Dirty Work Unlimited

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When you answer the phone and find out that the other person is trying to sell another company's service to you, insist you don't have a phone. Whenever they try to correct you on this, tell them the "customer is always right" and that you really don't have a phone. When they ask you "then, what are you talking on?" tell them a tin can connected with string. Then thank them for talking to you, bark (like a dog) and mumble something about having to take your meds. Do not hang up the phone, set it down with a loud "bang" and leave it off-the-hook for about 10 minutes.

~~Advice by my Nana. She did this and no phone company has called her since.~~

This was inspired by a post in my own journal about how my annoying neighbor is always going on and on about my other neighbors who are gay.

apocalypsos wrote in response to my asking what exactly was the gay agenda:

Getting laid. Which coincidentally is also the hetero agenda. Funny, that.

tsita wrote these:
-How about pink snow?
-Rainbow dyed onto the front lawn.
-Christmas lights on all year, disco balls. 'It's Raining Men' blaring at odd hours...Get drag queens over to full costume...
-Get a little foo-foo dog and paint HIS tonails...Or better yet something like a Rottweiler.