Hello Salem!

Hi guys!

Sorry my plane didn't get here in time for the wedding. There WAS a wedding, right? See, I had this crazy taxi driver who kept looking at my chiseled face and saying weird things about flashbacks or something. I don't really remember actually, they had a lot of free champagne on the flight.

So.. what'd I miss?

Oh, and it'd be great if I could use someones apartment to take a shower. They turned the water off on my old apartment back in NYC a few months ago. Don't worry though, I brought my own dishclothes, so I won't be needing a towel.

SAMI IS STAN

I will now show you the proof that will stop this marriage from lasting any longer:







The resemblance is uncanny, isn't it?

That's because THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.



Also, if that's not enough for you, I have DNA evidence. So there.

(no subject)

Marlena,

Could I see you in my private studio home office for a moment?

If you'd like to bring an overnight bag, that is fine. I only want what is best for you, but with all this stress, it might be best to up the frequency of our co-ed naps together. They are very theraputic, you know. Very theraputic indeed. And also, I think you are getting a little sleepy...