NOTE to admin/abuse: emergency contact info in first post.
Digitalemur takes no prisoners.
They can be bribed with starchy food, though.
Digitalemur works in a library at a women's college in Massachusetts.
They moonlight as a lion tamer.
Digitalemur is not as tall as you think they are.
They're also not as wide as you think they are.
Digitalemur usually carries a picture of George Washington with them.
Digitalemur has a fairly boring house, and a predictable schedule.
They also own a blazer with a large pink felt squid on the back, have a stick model wall sculpture of a serotonin molecule over their bed (yes, those jokes have all been made), and drives a Cylon Scion hatchback. They gave the fallout shelter sign to jadefu, who had need of it.
Digitalemur might replace this bio with something less minimal later. They might not, though.