OMFG YES YESSS LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE!!?! VEGETA’S MOM TEASED?! I’ve never thought I’d see the day! Give us more Vegeta family lore!I NEED THIS! 😭🙏✨Blessed my eyes, thank you Toyotaro!!
mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling] DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ
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𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-
I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?
they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour
Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink
that's the worst part. the little shavings of humanity on top of the shit sandwich. the conversation at Clouds, Jackie's ofrenda, the more introspective moments from Johnny. a handful of genuinely compelling sci-fi concepts. little pieces of writing that manage to almost be interesting and make me feel something. proof that human hands touched this product. that there are people who put something personal into it, and cared about it. and the grim knowledge that it was wasted. a pointless offering to an altar of capitalism. these people gave their ideas, their blood and sweat, the best years of their lives, to... this. the game that expects me to suck cop dick. what a fucking tragedy. what a cautionary fucking tale. never make a deal with the devil. it's never fucking worth it.
I don't actually think every problematic expression has a better, longer version with the opposite meaning that oddly enough no one heard of until it surfaced on the internet like ten years ago. I think that is potentially not true
"The full expression is 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'." Is that why we can find plenty of references to "blood is thicker than water" from the 1700s and earlier but no reference to the longer one until the 1990s then
"It's not 'the customer is always right', it was 'the customer is always right in matters of taste'" Is that why when you look the longer quote up you get no source, and if you look up the former you get a history of how it was coined by a department store owner in the context of taking customer complaints seriously in an era of more-or-less open fraud and retailers saying caveat emptor
We can say a phrase is useless to us now due to cultural changes without pretending there was a secret, true phrase that was always there and always in line with modern values and everyone who used the 'wrong' phrase for centuries was an ignorant fool. Like, "the customer is always right" was rooted in a context of retailers never heeding complaints about safety or quality, we can just go "this isn't relevant in an era where complaining customers have too much power" without making up an unattested history of it really being about letting people buy ugly hats
i just want every fat person on earth who has or wants to have sex to know that your best case scenario is not just "person who ignores/forgives the size of your body because they love you in spite of it" and that you will actually meet people who see your stomach or rolls when you take off your shirt and get so stupid horny they forget how to speak
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