somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this
ALTwolf girlfriend
Oh yeah I went to Comic-Con for the first time (it was entirely too warm and I cannot keep my eyes open for any candid picture)
Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search
Fucking. Found it
soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again
I thought this ad was hotdogs exploding, implying God will explode your dick unless you read Corinthians 16:22
I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.
if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this
we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator
her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself
everyone say thanks emily!!!
THANK YOU EMILY!
Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D
i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?
valve watching sony get crucified for trying the same shit they've been doing with steam for decades
i love how Indeed is like
tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:
-booger farmer (45 miles away)
-astronaut (5 minutes away)
and neither of them are actually hiring
