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I feel like I've done zero today, but it's not even (quite) true! I cleaned the draining board (believe me, that's a job), written a bit of fic (not finished, but getting there...) finished watching Papa to Musume (awwww ♥ I recommend!), watched an ep of Tsuukai, finished watching this. Chiiiibiiiiiis!! Hmm, pre-Arashi and Tackey went to America; the Kansai kids got to stand on a roof and shave each other and eat watermelon. Though, to be fair, they do actually seem to be having a lot of fun - chibi Sho and Tsubasa had to play on the train tracks. o.o We see the trains going past and everything. I was excited to see behind the scenes pics from mags I actually have! :D They're highly adorable. Now I've just got to wait for the bastard MU time limit to be up to download some more.

Saw my first ep of this year's X-Factor last night! I don't know why I hadn't thought of it before - maybe I did, and forgot, I'm sure someone's done it - but I kept imagining Simon and co meeting members of JE:

Subaru: *enters wearing hat, ugly glasses, shirt with obscenity on it and eye-wateringly patterned trousers*
Simon: *muttering* Oh god, where are they coming from?
Subaru: *fidgets* *glances around nervily*
Simon: Come on, let's hear it then.
Subaru: *sings Ruwa*
Simon: ...I wasn't expecting that.

or:

Sharon: Awww, aren't you cute! I want to put you in my pocket and take you home! And how old are you?
Ohno: Twenty-six.
Sharon: *blink* ...So cute!

Everyone needs to pester vanillafire to write this. XD Come on folks, you've all seen X-Factor or insert-your-country-here Idol! Genius.

Now I *could* get on with something productive... or I cold finish watching Arashi's Taipei concert on YouTube (I just like when idols try to speak foreign languages, bless them!). Hmm... which will win?