Raindrops and Rambles

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doublel27
doublel27

It’s that time of year for teachers to be reminded about how to handle blood and EpiPens, that you can’t accept gifts totaling over $50 from one party over the course of 365 days, that you are a mandated reporter for all things, except maybe work place harassment, that’s only suggested if you’re a manager—but it’s not cool, and what the district policy is if you lost children seems to be updated and you know the exact incident that created this update.

Currently, I am being forced to sit through the conflict of interest laws knowing that the town and state employees are rife with nepotism but me accepting wipes for a classroom could be considered a gift.

doublel27

Oh yes, and because state employees like to double dip is why you can’t charge for tutoring students who are in your “sphere of influence.”

doublel27

Have hit the PK-12 specific portion: I AM A ROLE MODEL! (I was unaware)

Also remember if anyone other than the school district is paying for any part of travel/field trips you have to fill out two separate disclosure forms, including parents.

Why are we doing less field trips? I dont know.

doublel27

REMINDER: you may be prohibited from engaging in political fund raising.

*nods* yes why would teachers be allowed to raise funds for politicians. We will leave that to Musk and Thiel. It’s working so well for the country.

doublel27

Sorry, I lied, wipes are allowed. Any classroom supplies or anything that is solely for classroom use is not a bribe gift.

But a gift card is.

So just, give them what they really want this holiday season. Get your teacher a new classroom rug. Or an easel that isn’t falling down.

doublel27

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But not an expensive desk chair for you. That is personally beneficial and so an illegal gift.

For the kids only. Because you, my public school employee, are a role model.

doublel27

REMINDER: you cannot use school resources in your private tutoring that is paid.

Ha! Jokes on them! We pay for those resources out of pocket anyway! Those are my personal resources.

doublel27
doublel27

It’s that time of year for teachers to be reminded about how to handle blood and EpiPens, that you can’t accept gifts totaling over $50 from one party over the course of 365 days, that you are a mandated reporter for all things, except maybe work place harassment, that’s only suggested if you’re a manager—but it’s not cool, and what the district policy is if you lost children seems to be updated and you know the exact incident that created this update.

Currently, I am being forced to sit through the conflict of interest laws knowing that the town and state employees are rife with nepotism but me accepting wipes for a classroom could be considered a gift.

doublel27

Oh yes, and because state employees like to double dip is why you can’t charge for tutoring students who are in your “sphere of influence.”

doublel27

Have hit the PK-12 specific portion: I AM A ROLE MODEL! (I was unaware)

Also remember if anyone other than the school district is paying for any part of travel/field trips you have to fill out two separate disclosure forms, including parents.

Why are we doing less field trips? I dont know.

doublel27

REMINDER: you may be prohibited from engaging in political fund raising.

*nods* yes why would teachers be allowed to raise funds for politicians. We will leave that to Musk and Thiel. It’s working so well for the country.

doublel27

Sorry, I lied, wipes are allowed. Any classroom supplies or anything that is solely for classroom use is not a bribe gift.

But a gift card is.

So just, give them what they really want this holiday season. Get your teacher a new classroom rug. Or an easel that isn’t falling down.

doublel27

image

But not an expensive desk chair for you. That is personally beneficial and so an illegal gift.

For the kids only. Because you, my public school employee, are a role model.

this is the only way I am surviving this training education back to school
doublel27
doublel27

It’s that time of year for teachers to be reminded about how to handle blood and EpiPens, that you can’t accept gifts totaling over $50 from one party over the course of 365 days, that you are a mandated reporter for all things, except maybe work place harassment, that’s only suggested if you’re a manager—but it’s not cool, and what the district policy is if you lost children seems to be updated and you know the exact incident that created this update.

Currently, I am being forced to sit through the conflict of interest laws knowing that the town and state employees are rife with nepotism but me accepting wipes for a classroom could be considered a gift.

doublel27

Oh yes, and because state employees like to double dip is why you can’t charge for tutoring students who are in your “sphere of influence.”

doublel27

Have hit the PK-12 specific portion: I AM A ROLE MODEL! (I was unaware)

Also remember if anyone other than the school district is paying for any part of travel/field trips you have to fill out two separate disclosure forms, including parents.

Why are we doing less field trips? I dont know.

doublel27

REMINDER: you may be prohibited from engaging in political fund raising.

*nods* yes why would teachers be allowed to raise funds for politicians. We will leave that to Musk and Thiel. It’s working so well for the country.

doublel27

Sorry, I lied, wipes are allowed. Any classroom supplies or anything that is solely for classroom use is not a bribe gift.

But a gift card is.

So just, give them what they really want this holiday season. Get your teacher a new classroom rug. Or an easel that isn’t falling down.

doublel27
doublel27

It’s that time of year for teachers to be reminded about how to handle blood and EpiPens, that you can’t accept gifts totaling over $50 from one party over the course of 365 days, that you are a mandated reporter for all things, except maybe work place harassment, that’s only suggested if you’re a manager—but it’s not cool, and what the district policy is if you lost children seems to be updated and you know the exact incident that created this update.

Currently, I am being forced to sit through the conflict of interest laws knowing that the town and state employees are rife with nepotism but me accepting wipes for a classroom could be considered a gift.

doublel27

Oh yes, and because state employees like to double dip is why you can’t charge for tutoring students who are in your “sphere of influence.”

doublel27

Have hit the PK-12 specific portion: I AM A ROLE MODEL! (I was unaware)

Also remember if anyone other than the school district is paying for any part of travel/field trips you have to fill out two separate disclosure forms, including parents.

Why are we doing less field trips? I dont know.

doublel27

REMINDER: you may be prohibited from engaging in political fund raising.

*nods* yes why would teachers be allowed to raise funds for politicians. We will leave that to Musk and Thiel. It’s working so well for the country.

education back to school that last part is sarcasm *bangs head against wall*
firstkanaphans

Anonymous asked:

For your joongaou agenda

https://x.com/i/status/2083950398541357332

firstkanaphans answered:

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This sent me down a rabbit hole, Anon, but it does, in fact, appear that Joong and Aou have adopted near identical cats on the same day and I’m choosing to believe the cats are siblings because it makes me happy.

I love my two weirdos they appear to be separate genders according to the names and as an earthmix fan I think about their plans to breed their cats that got ruined due to divorce era aou thanaboon joong archen
doublel27
doublel27

It’s that time of year for teachers to be reminded about how to handle blood and EpiPens, that you can’t accept gifts totaling over $50 from one party over the course of 365 days, that you are a mandated reporter for all things, except maybe work place harassment, that’s only suggested if you’re a manager—but it’s not cool, and what the district policy is if you lost children seems to be updated and you know the exact incident that created this update.

Currently, I am being forced to sit through the conflict of interest laws knowing that the town and state employees are rife with nepotism but me accepting wipes for a classroom could be considered a gift.

doublel27

Oh yes, and because state employees like to double dip is why you can’t charge for tutoring students who are in your “sphere of influence.”

doublel27

Have hit the PK-12 specific portion: I AM A ROLE MODEL! (I was unaware)

Also remember if anyone other than the school district is paying for any part of travel/field trips you have to fill out two separate disclosure forms, including parents.

Why are we doing less field trips? I dont know.