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TITLE | won't you lay hands on me
FANDOM | the vampire diaries.
PAIRING | klaus/caroline, one-sided!damon/caroline, stefan/caroline!brotp.
RATING | t.
NOTES | this universe has spiralled completely out of control. i am so sorry.
SUMMARY | teen wolf!au. caroline can't even with klaus' life choices right now. otherwise known as: the one where they get trapped in the pool.

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TITLE | you're a hideous thing inside.
FANDOM | the vampire diaries.
RATING | t.
PAIRING | klaus/caroline, side-mention of stefan/elena.
NOTES | based off the prompt "klaus/caroline - he is the alpha male; he tells her and then he shows her." at vd_kink which basically triggered all of my teen wolf feels. also, despite being from a kink meme, there is no smut here. only crack. i have failed you
SUMMARY | Teen Wolf!AU. In which Stefan may or may not be the Norman Bates of werewolves and Caroline wonders why her best friend couldn't have turned into, like, a vampire. Also, Klaus is probably pure evil. 

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TITLE. walking with a ghost.
FANDOM. the vampire diaries.
PAIRING/CHARACTERS. caroline+elena, caroline+stefan or caroline/stefan.
RATING. t.
NOTES. i actually ship stefan/elena and damon/elena, but i feel like stefan trying to drive elena off the bridge her parents died on and turn her into a vampire was so horrific, awful and traumatic, and it was just skipped over like nbd and hasn’t been mentioned since. apparently elena’s over it? what the hell. and caroline being out of the loop just bothers me to no end. SHE IS FLAWLESS, GUYS. TELL HER YOUR PROBLEMS~*~
SUMMARY. “Stefan! How are you doing? Driven any exes off of bridges their parents died on lately?”

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TITLE | even now, you won't.
FANDOM | the vampire diaries: tv series.
PAIRINGS/CHARACTERS | caroline forbes, klaus, tyler lockwood.
RATING | m, for blood! so much blood.
SUMMARY | his mouth is a slash of red; deep inside her something opens and spread. urging.
DISCLAIMER | i don't own anything. ):
NOTES | klaus just wants another ripper bffl okay, is that so wrong!? this is set early season 3, before klaus became an adorably unevil woobie.

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TITLE | the hyacinth girl.
FANDOM | the vampire diaries.
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS | caroline + caroline/klaus, caroline/tyler, stefan, elena.
RATING | t.
SUMMARY | and she wonders what it would have been like if he'd just said yes to her at that bush party. if he'd just said yes.
NOTES | i love caroline so much, it aches.

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TITLE | building a slow burn
FANDOM | the vampire diaries
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS | damon/elena.
RATING | PG-13.
SUMMARY | post!finale. "He's gone east to find a cure. With Katherine." "Oh, that's adorable."
SPOILERS | for 2x20 if you haven't seen it, and then for some fan speculations on the finale.
NOTES | i wish i could actually, you know, write these two like i picture in my head. :|

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TITLE | among various states
FANDOM | the vampire diaries.
CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS | matt, caroline/tyler, caroline/matt.
RATING | t.
SUMMARY | POST!2x20. "Dude, no homo, but why are you naked?"
NOTES | i feel like matt/caroline/tyler are the significantly happier, brofest version of stefan/elena/damon. and god knows we need lulz at this point.

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TITLE. a walk through hell
FANDOM. Misfits.
PAIRINGS. Nathan/Kelly, Simon, Alisha, Curtis, Nikki.
RATING. T.
SUMMARY. Because, honestly, if they think about it, weirder shit has happened.
NOTES. Ah, the old M!Preg spoof. Don't kill me, guys, it's all for the lulz. I found this on the Stereotypical Fanfic Prompts challenge or something along those lines and well.. I do love to torture Nathan.

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TITLE. you drown, or you fight.
FANDOM. Misfits.
PAIRINGS. Nathan/Kelly, brief Kelly/Jamie + Nathan/Lily.
RATING. NC-17.
SUMMARY. 2x02 AU. He picks the pretty one. And immediately wishes he hadn't.
NOTES. Finally -- Nathan/Kelly porn. Why did I wait so long to write this? For the kink-meme! I don't know who requested it though. Whoever you are: I love you for this prompt. Seriously.

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TITLE. passion pit.
FANDOM. Misfits.
PAIRINGS/CHARACTERS. Nathan/Kelly, Alisha/Simon, Curtis/Nikki, Marnie.
RATING. T, for now.
SUMMARY. Stay gone, stay clean, I need you to need me. 2/5.
NOTES. OFFICIALLY THE BIGGEST AU IN THE WORLD. And don't shoot me, guys, I actually love Marnie! Not necessarily with Nathan, mind you, but I had the idea for this before we got to know her. I swear, I'll write fic where she's awesome as penance soon. ):

i. you itch for someone else.
ii. the shape of a monster.
iii. the boy’s a slag.
iv. and if bridges got to fall.
v. then we’ll fall, too.

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