jsb

ouch

a message left at 6:32 PM on a girl's voice mail:

"Hey, it's Dave. You remember a couple of weeks ago when we had dinner and then went out to Midnight Rodeo? Well, I had a great time, and you said you had a great time, so I was wondering if you wanted to do it again. tonight. Anyway, gimmie a call when you get off work, and let me know. OK. Bye."

one half hour later:

(phone rings)

Dave: yello...
Girl: hiiiii Daaave
Dave: hey ______
Girl: Dave, i'm sorry, but i just got off work and i'm really TIRED, and i don't think i'm gonna go out tonight.
Dave: oh, well that's ok
Girl: ....and i have to be in early tomorrow and i can't stay out late because i'm really TIRED.
Dave: it's really ok, you wanna get something to eat anyway?
Girl: i can't, i'm on my way to go play volleyball.....

Current Mood: can you ever really be in the mood for Totino's?
Current Music: it ain't the new Against Me! album, i'll tell you that much right now
jsb

think about THAT!

i had a really shitty day at work and had this table that would not leave, so i sat my ass down for three hours and rolled every piece of silverware in the joint. so....

if you eat breakfast at the IHOP at 281 & 1604 this sunday morning, the 21st of august, i just want you to know.......


i touched your fork
jsb

...because i was told to....

so today i went to work where i managed to make a whopping twenty dollars (rounded up from fifteen). while there i spent most of my time trying to explain to a seventeen year old girl why all guys are assholes, it didn't stick, but one year out of high school and she'll realize i was right, so i've got that going for me. let's see.....
oh, yeah, everyone at work is convinced i am gay. for the past three weeks i thought it was just this running joke, but, oh, no, they really think i am gay. now, i am many things, but i am not gay. if i'm gay i'm spending way too much money on porn. it's not my fault all of the girls there are minors, and i have to try WAY too hard to keep my distance. (a game of grab-ass? no thank you, i'll pass)
also i managed to wipe out in the kitchen and bust the shit out of my knee. it hurts like hell and is the size of a cantaloupe. (owwwwie!)
went to Jim's after work and had coffee with Claire and Becky..
oh yeah, after that, i went to the bank to deposit my check, and the ATM ate my freaking card.

but, while i was at Jim's, Claire bought me a taco :)

....today was a good day
  • Current Music
    Eagles of Death Metal
jsb

sorry, chapman

Bill Cosby's lawyer nastygrams short film site channel101.com

BoingBoing reader Mack says,

Channel 101 is a website where people make 5 minute tv show pilots that compete against each other for 5 "prime time" slots. But you probably already knew that. The NEWS is that they just got a "Cease & Desist" nastygram from Bill Cosby's lawyer over their awesome animated series "House of Cosbys" which WAS awesome, but will be offline by 5 pm today. Someone should put torrents of these up now! To see the past episodes (before 5 pm) go here.

http://www.channel101.com/shows/sh…

The description for the last episode reads: "This special final episode, which, in compliance with a cease and desist order, was not created by Justin Roiland, screened at Cinespace but won't be hosted at channel101.com out of fear of being sued by the attorney who is absolutely NOT portrayed sucking dick in this video."