Eternal with a knack for stimulating the pleasure centers of people’s brains?

No.

Was it Jonathan Hart, the “living battery of unstable energy” known as Jack of Hearts?

No.

It was….

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THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

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