I Am an Agent of Satan, but My Duties Are Largely Ceremonial

X-Men Round Robin
Chapter 3 by dkphoenix
Disclaimer: We are but unworthy, cowering fleas before
the might of the Marvel Entertainment Legal Deaprtment.


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Mostly, I think the whole LOLCATS thing has become stupid and unfunny. Way past it's fifteen minutes. But, this picture cracked me up.

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This is for foenix: the Realm is having a 10th anniversary celebration from Nov 1st to Nov 10th, where all old accounts in good standing (ie: the ones that just were cancelled or went unpaid, as opposed to disabled/banned by the game company) will work again. No strings, no credit card numbers, they'll just work for that week.

If you decide to pop in and say hi, come to the town of Murias, go 1 up from the teleporter into the magic shop, and ask for "Vera". Someone in there will find me or take a message. :-)

I am college educated. I hold certifications from Microsoft, Novell, Red Hat, and Cisco, among others. I will kick your ass at Trivial Pursuit... as long as we agree to skip those sports questions. So, why can't I figure out how to get this goddamn cel phone activated?

Oh. Because Walmart sold me a phone that they'd reported as stolen, that's why.

He's not undead, just unsober...

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This looks very cool. I believe Her Infernal Majesty would enjoy it. However, that part about seperate kitty treads and surfaces for plants amuses me to no end. Yeah, that would work.

I stole this from indigoskynet.

Want to ask me something? Here's your chance. Any question. The only catch is, all replies are screened, so, whatever you ask and whatever I answer is between me and you.

Replies could be sporadic, depending on my 'net access and time, but I promise to reply to everything eventually.

*RING RING*

"Do you know where I found my toothbrush?! And my hairbrush?!"

Why, buried in the litterbox, of course.

Odds and ends in this one.

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Pope John Paul II 'appears' in bonfire vision

Personally, if I were at a bonfire, and an apparition shaped like a man in a cloak with his hand outstretched appeared, I would run screaming. And decide it was time for a nice, long vacation. But, that's why I survived the end of the movie.