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It's Quinny, it's Orchid, it's your doll...

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Dollgirl, and VTuber(late 20s) | Writer of @witchhaven | cutest cultist on the internet | Biggest chunk of the Flora system | it/its and sometimes she/her | Use code QUINNYONMAIN on Dubby for a 10% discount

Would you please help this doll fund its guitar?

this doll is starting a project, one that it's sure those of you who follow it will enjoy the results of!

so, it's been trying to relearn guitar, but unfortunately the size and weight of its current guitar is an obstacle to its consistent practice, and a lot of the sounds it would like to produce aren't easily achievable with it, so this doll is going to be starting a DIY kit for a .strandberg* Boden clone so that it can have a lighter, more compact, electric guitar

the DIY kit is currently priced at about $230, but comes without materials for finishing, which doll imagines will total about $50-$75, and if it can't buy the DIY kit before the sale ends, it'll be about $360. that said, the current goal for tips is $250, which should cover the DIY kit and begin on finishing materials!

you do not have to donate if you are unable/don't want to this is a project doll is saving for and is going to do regardless of tips contributed to it. using Twitch payouts and things, doll is going to eventually buy the DIY kit and finishing materials. it plans on not spending any money from its accounts until it has enough to buy the kit and the majority of its finishing supplies. this tip goal is just an attempt to get there faster than it would otherwise, so don't feel bad for not contributing

"but Quinny, what does this have to do with us?" doll's current setup isn't great, which is why it doesn't really play as often as it would like to. while its guitar is a high end model, it's also second only to a Gibson Les Paul in terms of weight(if you know you know) and bulky to the point that it's uncomfortable for doll to play it while sitting in its chair, and its cable isn't great(that's likely to be addressed this Saturday) so as much as it would like to, it can't very well play it on stream. with a compact lightweight guitar, this won't be nearly as much of an issue, and so doll is planning on having practice segments on its stream, and perhaps once it feels confident enough, full guitar streams!

so, if you'd like to help support this project, please follow either its StreamElements tip link or its Ko-fi link! either one will contribute to the project until it's received tips past the budget, but only the StreamElements link will count the percentage on the stream overlay, and we'll update here whenever materials have been purchased(between the DIY kit, peripherals, and finishing materials)

one time i went to the doctor and said "i think i have some sort of damage in my neck from hurting it on a trampoline as a teen" and the doctor said "no you don't." and i said, "well, the day after i hurt my neck, my bioparents tried to make me climb a mountain because they didn't believe i was hurt, and just a few minutes up the mountain i sat down on the side of the trail because i was in so much pain i couldn't keep walking, and they just left me there, and eventually i forced myself to climb the rest of the mountain because i was terrified they were going to legitimately abandon me on the side of the mountain forever. and i'm here today because it just recently occurred to me that when most people say 'i have a crick in my neck' they mean 'i slept funny and now i'm a little sore' and not 'i'm functionally bedbound at the moment due to severe neck pain'." and the doctor said "you have permanent nerve damage in your neck."

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

  1. my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
  2. a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
  3. daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
  4. always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
  5. you do not talk about my daughter

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

oh my gfod i just found out about this microphone mask that goes around your face like a muzzle and muffles your voice irl but records it clearly. imagining a dom muzzling me and playing with my vibe over a call while i'm stuffed and overstimulating me while i scream and moan for them and no one else can hear 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

like this is soooo erotic to me. am i wrong

The funniest part is that the marketing for it is "do you get so tilted at games your neighbours file noise complaints? Instead of acquiring some anger management skills or playing something else, consider the Gamer Muzzle™"

I think these should be exclusively used for kink instead of their intended purpose

Every time you play with the doll you get +5 Dolly Points!

What exactly these points do is unknown, but the doll keeps insisting that if you get enough Dolly Points you can exchange them for Rewards and Prizes!

This.

Like, I very much appreciate people trying to be mindful of their consumption and trying to be sustainable. But I need y'all to understand that it literally does not matter. The top 10% are doing more damage than all of us together could ever prevent.

you know, until we remember what to do with rich bastards.

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

get ready for the wedding